Where do you fall on the Toast Scale?

[Doktor Grimm]

Are you an enlightened Toast Connoisseur whom enjoys the delicate taste and spongy texture of bread that is merely Somewhat Warm? Or are you a grunting caveperson, an Ignominious Dullard whose piteously unrefined pallette leads him to burn his bread to an inedible crisp as God watches on in abject horror? Debate upon it thusly.

 

[YellowIsACoolColor]

5

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

4

 

[Huh what?]

Is this supposed to be about toast or a metaphor for your skin color? Either way, my answer's 9

 

[Jason Wynn]

5 is perfect

 

[Cat tit bingo]

4-6 are literally the only choices unless you're a sick deviant. A better question is whats the edge of what you would actual eat if you miss timed you toasters toasting.

 

[ForTheHoard]

I had to stare at 5 for a while before realizing that 6 was perfect, so 5.75.

 

[parsnip]

3 or 4, and I won't even attempt to eat toast outside that range.

 

[polar bear]

4 for toast with jam, 5 for cheesy toast, 6 for plain toast with butter, 7 to dip in veggie soup.

 

[eatler]

3 or 4, and I won't even attempt to eat toast outside that range.

Do you still cut the crust off of your bread?

 

[parsnip]

Do you still cut the crust off of your bread?

Sometimes. I'm an adult and can do what I want!

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

@Skitarii , your advice is needed.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

4-6 are literally the only choices unless you're a sick deviant. A better question is whats the edge of what you would actual eat if you miss timed you toasters toasting.

I prefer very lightly toasted, but would find a way to make 9 edible.

 

[Doktor Grimm]

5

Is this supposed to be about toast or a metaphor for your skin color? Either way, my answer's 9

5 is perfect

I had to stare at 5 for a while before realizing that 6 was perfect, so 5.75.

4 for toast with jam, 5 for cheesy toast, 6 for plain toast with butter, 7 to dip in veggie soup.

You all disappoint me to no end. I'm leaving the kiwi farms.

 

[Lake]

I enjoy a slice of 1 and 9 every morning.

A forklift accident at work damaged the toast part of my brain. Please help.

 

[spacko]

4 for toast with jam, 5 for cheesy toast, 6 for plain toast with butter, 7 to dip in veggie soup.

a patrician, i see

You all disappoint me to no end. I'm leaving the kiwi farms.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

02 on one side, 04 on the other

 

[Not a bee]

uhhh
UHHHH
I DONT KNOW

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

for condiments use I'll take a 4 but if I'm doing baked beans then I need a more solid base so I'd have to go a 5/6 depending how much sauce is involved.

If anyone I knew walked into the room with no 1 or 9 and tried to call it toast I'd fucking disown them.

 

[Rozzy]

5 or 6