Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

[Jaimas]

Nah, Barb blew it all on their legal defense. She's got worse debt than Chris.

Ward of the state it is, then.

 

[Marvin]

Ward of the state it is, then.

Eh, that's very difficult to pull off, legally speaking.

 

[Coffee Overdose]

Nah, Barb blew it all on their legal defense. She's got worse debt than Chris.

If Barb is worse in debt than Chris wouldn't those debts roll over onto Chris?

 

[AN/ALR56]

Chris would recreate outer haven,a paradise and home for the lolcows
Connor and church would be the first,aiding him in creating autism San frontieres.
Adf would create a enemy team and clone Chris.
And the patriots would hire kiwi farms to hunt them down

 

[Sanic]

Chris will continue to be a homosexual.

 

[Marvin]

If Barb is worse in debt than Chris wouldn't those debts roll over onto Chris?

Probably not. They usually pay off as much debt as they can with the estate and leave it at that.

 

[Phil Collins]

I've said it before, I'll say it again. I REALLY hope Barb discovers immortality. There's no other way Chris will survive or be able to get any finances. He's leeching whatever's Barb has, and when she goes his life will crash down in the all-too-familiar spiral. I don't see him dying, but he'll have to live as an autistic homeless man who was once kinda popular.

 

[Funnybone]

I imagine Chris will attempt a Spock-like funeral for her as a tribute to Wrath of Kahn
but the coffin would be too wide to fit through the spaceship tunnel

 

[AnOminous]

I imagine Chris will attempt a Spock-like funeral for her as a tribute to Wrath of Kahn
but the coffin would be too wide to fit through the spaceship tunnel

Barb has actually lost a lot of weight, which is probably actually not a good thing.

 

[Phil Collins]

Probably not. They usually pay off as much debt as they can with the estate and leave it at that.

So...I guess that means that Chris'll have no house? Could he lose his car as well? Seems like a hairy situation to be in. Especially if he decides to commit any more violent crimes.

 

[Funnybone]

Barb has actually lost a lot of weight, which is probably actually not a good thing.

wow I need to catch up on barb
but does she still have excess skin?

 

[LagoonaBlue]

wow I need to catch up on barb
but does she still have excess skin?

Doesn't look like it from what I have seen.

 

[Funnybone]

Doesn't look like it from what I have seen.

i take back what I said
he can definitely accomplish the funeral then!

 

[Apocalypso]

What will Chris do when Barb dies? I don't know if he's ready to be on his own

Best case scenario, Chris could hold a minimum wage, manual labor job with training and supervision. The key problem with him living on his own is finances. Chris would not be able to manage his own money, and would have to have at least a part time caretaker. This is all assuming that Chris would be willing to work, and also willing to accept supervision, both of which are doubtful.

However. . . . . .

I honestly think that Chris is going to become homeless after barb dies. For the rest of his days, he’ll be that crazy, paranoid homeless guy that hangs around town, complete with tattered clothing and a horrible body odor. Consumed by his ever-growing hatred of Megan and the trolls, blaming them for all his problems, he’ll wallow in self-pity, self-absorbed and unrepentant to the end. Forsaken by his extended family, and completely alone, he’ll steal and beg to get by, munching on what junk food he can get his hands on, and occasionally going to jail for theft and other minor offenses. Finally, after years on the streets, his decades of junk food binges, lack of exercise, and general neglect of health will catch up with him, and he will come down with an ailment that will ultimately kill him. Middle aged and homeless, with no family or friends, penniless, with nothing but hate left to him, Chris will die, forgotten by the internet and the world.
TL;DR
Chris is a exceptional individual who cannot improve.

 

[CatParty]

Chris shits himself and does nothing.

 

[Marvin]

So...I guess that means that Chris'll have no house? Could he lose his car as well? Seems like a hairy situation to be in. Especially if he decides to commit any more violent crimes.

Car's in his name, so it's fine. I'm pretty confident Barb owes way less than the value of the house. I guess they'd mortgage the house to pay her debts.

 

[AnOminous]

Car's in his name, so it's fine. I'm pretty confident Barb owes way less than the value of the house. I guess they'd mortgage the house to pay her debts.

The house is probably exempt under a homestead exemption, either under inheritance law or bankruptcy if the estate is insolvent. I suspect most unsecured creditors are going to be shit out of luck when Barb kicks it. This is assuming the estate is actually insolvent, which may be an overly pessimistic assumption.

 

[WilhelmIIofPrussia]

What if Barb outlives Chris?
More seriously, I believe he will try living solo for a while but then his situation and mentality will consume him, and he'll crash and burn mentally and financially like none have crashed and burned before.

 

[Roger Rabbit]

What will actually happen: He'll be in the street shitting him/herself and doing nothing.

What I want to happen: Shooting up PVCC in a white, windowless van luring in sweethearts with candy.

 

[ahavayeshana]

Honestly, I see him sort of going down the same road as Sick Nick--I am not referring to the pedophilia or anything. I just mean I see him severely isolating himself and becoming disgustingly filthy.