Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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honestly some of those lego sets are pretty expensive, repo guys and debt collectors, especially ones that are independent, will try and find any way to get money. if they know who chris is on the internet, they'll probably auction his shit online
 
Allahh said:
It has now been officially been more than a half year since we have last seen Barb. It is likely in my opinion that she is dead rotting in 14 blanchard court

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Barb has a court hearing for a debt lawsuit on May 19th. A part of me wants to believe that we'll get a Barb Update on that day, but seeing how things are with the ongoing pandemic, perhaps court hearings are now done online via Zoom or some other platform.
There are two things that could happen here.
1.) We get the update that Barb is alive, she makes it to the courthouse in her true and honest human form.
2.) This one is more somber. Perhaps if Barb was dead Chris would "represent" her for an online hearing. Since this (more than likely) isn't allowed, there might be a warrant for her arrest for failing to appear (I'm not sure how the U.S legal system works, someone correct me if I'm wrong) or at the very least SOMEONE is going to be suspicious that she didn't show up. Someone arrives to 14BC only to hear that Barb has merged and now lives in CWCville as Barb Rosechu.
I guess we'll find out in the coming weeks.
 
I hugely doubt that she's dead because it would be blatantly obvious that she was dead. Chris has been massively powerlevelling for the past 20 years; I doubt he could manage to keep this under wraps for longer than five minutes.

People also underestimate how much Chris relies on his mother. Without her, I really doubt Chris would be getting three meals a day or otherwise functioning and the signs of that would make themselves apparent quickly.
 
Marshal Mannerheim said:
People also underestimate how much Chris relies on his mother. Without her, I really doubt Chris would be getting three meals a day or otherwise functioning and the signs of that would make themselves apparent quickly.
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Barb swore not to make dinner for him (and Bob when he was alive) over 20 years go because they were too tired to eat the spaghetti she made after they moved all their crap back to 14 Branchland Ct. Chris has probably been functioning fine on a steady diet of McDonald's happy meals and Burger King promo items
 
Marshal Mannerheim said:
I hugely doubt that she's dead because it would be blatantly obvious that she was dead. Chris has been massively powerlevelling for the past 20 years; I doubt he could manage to keep this under wraps for longer than five minutes.

People also underestimate how much Chris relies on his mother. Without her, I really doubt Chris would be getting three meals a day or otherwise functioning and the signs of that would make themselves apparent quickly.
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IIRC Chris and Bob stopped to eat on the way home after hauling the last of their stuff into 14BC and Barb threw a massive chimp out and refused to cook dinner ever again after the Spaghetti Incident since she didn't know they already ate on the way back.
 
ToxicCatnip said:
honestly some of those lego sets are pretty expensive, repo guys and debt collectors, especially ones that are independent, will try and find any way to get money. if they know who chris is on the internet, they'll probably auction his shit online
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Only if they were kept in a decent condition and left in their original packaging (basically treating it like a collectors item). We already know he slathers paint and crayola fucking model magic on a lot of his models and figures and has probably done some weird art shit to his lego sets as well, the repo man won't touch them because they'd almost be worthless to them in terms of re-sale value.
 
Marshal Mannerheim said:
I hugely doubt that she's dead because it would be blatantly obvious that she was dead. Chris has been massively powerlevelling for the past 20 years; I doubt he could manage to keep this under wraps for longer than five minutes.

People also underestimate how much Chris relies on his mother. Without her, I really doubt Chris would be getting three meals a day or otherwise functioning and the signs of that would make themselves apparent quickly.
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I don't know why people say this dumb, autistic shit. Chris would immediately panic if Barb were dead or even seriously ill and nonresponsive. He called 911 once just because she didn't answer the phone for a whole half-hour.
 
AnOminous said:
I don't know why people say this dumb, autistic shit. Chris would immediately panic if Barb were dead or even seriously ill and nonresponsive. He called 911 once just because she didn't answer the phone for a whole half-hour.
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Yeah dude thought that when he was having a bad heartburn it was actually a heart attack and freaked the hell out.

He has been living this period of continual comfort and familiarity with Barb around and being able to toy with Barb to a certain degree when he plays up with her about the begging and asking how her day was as we've seen on camera, but Chris at the same time has been used to this certain level of overbearing control by her for the longest time, and for Chris to suddenly be broken free by this factor would be a strange dynamic in itself, it would kinda shock him big time. He'd be more independent then he'd ever been before but at the same time he'd be like a lost child wandering through the grocery store when they've lost sight of their parents.
 
AnOminous said:
I don't know why people say this dumb, autistic shit. Chris would immediately panic if Barb were dead or even seriously ill and nonresponsive. He called 911 once just because she didn't answer the phone for a whole half-hour.
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Does Chris have the skills to grasp the situation when Barb dies though? Rate me autistic but I feel like Chris would indeed panic if Barb died and then take it as a sign that the Merge is approaching. He also probably doesn't wanna lose the house (and his toy hoard), so he might take a while to contact authorities?
I don't know. It's morbid to think about, but knowing Chris (and his willingness to let Bob be eaten by scabies before his hospitalization) there might be problems when Barb passes away.
 
idk something like this
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Swan said:
Does Chris have the skills to grasp the situation when Barb dies though? Rate me autistic but I feel like Chris would indeed panic if Barb died and then take it as a sign that the Merge is approaching. He also probably doesn't wanna lose the house (and his toy hoard), so he might take a while to contact authorities?
I don't know. It's morbid to think about, but knowing Chris (and his willingness to let Bob be eaten by scabies before his hospitalization) there might be problems when Barb passes away.
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I don't think he was aware/smart enough to figure out Bob's pitiful state during his final days. I know Chris Weston Chandler is a fucking awful person all things considered but I doubt he would be careless enough to let Barb being eaten alive by bugs or some shit. Am I optimistic ?
 
Retarded INTP said:
I don't think he was aware/smart enough to figure out Bob's pitiful state during his final days. I know Chris Weston Chandler is a fucking awful person all things considered but I doubt he would be careless enough to let Barb being eaten alive by bugs or some shit. Am I optimistic ?
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True, but that's his father, and father relationships are always different. You can see in videos where they interact, it's always "Yes sir", "Yes father", where as it's a lot more creepily close with Barb.

Chris will lose it when Barb kicks it. Even without the Oedipus crap, Barb is the last living thing that can put up with Chris. He's never been alone in his entire life for more than a few hours. Even cons he's gone to, he's had the feeling people wanted him around, but the other 360 days of the year, it's just been Barb.

When the eventual time comes, it's the Alone Saga.
 
Retarded INTP said:
I know Chris Weston Chandler is a fucking awful person all things considered but I doubt he would be careless enough to let Barb being eaten alive by bugs or some shit.
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In regards to that, he was bitching to Cole to come by and let it be known that Barb had scabies or "Wholey Buttocks". Maybe Chris took care of it by taking Barb to the doctor to take a look at that, but it seems most of the time (the time Chris bitches on social media), it seems as though he'll ignore Barb.
 
Damn, I believe even more now that the old boot will outlive her mongo-daughter.
Just found out she threatened to kill him once?? ( quite restrained in my opinion)

Could be a fascinating true crime tale for the sort of trash tv snorlax loves.
 
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