Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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What I imagine will happen after Barb dies is the same thing I imagined happening before Chris assaulted her - Chris can't pay any bills and blows through whatever money he has on bullshit until he's either on the streets or living with someone else.

My money is on the system continuing to go easy on him because he's slow, but him still going in and out of jail at random points because he never learns to keep his pepper spray (or his dick) to himself since he never got any serious punishments. Possible serial molester saga in the future.
 
Trigger Me Timbers said:
I doubt this would happen but be really funny.
After all what has happened, imagine when Barbs die it’s discovered that in her Will she leaves anything that she has to Cole.
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Questions regarding potential inheritance are moot. Barb doesn't have anything to pass on beyond her debts.

That's the truly awful part of her as a person, that she re-mortgaged the home just to buy more useless shit is the most careless, idiotic and self serving thing she did since giving birth to Chris.

Imagine how much of a disillusioned, bitter and resentful spinster she was way back when. A post-wall pump and dump whore good enough for no man to keep and to care for staring in the eyes of a future of unending loneliness. Then along comes Bob and she strikes literal gold with the last pitiful rasping gasp from her ovaries and finally she lands herself a good man who doesn't just leave his family to be with her and the tard spawn binding them together but is such a kind hearted old fool he'll be bullied into putting up with all kinds of shit if you just bitch and moan loud enough.
Then when he finally kicks the bucket he's made sure to set Barb and her retard up with a decent sized inheritance and a house that's fully paid off.

Barb pissed it all away within what? A year? Two years? Hell of a way to cherish the memory of Bob.
 
PS1gamenwatch said:
Considering the recent case some news probably will report it and try to blame Chris raping her and that she probably died from the trauma
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Nah. Chris fucking Barb may have been earth-shattering news to us, but it was just another story to them. Unless she dies in the next few months or something they'll have completely forgotten about it. If Chris is locked up local obituaries or something would probably be the best bet to find out.
 
WorldsSmartestManRonOTool said:
Probably no service (who would pay for it, who would go?), quick/cheap cremation in a cardboard casket, ashes in the crypt next to Mr. C probably.
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This makes me wonder. If Chris is in jail, who would be next of kin and thus responsible for her funeral costs? I can't imagine Cole Smithey even attending the funeral let alone paying for it.
 
hash-slinging slasher said:
What I imagine will happen after Barb dies is the same thing I imagined happening before Chris assaulted her - Chris can't pay any bills and blows through whatever money he has on bullshit until he's either on the streets or living with someone else.

My money is on the system continuing to go easy on him because he's slow, but him still going in and out of jail at random points because he never learns to keep his pepper spray (or his dick) to himself since he never got any serious punishments. Possible serial molester saga in the future.
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Worst case scenario is he goes on a mass molesting extravaganza.
 
Rukario said:
This makes me wonder. If Chris is in jail, who would be next of kin and thus responsible for her funeral costs? I can't imagine Cole Smithey even attending the funeral let alone paying for it.
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I think social security pays *some* but not much. When the time comes, Cole should just burn the house down with her body inside, like the ending of "What's Eating Gilbert Grape". It would solve a lot of problems, and probably be cathartic for him.
 
WorldsSmartestManRonOTool said:
I think social security pays *some* but not much. When the time comes, Cole should just burn the house down with her body inside, like the ending of "What's Eating Gilbert Grape". It would solve a lot of problems, and probably be cathartic for him.
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Alternatively, he could just burn all of Barb's hoard and turn the house into a tourist attraction. Christorians and others can see the room where the Internet Lumberjack intervened, the coffee machine in the bathroom that set fire to the house, a recreated wall of originals (thanks to the CWCki and an inkjet printer), and a great glass display cabinet showing off the LEGO High School. With a gift shop selling reprints of the Sonichu comics and t-shirts with "JULAAAAAY" written on them.
 
It should have been barb to die back then, not bob.
Bob would never let Chris pop his cherry, and none of this would ever happen and we'd see chris having fun at a con.
 
Dylan said:
It should have been barb to die back then, not bob.
Bob would never let Chris pop his cherry, and none of this would ever happen and we'd see chris having fun at a con.
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Chris should have died, then Bob and Barb could have had a few years together in peace, and Barb would have never been raped by their 40 year old transvestite son.
 
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