Where do you fall on the Toast Scale?

[Doktor Grimm]

Are you an enlightened Toast Connoisseur whom enjoys the delicate taste and spongy texture of bread that is merely Somewhat Warm? Or are you a grunting caveperson, an Ignominious Dullard whose piteously unrefined pallette leads him to burn his bread to an inedible crisp as God watches on in abject horror? Debate upon it thusly.

 

[TyrasGuard]

Anything that isn't 5 or 6 is a failed attempt

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

Anything between 04 and 07 is fine. Less than 04 isn't toast, any more than 07 and you're eating carbon.