Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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Alec Benson Leary said:
I disagree with this. Blood alone shouldn't chain Chris to Cole. He got out of there about the same time Chris was born and willingly abandoned the whole family. Cole made his intentions clear three decades ago, it's not his fault no one actually responsible took steps to protect Chris's future. It's been over a decade since I left the shitty side of my family, I won't be accepting if someone comes along and says "hey alec, your abusive aunt marvine who you meet half a dozen times ever needs your help because she treated her children terribly and they all turned their backs on her and none of us planned ahead, please put your life on hold for the next year and take care of her needs".
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That and it'd be different if Chris had a disability that would explain his broken life. If Chris had Down syndrome, then sure, I can see a moral obligation. Morals are of course debatable, and a serious condition would at least provide an argument. He's just a self-absorbed man-child who doesn't want to get better in any sense of actually doing something realistic that'd fix things. He's an impulse driven man-child served with a side of autism.

Chris has on many occasions been offered opportunities to pull back from the brink. On each occasion he whoops and flings himself another level deeper in to the abyss. I see Cole being no more morally obligated than I would be obliged to share my retirement resources with a sibling who spent their life bumming around beaches.

RagtimeRoastBeefy said:
Hookers and blow for a solid 6 weeks till the life insurance runs out
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I'm wondering about this also. Marvin has mentioned a few times that Chris is financially stable, but how would he respond if suddenly he had a whole bunch of money dropped on him? Budgeting for a month isn't the same as having an inheritance that would be used for short-term costs, like disposing of Barb, and then for long-term living. Would he blow it, assuming his tugboat will be along, so there's no need to worry about blowing some cash on a boob job. Of course this assumes Barb bequeathes to him something more substantial than the hoard and loneliness.
 
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Well, any smart autist would get help with how to live alone. But Chris isn't smart so who knows?
 
PantsOfDesire said:
I'm wondering about this also. Marvin has mentioned a few times that Chris is financially stable, but how would he respond if suddenly he had a whole bunch of money dropped on him? Budgeting for a month isn't the same as having an inheritance that would be used for short-term costs, like disposing of Barb, and then for long-term living. Would he blow it, assuming his tugboat will be along, so there's no need to worry about blowing some cash on a boob job. Of course this assumes Barb bequeathes to him something more substantial than the hoard and loneliness.
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I think he'd probably blow the lump sum foolishly on shit that would do him no long-term good, but probably not as foolishly as ADF is now. At least at the end of it, Chris would just be back to being the same useless lump as usual, and not a homeless pile of shit who looks like a dumpster vandalized by illiterate Mexicans.
 
I agree, Chris will spend money immediately if he has it - the whole ebay fiasco is proof enough. It looks like the rest of the family have had nothing to do with him for a good decade at least. I think the best case scenario would him being in a warden controlled housing scheme. He'd still have his relative freedom, but at least it would mean somebody would have an eye on him.
 
Master Miller said:
I agree, Chris will spend money immediately if he has it - the whole ebay fiasco is proof enough. It looks like the rest of the family have had nothing to do with him for a good decade at least. I think the best case scenario would him being in a warden controlled housing scheme. He'd still have his relative freedom, but at least it would mean somebody would have an eye on him.
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I can definitely see this happen.
 
What money? Barb blew through the savings fighting charges from the Oct 2011 incident. Any insurance Barb has will be just enough to bury her on.
 
Angel Bob said:
What money? Barb blew through the savings fighting charges from the Oct 2011 incident. Any insurance Barb has will be just enough to bury her on.
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This right here. I think the inheritance will be primarily limited to the house, the cars and of course the Hoard.

Does Barb still have the BMW Z3? If Chris sold that and the minivan he'd get at least a couple grand.
 
He will do a final livestream, finally breaking character and taking Skype calls from fans/former trolls to answer questions and give behind the scenes info.
 
PantsOfDesire said:
Marvin has mentioned a few times that Chris is financially stable
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If Chris really is financially he shold be able to live in 14 Branchland Court for the rest of his life. With a little bit of help regarding taxes and what not. He should be able to slip slowly into madness in the comfort of his own home. I cant wait till he makes the life sized chaotic combo dolls.
 
So when Barb dies Chris will trib garbage in the living room? I wonder if he tribs with his blow-up dolls.
 
When Barb dies, Chris will spin his cocoon and become a beautiful butterfly, and fly away to his home in the clouds.
 
yawning sneasel said:
So when Barb dies Chris will trib garbage in the living room? I wonder if he tribs with his blow-up dolls.
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He most likely does. Imagine this. Beware, it is not for the feint of heart.

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Who's_Your_Brony?


What will Chris do when Barb dies.... wait, don't we have these threads all the time? I think everything have been posted already a few times!
 
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