Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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thismanlies said:
Definitely if he gets the coof. He's obese and his doctor had prescribed him Lipitor in his mid twenties. Plus if I remember correctly, the hormone gel he rubs on his man tits can give him heart problems.

But then again Chris getting the coof means Barb getting the coof. If that happens, it'd be a race to see who gets to meet the Lumberjack in the Sky first.
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What makes you so sure Chris and Barb would be going to heaven?
 
Hambubger said:
IDK they may look harmless but im sure they manipulate to get their way
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Easy, Chris will just start bargaining with Archangel Michael, offering to "knock him up on his scale of respect by 2 points (0 means no respect 10 means respect)"
 
Rikka Takarada 2 said:
Frankly yes, but I don't think it would be from health problems. He's the picture of ill-health in his 30s but many people are walking around looking much worse for wear, and for longer. What's far more likely in my view is that he puts himself in another dangerous situation like with Sockness only this time he dies from it. Or, frankly, he gets manipulated to go to an area and then gets robbed (or even kidnapped if the people behind it are particularly sadistic) and dies as a result. Bear in mind that there's half a generation on the Internet which grew up not knowing who Chris actually is; all they would see is some clearly-malleable retard instead of an early-Internet icon. And without the Internet-icon-shield hanging around and making an unwritten rule not to do anything too extreme, it only takes one person to "befriend" him and lure him into a trap. I mean a couple of years ago we had 3 black teenagers kidnap and torture a white guy and livestream it; we had a fucking mass shooting livestreamed... Kidnapping and killing Chris wouldn't even be the worst thing to be streamed in the last 5 years.
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Young people do know who Chris is by and large, they just hate the Farms.
 
Rikka Takarada 2 said:
Frankly yes, but I don't think it would be from health problems. He's the picture of ill-health in his 30s but many people are walking around looking much worse for wear, and for longer. What's far more likely in my view is that he puts himself in another dangerous situation like with Sockness only this time he dies from it. Or, frankly, he gets manipulated to go to an area and then gets robbed (or even kidnapped if the people behind it are particularly sadistic) and dies as a result. Bear in mind that there's half a generation on the Internet which grew up not knowing who Chris actually is; all they would see is some clearly-malleable retard instead of an early-Internet icon. And without the Internet-icon-shield hanging around and making an unwritten rule not to do anything too extreme, it only takes one person to "befriend" him and lure him into a trap. I mean a couple of years ago we had 3 black teenagers kidnap and torture a white guy and livestream it; we had a fucking mass shooting livestreamed... Kidnapping and killing Chris wouldn't even be the worst thing to be streamed in the last 5 years.
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I thought when Chris did that livestream with Vikodin that he would be taken by surprise and some people would start wailing on him. As usual, Chris has been very lucky befriending himself with questionable people and at worst those people just extorted/blackmailed Chris of his money and dignity (then again, he never had it after the 3rd or 4th time he'd been catfished).
 
Chan the Wizard said:
Chris has rejected Jesus Christ and declares himself a god. He will burn in Hell for all eternity.
Frankly, it’ll be a step up from living with Barb.
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I have to wonder if there exists a sanity clause in the afterlife for cases like Chris. The powers that be take a look through his life and find it so pathetic and his mind so far gone that they let him in out of pity.
 
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