Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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Barb is like Moscow Mitch McConnell. She feeds off the energy of happy living people to further her own life. She'll never die, she will simply transfer her life energy into Chris and make a hybrid like Aliea from Dune.
 
a flock of fail trolls will descend and give Chris money as a way to get to him, he might draw them in return.

Chris will lock his room close his eyes and pretend nothing has changed.

chris will finally have to move...
 
Aaa0aaa0 said:
Would the tards of this site put a fund raiser together to get Chris to a proper home? Or is he too far gone?
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He's too far gone. We could buy him a nice new house, and he'd pass it up in favor of moving in with one of his weens to eat clam chowder out of a dog food bowl and get raped daily, because it'd "help the merge".
 
Aaa0aaa0 said:
Would the tards of this site put a fund raiser together to get Chris to a proper home? Or is he too far gone?

I wonder if he'll call null again.
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Honestly, that'd be great, and I do want more of Chris so I don't want to just see him die on the streets, but like, he's been such an asshole in regards to gifts in the past. We could get him a fucking castle and he'd complain that it isn't yellow and blue.
 
Mr. 0 said:
What if Barb died years ago and the reason she looks so drastically different compared to the Mythbusters pictures is because the woman is an impostor?
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That would be the ultimate troll within an entertaining saga.
 
I really don't care what happens to Chris. I just want him to take responsibility for his actions and decisions in life. Let him overdose on a drug call Reality.
 
Real G said:
I really don't care what happens to Chris. I just want him to take responsibility for his actions and decisions in life. Let him overdose on a drug call Reality.
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>Chris
>Taking responsibility for his actions

That’s the funniest joke I read all day
 
Real G said:
I really don't care what happens to Chris. I just want him to take responsibility for his actions and decisions in life. Let him overdose on a drug call Reality.
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I suppose you want pigs to fly and rivers of whiskey too?
 
I was hoping more for a group home for Chris but also knowing him he'd refuse. :(
 
Aaa0aaa0 said:
I was hoping more for a group home for Chris but also knowing him he'd refuse. :(
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And nobody deserves to endure Chris' lunacy, which will definitely grow exponentially after Barb's passing.

Honestly, he should just be put in an institution and spend the rest of his days there, the internet already has a lot of material about him, and it's just very sad at this point. Maybe it'd be fitting to release a book documenting Chris as a case study for negligence and excessive enabling for autistic kids; after he passes, of course.
 
Lord Thistlewick Flanders said:
I normally don't like to wish death upon anyone, but Borb dying before 2020 is out would a heck of a way to end the year.
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Honestly I think that the sooner that Barb passes and Chris is forced to face reality the better. At this point hes spent years on this dimensional merge crap and if he stays with it any longer its just gonna do more damage when she croaks, and if it keeps up for another year or two he might actually have a psychotic break and not come back.

Also current Chris is boring.
 
Real G said:
I really don't care what happens to Chris. I just want him to take responsibility for his actions and decisions in life. Let him overdose on a drug call Reality.
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Like others said, Chris is too far gone at this point. Pushing 40 and never took any responsibility, never really worked for anything.
 
Hogar Grupal said:
He's refusing to accept reality now. If the outcome is that Barb passes away in her sleep, Chris will be in extreme denial. If Barb dies the same way Bob did, the denial might be less impactful and Chris will have to take things seriously, but it will be too late to do anything because Chris didn't/doesn't plan ahead for this.
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If she passes away in her sleep, it's obvious Chris will call 911 once he realizes she's unresponsive. We've been over this many times.

Exceptional Chimp said:
No chance. Chris is delusional, but not an immediate threat to himself or others (unclit notwithstanding) so he won't be involuntarily confined. The state isn't paying money so Manchild can spend his days making an ass of himself online.

Chris will be homeless or a pet of one of the more degenerate enablers as soon as the bank decides to level 14 Branchland and salt the earth.
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I'm gonna be honest, I don't see Chris living in 14 Branchland Court long enough for him to be there when the Repo Depot shows up after Barb dies. She's the only thing tying him to that place and even in his deluded state, he hates it there.

Once Barb's gone, it's either homeless saga or living in some ween's basement or garage

KillDaHo said:
Here's a thought. What if Chris kills himself upon Barb's death? Like, he loves his mother way more than any other man on earth, I wouldn't put it past him to blow his brains out so he could go see Barb-chan rosechu or whatever the fuck he's gonna call her out in CWCVille.
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I don't see him killing himself after Barb's death and if he did, I doubt he's gonna shoot himself.

I'm not even sure where the meme of "Bob owned some guns and they're still in the hoard" came from
 
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