Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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NynchLiggers said:
TL;DR.
Chris will be in denial forever, he will become homeless instead of going to a mental asylum because no one cares, but it will not be the epic meltdown everyone expects, just sad coping and denial.
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In a sad way, that pretty much has been Chris's entire life. His parents didn't get him the help he needed because they wanted to mainstream him, so really he was condemned to live in a world he couldn't truly understand for the rest of his days from the moment of his conception. He latched onto Sonichu years ago because it was indirectly confirmed to him by a teacher accepting it as an 'original creation' where Sonic wouldn't fly - this being that it was Sonichu as something recognized as his own creation as opposed to just a thing he took from somewhere else (nevermind the fact Sonichu itself is just as original as the bazillion other Sonic OCs out there). He had dreams of being big and famous...and gradually over the course of his life those dreams were crushed underfoot both by reality and the internet denizens manipulating his autism for their own entertainment.

Now? He's parading around with more gay flamboyancy than Mr. Slave from South Park with none of the maturity (or the ability to hold a damn job). He thinks he's the manifestation of a cute animu girl that's the bastard lovechild of a Commodore 64 and Sailor Mercury and also possessed by a fictional electric freak. There are clinically insane people in films who are less delusional than Chris because of how absurd it all is.

And its all because Chris's life is so empty. The only member of his family he even interacts with on anything approaching good terms is his own mother who we're all just waiting to fall over and die at this point. Once she's gone, Chris will literally have nothing but the voices he put in his own head and weens for company.

It won't end well.
 
anti SJW said:
So there won't be a situation where Chris finds Barb's unresponsive body, leave it where it is. Then don't say anything to anyone and its not until a neighbor calls the police because of the smell we find out she passed like 4 months ago?
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I think the general consensus is he'd go into a blind panic, like he has when he was at a con and she didn't answer the phone for a whole 30 minutes and he called 911.
NynchLiggers said:
Chris will be in denial forever, he will become homeless instead of going to a mental asylum because no one cares, but it will not be the epic meltdown everyone expects, just sad coping and denial.
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Without Barb's income I don't think he can keep the house going. He might just completely fail to pay bills until the electrity, water, Internet, etc. get shut off and then just hunker down like a tard until the bank has him removed. Depending on the market and what that house is worth they may not even be in much of a hurry. That's probably when a homeless saga/actual mental meltdown happens, because instead of planning ahead to get at least some kind of roof over his head, he'll probably just tard around continuing to waste his money on autistic bullshit and end up without a deposit or any credit references. That's also when some predatory ween might take advantage of him, maybe stealing his tard bucks to put him up in some shithole.
 
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AnOminous said:
I think the general consensus is he'd go into a blind panic, like he has when he was at a con and she didn't answer the phone for a whole 30 minutes and he called 911.
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Yeah, Barb's inevitable death is absolutely the breaking point. I bet a while ago that she'll become part of the hoard and only through a litany of unpaid bill checkups and a growing smell will her body be found
 
AnOminous said:
I think the general consensus is he'd go into a blind panic, like he has when he was at a con and she didn't answer the phone for a whole 30 minutes and he called 911.
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I think that he may panic and call 911 if he finds Barb dying, but if he founds her dead there is a fair chance whatever sense of reality he still has shatters, and he goes into some kind of retarded denial.

Optimus Prime said:
He thinks he's the manifestation of a cute animu girl that's the bastard lovechild of a Commodore 64 and Sailor Mercury
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Quite ironic that the egotistical fuck identifies with a terribly primitive and slow (by today's standards) computer that can only hold 64 kb of data at a time. Funny how he never seemed to give that much of a fuck about the C64 before he wanted to butt into Hyperdimension-Whatever lore and all the good consoles were already taken (not to mention that it isn't even a console, despite Chris insistence).
 
Here's a thought. What if Chris kills himself upon Barb's death? Like, he loves his mother way more than any other man on earth, I wouldn't put it past him to blow his brains out so he could go see Barb-chan rosechu or whatever the fuck he's gonna call her out in CWCVille.
 
KillDaHo said:
Here's a thought. What if Chris kills himself upon Barb's death? Like, he loves his mother way more than any other man on earth, I wouldn't put it past him to blow his brains out so he could go see Barb-chan rosechu or whatever the fuck he's gonna call her out in CWCVille.
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I think this is very possible. There is, ostensibly, still a gun in the house. There's certainly a possibility Chris finds her dead or dying and just absolutely loses his shit and ends it due to a combination of believing his own delusions and being unwilling/unable to live life without her.
 
Thunderchild said:
I think this is very possible. There is, ostensibly, still a gun in the house. There's certainly a possibility Chris finds her dead or dying and just absolutely loses his shit and ends it due to a combination of believing his own delusions and being unwilling/unable to live life without her.
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nool did a stream and said he had Chris look all over and found no gun...
 
Hogar Grupal said:
This may have been discussed before, and I maybe late for this, but what if Chris goes full Collyer brothers and starts booby trapping 14 BLC before he's evicted, and just like those brothers, gets killed by his own traps?
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He'd get too tired out after moving the first 18 ton box and give up.
 
I wonder how long is the section 8 wait-list in Ruckersville ad the surrounding areas? Cuz the white knights gonna try to sign Chris up once Barb croaks.
 
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