Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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Picklechu said:
Why would Chris declare bankruptcy? He has literally nothing for debt collectors to take. They can't touch the tugboat, anything that lands in PayPal (Patreon, eBay, good old-fashioned begging) gets spent almost immediately, and he doesn't own any actual property (he won't be able to keep 14BC, since Barb's creditors are going to get it, and the repo men aren't going to come for legos and video games).
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I've actually seen it happen before to my former friend. they took all his shit including computer, Game consoles, Tvs. I'm sure any re-po man would love to have a crack at chris' various assortment of expensive toys and ps4. With a bankruptcy and eviction on his record and a horrible credit score he'd be hard pressed to find a job and place to stay, but it technically wouldn't be impossible, but I dont exactly have a lot of faith in chris to do that.
 
Based Hispana said:
I've actually seen it happen before to my former friend. they took all his shit including computer, Game consoles, Tvs. I'm sure any re-po man would love to have a crack at chris' various assortment of expensive toys and ps4. With a bankruptcy and eviction on his record and a horrible credit score he'd be hard pressed to find a job and place to stay, but it technically wouldn't be impossible, but I dont exactly have a lot of faith in chris to do that.
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im pretty sure if they held an auction. every autist here would show up and buy his priceless valuables.
i remeber when willie nelson went bankrupt. fans showed up, bought his shit and handed it back to him immediately.
 
In Canada they try to 'pretend' people like Chris are high functioning enough to live on their own so the government can cut costs. The U.S is probably similar. So I really see Chris on the street after Barb goes. Most institutions have been closing rapidly since the 70's. It's very unlikely he's going to one despite Kiwi's speculating he will.
 
goku123 said:
im pretty sure if they held an auction. every autist here would show up and buy his priceless valuables.
i remeber when willie nelson went bankrupt. fans showed up, bought his shit and handed it back to him immediately.
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If he gets evicted he probably wont be able to take it back it, since i dont know how he'd lug around the entire hoard on foot, unless some white knight gave him a place to stay

Sweetpeaa said:
In Canada they try to 'pretend' people like Chris are high functioning enough to live on their own so the government can cut costs. The U.S is probably similar. So I really see Chris on the street after Barb goes. Most institutions have been closing rapidly since the 70's. It's very unlikely he's going to one despite Kiwi's speculating he will.
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I'm sure chris would vehemently make it known to any social worker that he is high functioning as well
 
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Sweetpeaa said:
In Canada they try to 'pretend' people like Chris are high functioning enough to live on their own so the government can cut costs. The U.S is probably similar. So I really see Chris on the street after Barb goes. Most institutions have been closing rapidly since the 70's. It's very unlikely he's going to one despite Kiwi's speculating he will.
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Also, housing programs tend to have rules you have to follow and I question whether Chris would follow those rules. Hygiene, house keeping, paying a portion of his tugboat on rent, no loud noises, stuff like that. I can easily see Chris getting into a housing program, but I can see him getting kicked out just as easily.
 
I am simply amazed that this homely-looking creature is even alive. I imagine Chris will end up on the street if he doesn't have any other family. There are programs for people with low functioning autism like Chris, but you'd need to apply for them. I am not sure Chris has the awareness needed to even do that.
 
One place that would make for an epic post Barb saga is the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch, I've already mentioned it on their thread. Him starting shit with a bunch of tranny cowbxys would be fucking hilarous, especially if there's llamas involved.
 
There might be a war between the groups and/or individuals (possible emergence of never-seen-before personalities) planning to take Chris after she finally goes down.
 
Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
True, but that's his father, and father relationships are always different. You can see in videos where they interact, it's always "Yes sir", "Yes father", where as it's a lot more creepily close with Barb.

Chris will lose it when Barb kicks it. Even without the Oedipus crap, Barb is the last living thing that can put up with Chris. He's never been alone in his entire life for more than a few hours. Even cons he's gone to, he's had the feeling people wanted him around, but the other 360 days of the year, it's just been Barb.

When the eventual time comes, it's the Alone Saga.
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Or... Lonesome Saga.

Internet_Loner said:
Drug users and

Who will change 60 year old Chris's dang dirty crapped briefs?
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Only the robotic caretakers.
 
