Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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One final issue of Sonichu in which Chris goes to heaven and meets Jesus, who is inexplicably also a poorly drawn hedgehog.

Meets Barb somewhere in there. She gives him some life advice in accordance Chris' distorted worldview.

Fucks a hedgehog at the end. Becomes immortal
 
When Barb dies, her spirit will remain to haunt 14BC. Any unlucky visitors may sense the inexplicable smell of a fart going round. That would indicate the presence of Barb.
 
In death, as in life, Barb shits herself and Chris does nothing.
 
Barb would assault St. Peter after he denies her through the gates to Heaven and she'll end up falling to Hell, where she'll shit her pants again.
St. Peter won't have a say in the matter because Barb is descended from Daniel Weston who was on the Mayflower and through him is descended from Anne Boleyn and the name Weston indicates royalty in the UK, and therefore a lowly bearded fisherman does not have the authority to deny a blue-blooded VIP such as herself access to Heaven.

So there.
 
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Would that make her.....Barba the Hutt?

*ba dum pssh*

...I'm sorry.
 
Barb, Bob's and Patty's ghosts will converge into one unholy entity that will ravage anyone foolish enough to cross Chris' path, finally able to do in death what they could not in life.

The ghost of Christopher is there too, haunting 14 BLC, because when the Bear changed his named it made a separate ghost or something.


Chris logic.
 
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