Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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I thought he just got them at Wal-Mart or Target or something.

Oh no, he spends tons of money buying retarded shit on Ebay every month. Screencaps of his Ebay purchase history are regularly posted on here.

A lot of the Lego he buys are complicated high-end sets that aren't available in physical stores. You have to order them online (they're usually in the hundreds of dollars).
 
As far as his spending habits are concerned, are you of the opinion that, when the Barb well at last runs dry, he'll come to figure out that he can't maintain his ridiculous hobbies the way he's enjoying them now? I can see that, but I'm not sure how quickly that will occur to Chris. The CWCki may exaggerate things to humorous effect, but Chris and learning aren't exactly on familiar terms with one another.

He can learn not to pepper spray people because he'll get arrested, sure, but how long can he delay gratification for the sake of financial sensibility?
That's an issue, and that's why I believe that Chris can survive, post-Barb, pretty well, but it depends on if he can get through the transition period. It would require Chris to get a sense of his what his typical monthly expenditures are and how much of a cash buffer he has to maintain for unexpected expenses. He already does this with his current bills (and toy money), but of course, he'll be moving to the major leagues when Barb dies. He really could use someone like Rocky to help him get over the hump.
Where does he buy his legos from?
He's pretty inconsistent. He buys them from a few different places, probably depending on which of his store credit cards have fresh credit freed up. Chris has also bought stuff from fingerhut, which if you're not familiar, is this really sketchy online retailer that lets you buy stuff on credit for huge markups. Like they'll charge 20% extra for "shipping".
I'm not so sure he's got an aversion to pepper spray. He certainly marvelled at how "badass" it made him feel afterwards.
His thinking amounts to "this is some serious shit". It's like he feels like he just knifed someone or something. Sure, he feels like a badass (read: bully), but Chris is also afraid of jail.
 
What if Barb never dies?
Oh, for the "horrifying" rating...

Chris' maintains financial stability. Barb kind of interferes by arbitrarily taking money from him. Without her, he'd do pretty decently.
In a weird way, I could see Chris' autism actually being an asset when it comes to financial management. After all, we know he's a big fan of routine, so if he got a system going for budgeting then he'd probably be alright.
 
His house is shithole and he's barely got any money of his own.

His house (or what I presume will be his house when Barb dies) is also well below the value of the homestead exemption in Virginia, so isn't likely to be taken. Unless mortgages exist, Cole owns part of it, or a bunch of other stuff discussed previously in the thread.

So if he owns the house outright, he's probably going to stay in it, if he wants to. The worst he could end up looking at is a lien, and unless it's a tax lien or a secured loan (like a mortgage), they won't be able to take the property. They'll have to wait until it's sold, which could be after Chris dies himself.
 
His house (or what I presume will be his house when Barb dies) is also well below the value of the homestead exemption in Virginia, so isn't likely to be taken. Unless mortgages exist, Cole owns part of it, or a bunch of other stuff discussed previously in the thread.

So if he owns the house outright, he's probably going to stay in it, if he wants to. The worst he could end up looking at is a lien, and unless it's a tax lien or a secured loan (like a mortgage), they won't be able to take the property. They'll have to wait until it's sold, which could be after Chris dies himself.

Cole doesn't necessarily own a stake in the house. As I understand it, Barb and Cole aren't exactly close and in the event that a will exists, it is certainly possible that Cole is excluded from it. Ultimately, Barb (more likely Bob given Barb's overall laziness) could have set whatever assets she has (including the proceeds from a life insurance policy) aside into a trust to be executed by someone she trusts for Chris's benefit.
 
Ooh, what if barb wrote her will to say Cole gets the house and all its contents, but in exchange he has to let Chris live with him? That'd be totes drams.
 
Ooh, what if barb wrote her will to say Cole gets the house and all its contents, but in exchange he has to let Chris live with him? That'd be totes drams.

Isn't Cole doing pretty well for himself? I think he'd just as quickly forfeit his ownership to a half burnt home infested by bugs just to not need to deal with Chris. He seems to have given up on Chris in the last bits of the letter exchange.
 
Ooh, what if barb wrote her will to say Cole gets the house and all its contents, but in exchange he has to let Chris live with him? That'd be totes drams.

You were basically inviting legal sperging with this, but whether such a will provision would actually be enforceable would depend on how it was worded. This is essentially a defeasible estate. The question would be whether it would be a fee simple with an executory limitation or a fee simple subject to a condition subsequent.

Such a will would have to be worded pretty carefully and with respect to Virginia law, which apparently has quirks about the distinctions between these kinds of estates.

Let's say it was worded as "Snorlax hereby bequeaths Sonichuacre to Cole Smithey, so long as the property is used to house Christine Weston Chandler and the Sonichu Museum." Then, it would basically require the subsequent owner to house Chris and his collection of whatever.

However, usually such an executory limitation would require something else. That is, a third party who would get the property if the World's Smartest Film Critic (if you Google that phrase you actually get Cole Smithey) refuses to house Chris or chucks out his Legos.

Such as leaving it in that event to Michael Snyder.

Other possibilities would be that the property would revert to Barb's estate, or that some potential unspecified third party in the inheritance chain somewhere could jump up, recognize the violation, and demand the right to claim the property.

This is the kind of question that fills the bar examination. The real lesson, though, and you don't need to take the bar to know this, is don't do dumb shit like this in your will! It makes greedy lawyers very happy.

I'll invite an opinion from @Saul Goodman but he might think this subject is best avoided unless he's being paid to talk utter nonsense about it. Because most discussion of defeasible fees is utter nonsense (until it involves millions of dollars of property then it's really expensive utter nonsense).

Also, for some dumb reason I looked it up. Virginia actually has a specific statute on this.

I could come up with a good argument that statute means whatever the fuck I think it does.
 
I'd personally like to see Chris go into care or at least have regular supervision to see how he is doing and spending his time. Sadly when Barb dies I can't see Chris taking it well and with a positive attitude, he was never raised to fend off for himself.

Yeah, maybe it would be the best thing for him to go under intense supervision. It's what he needed all along. Barb and CWC seem to think they need each other, but all it does is just reinforce every problem they have. It also gets pretty disturbing how much CWC thinks he needs his mom.

Just read the e-mail where CWC recounts being held in jail when him and his mom were arrested.
 
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The horde will be unnocupied as Chris will die long before barb in a suicide bombing of a Charlottesville GameStop, probably over turning sonics hands and stomach blue in 10 years, sending him into an unprecedented rage because it would simply be too much damn blue
the crowd stare in terror as the fat strangely dressed man holds out a stick with a red button on it. showing the wire running out of the stick, he gestures to his jacket and opens it a bit.
showing several bars around his huge waist.
"hmm yes, i warned you."
someone shouts "why?"
"this is not my fault, sega made me do this... hmm"
chris closes his eyes, and holds out his arms
"i'm coming for you, my 72 tan armed heartsweets"
he presses the button.
 
the crowd stare in terror as the fat strangely dressed man holds out a stick with a red button on it. showing the wire running out of the stick, he gestures to his jacket and opens it a bit.
showing several bars around his huge waist.
"hmm yes, i warned you."
someone shouts "why?"
"this is not my fault, sega made me do this... hmm"
chris closes his eyes, and holds out his arms
"i'm coming for you, my 72 tan armed heartsweets"
he presses the button.

And absolutely nothing happens because blocks of modeling clay is not the same as C4.

Though he might shit himself in fear of actually blowing himself up despite the part where he actually can't.
 
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