When was the last time you fell?

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

It's been kind of rainy. I slipped and fell on my ass today. I rolled my ankle. It was embarrassing. At first, I thought I was going tegain my balance then I just slipped.

When did you last fall?
Is falling for old people?

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

I didn't fall anytime recently, but I did spill coffee on myself which IMO is the same thing/just as bad. It's been at least a year since I did that last, and it's always a sign of fatigue and diminished focus.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Slipped grabbing groceries about a year ago when it was very icy out.

 

[Liquid denim]

About two months ago. I got out of the shower and my feet were still wet, slipped, fell, and hit my arm pretty badly. One of the few times I have cried as an adult

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

I’ve fallen in love and I can’t get up,

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

I’ve fallen in love and I can’t get up,

don't leave out the time when you fell on MUH DICK

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Tuesday, the snow was weird it had one of those it's slush in disguise layers, with a nice fresh looking dusting on the top, on my way out to walk the dogs one of them pulled at the second I put my foot on some nice ice spot and landed on my arse an rolled into a bush.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Two years ago fell off a roof, broke my foot and leg in four places.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

I'm going out for a walk right now, so probably 3 minutes from now.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

December 2022. I walked barefoot on an unusually smooth patch of tile in the living room. Fell right on my ass, with my head being wrenched backward for good measure. A bit of muscle pain/strain and some bruising, but I was fine otherwise.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

I'm going out for a walk right now

Bad move.

 

[Jason Wynn]

The other morning when I was walking to my car. Slipped on the icy driveway and landed flat on my ass.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Into the river in Lego City!
Start the new rescue helicopter!
Hey!
Build the helicopter and off to the rescue.
Prepare the lifeline, lower the stretcher, and make the rescue.
The new Emergency Collection from Lego City!

 

[DEAD BIRD]

A few days ago. I was running inna woods and tripped up on some rock or some shit. Immediately proceeded to fall face first into the fucking snow like a retard.

A truly humbling moment of embarrassment.

 

[Waifu Days]

I'm jealous of all of you landing on your butt. Last time I fell was years ago. It was on the ice. I was in a hurry and lost my footing with such force that I landed parallel to the hard ground. I landed on my side. I cried.

 

[WE'RE ALL GONNA]

I cried.

What are you a little bitch?

 

[DEAD BIRD]

I'm jealous of all of you landing on your butt. Last time I fell was years ago. It was on the ice. I was in a hurry and lost my footing with such force that I landed parallel to the hard ground. I landed on my side. I cried.

I have also been unfortunate enough to slip on ice lol. Knocked the wind out of myself and ended up with a gnarly bruise for a while. My buddy, while trying to help me, also proceeded to slip, albeit a little more gracefully than I did

 

[Pruto]

last year I was running barefoot on a park omw home in the rain carrying my backpack that had a big plushie head sticking out concealing a huge ass BBQ knife on a stick I used for a dumb college project, I slipped on something since I was going at full autism speed and fucked myself over, the plushie head went flying and I almost got myself stabbed by the knife but managed to grind my knees on the ground to stop the momentum, an old man saw that and laughed

 

[Burning Bridge]

I slid on some slush in a parking lot going to the gym. I managed to fall forward and catch my fall with my hands so I didn't bruise anything, but my hand was sore for about a day.

 

[The Evil Midnight Bomber]

I just fell onto my right hand yesterday and its really swollen and fucked up now. It looks like it has a camel hump and I can barely move my pinky anymore.