Broseph said:
You really think he's gonna make it to 60?
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It's possible. Especially since he's likely going to have caretakers and will be funded by the govt. I can see him being taken care of by taxpayer dollars for the next 20 or so years until he finally kicks it too.​
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Jk the dimensional merge happens at the date of chris' supposed death, enabling him to live forever in a different timeline.​
 
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I raped a dog 2day said:
Also, housing programs tend to have rules you have to follow and I question whether Chris would follow those rules. Hygiene, house keeping, paying a portion of his tugboat on rent, no loud noises, stuff like that. I can easily see Chris getting into a housing program, but I can see him getting kicked out just as easily.
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Maybe the nicer section 8 apartments, but Chris isn’t getting into one of those. Especially on his own. Chris is going to a slumlord trailer or the projects. He could probably afford a small apartment or share a small house with a roommate with his tugboat, but with his credit, not a chance. He’s going to a place that takes it directly from his tugboat before it ever reaches his pockets. Then he’s really going to struggle between toy and food money, especially when he finds out McDonalds doesn’t take food stamps.
And this is all assuming he accepts help from people willing to walk him through the process and forms. Which he should start today given the waiting periods. He may be able to successfully squat in the hoard for a while but not forever.
 
goku123 said:
im pretty sure if they held an auction. every autist here would show up and buy his priceless valuables.
i remeber when willie nelson went bankrupt. fans showed up, bought his shit and handed it back to him immediately.
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whoever would be the ones dealing with such things would not realize the priceless autism they had on their hands and would probably treat it like any mundane tard, though
 
Chan the Wizard said:
Maybe the nicer section 8 apartments, but Chris isn’t getting into one of those. Especially on his own. Chris is going to a slumlord trailer or the projects. He could probably afford a small apartment or share a small house with a roommate with his tugboat, but with his credit, not a chance. He’s going to a place that takes it directly from his tugboat before it ever reaches his pockets. Then he’s really going to struggle between toy and food money, especially when he finds out McDonalds doesn’t take food stamps.
And this is all assuming he accepts help from people willing to walk him through the process and forms. Which he should start today given the waiting periods. He may be able to successfully squat in the hoard for a while but not forever.
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There are different kinds of housing programs. The programs that require the least effort to get into tend to have the most staff oversight. If he put in the work to get into section 8 or something like that, sure, he’d be okay. But I’m guessing he won’t go down to the office and apply. He’s probably going to sit where he is until Barb finally dies, the house gets repossessed and in the process of cleaning him out, he’ll get thrown into some kind of group home for homeless tards.
 
I raped a dog 2day said:
There are different kinds of housing programs. The programs that require the least effort to get into tend to have the most staff oversight. If he put in the work to get into section 8 or something like that, sure, he’d be okay. But I’m guessing he won’t go down to the office and apply. He’s probably going to sit where he is until Barb finally dies, the house gets repossessed and in the process of cleaning him out, he’ll get thrown into some kind of group home for homeless tards.
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Does he have an extended family that would take care of him?
 
Chan the Wizard said:
Maybe the nicer section 8 apartments, but Chris isn’t getting into one of those. Especially on his own. Chris is going to a slumlord trailer or the projects. He could probably afford a small apartment or share a small house with a roommate with his tugboat, but with his credit, not a chance. He’s going to a place that takes it directly from his tugboat before it ever reaches his pockets. Then he’s really going to struggle between toy and food money, especially when he finds out McDonalds doesn’t take food stamps.
And this is all assuming he accepts help from people willing to walk him through the process and forms. Which he should start today given the waiting periods. He may be able to successfully squat in the hoard for a while but not forever.
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As Chris himself has shown, he won't do it. He's too engrossed in his delusions to take any action. At this point, Chris is convinced he won't leave 14 BLC because his goddesshood trumps the local government. He's going to really hate it when he's forced to live somewhere when it involves his tugboat, then Chris will start the e-begging hard.

Soynificent said:
Does he have an extended family that would take care of him?
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Who can take him in? Most of Chris' family, like aunts and uncles are too old or dead to deal with him; his half-brothers want nothing to do with him since they are aware of his personality and e-infamy. The closest would be his cousins from his aunts (on Barb's side). But let's be honest, there will be a very slim chance they would take Chris in.
 
I raped a dog 2day said:
There are different kinds of housing programs. The programs that require the least effort to get into tend to have the most staff oversight. If he put in the work to get into section 8 or something like that, sure, he’d be okay. But I’m guessing he won’t go down to the office and apply. He’s probably going to sit where he is until Barb finally dies, the house gets repossessed and in the process of cleaning him out, he’ll get thrown into some kind of group home for homeless tards.
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I once knew a schizophrenic that manipulated a cop into getting behind bars just so he could have a place to sleep in, and on his way to a group home.
Do I think Chris is capable of that kind of manipulation skills? Hell no.
 
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