What's your normal coffee order?

[Catler]

You walk into your regular coffee shop and buy the same cup of coffee you always do, what is it?
Tea order is acceptable if you don't drink coffee.

 

[DankSmoker]

An iced latte with breast milk I mean breast milk I mean breast milk sorry I mean breast milk I mean breast milk I mean

One soy latte coming right up

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

I like to drink just straight espresso. I like the intense flavor rather than have it diluted down with milk.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Irish.

No, not the fancy Irish coffee with all the stuff.

Yes I know that’s just coffee with Jameson in it.
Not just a shot either, fill it up half way.

I’m an alcoholic.

 

[Golden Loquat]

If I’m home and my bf is making it, freshly ground Italian roast with a splash of cream and a teaspoon of sugar.. if I’m at a shop then I order a chai with 1-2 shots of espresso

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I'm sensitive to caffeine, so none. I mostly just drink water or sports drinks.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

cappuccino in the largest cup they have + 2 sugars and whatever cows milk they have.
if I'm buying you a coffee that's what you're having too .. I'm not remembering 2 orders

 

[TroonsDid911]

If the bar has coffee then I usually like it with cheap whiskey and cream.

 

[Dysnomia]

Medium with cream. No sugar. I always get the same thing. It's easier that way. I don't want to be the one person holding up the line with retarded questions.

 

[analrapist]

Large brewed coffee with a shot of espresso, two cream, one sugar.

 

[Johnny Salami]

iceed Americano with 4 shots, in a medium cup. Yes it has to be a medium cup

 

[The Repeated Meme]

Coffee is sold at a 1000% markup. If you order coffee regularly, you're either a fucking idiot or someone with more money than sense.

 

[Pissmaster]

I'm banned from all my local coffee shops.

 

[The Repeated Meme]

I'm banned from all my local coffee shops.

That's what happens when you piss in the coffee pots.

 

[The Hero of Kvatch]

And spill half of the mug while walking upstairs because I'm a fucking idiot.

You'll never guess what just happened.

 

[Kept Ya Waiting Huh]

I hate the taste of coffee so I just roll with espresso as my go to.

 

[Ratboy Genius]

been trying to cut back on caffeine, so now my regular order is hot chocolate
simple, classic, includes marshmallows and whipped cream, delicious

 

[XANA]

Iced coffee with an extra shot and 4 sugars. Two shots if I have to drive for a few hours.

 

[Rozzy]

Covfefe.