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I've never been an ardent follower of Chris Chan though I've popped in from time to time to observe, I prefer to just let him do his thing and then watch what ever shenanigans he gets up to retroactively. I can say throughout the different sagas of his life, he was more fun in the early years as a virgin with rage.

The whole trooning out thing isn't surprising, and I have a feeling Chris will only descend further into mental illness when Barb dies.
 
TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
The rare things that chris will tweet/say that will not only be pure insanity, but so badly written it would look like dialogue in a autistic 12 year old's fanfiction. I have never seen someone butcher the english language so regularly and so confidently.

It reminds me of Engrish, and I think that shit's hilarious.

Also; waiting for the finale of the chris chan saga where chris's unbelievable ability to waddle away from every bad thing in life is tested against his mom's death.
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hm I wonder about this a lot too. Will Chris happily handle the official end of Barbara's incest
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will he break further? "A face only a mother could love" is a common horror-story ending for men.
Is it possible the end of Barbara will also be the end of Chris? Praise be to our errverlord for making sure someone who lives by Chris will take him to assisted living after the death.
 
Ass-Manager said:
Title says it all, being someone that followed Chris's shitcapade since 2008 and lost interest after Bobs death and the house fire. What enjoyment do you get watching Ian Brandon Anderson after all these years?
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For me it's because his antics are hilarious and interesting. Even to this day some of the stuff old school chris did cracks me up a bit. Not to sound like :alog:but I'm very curious to see exactly what would happen when barb passes away. Mostly because for the first time in chris's life he'd actually have no one, and be on his own as none of the Westons want anything to do with Chris, and I heavily doubt Bob's children would take him. It Might make for an interesting saga.

DootDoot55 said:
To see him outlast DSP and Tooter
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DSP is the equivalent of a human cockroach so i don't think that would happen.
 
dark_lob1111 said:
hm I wonder about this a lot too. Will Chris happily handle the official end of Barbara's incest
or
will he break further? "A face only a mother could love" is a common horror-story ending for men.
Is it possible the end of Barbara will also be the end of Chris? Praise be to our errverlord for making sure someone who lives by Chris will take him to assisted living after the death.
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Not at first. I don't think it will be much of a different life for chris until the bills roll in. He'll get one month of 'normal' behavior then when the mortgage and utility bills come in he'll screech like never before.

When Barb's in her cozy, cheap pine box, there will be the biggest outpouring of troll-remorse money that chris will ever get, and he'll use that to pay his bills... but it'll just be kicking the can down the street. Worse, chris will get a taste for sympathy money and DEMAND the trolls keep paying his bills, saying they killed his mom or some other ridiculous claim. The money will dry up, chris will go full batshit insane on camera like old chris, the merge shit will be abandoned in desperation to keep the house, and chris will inevitably be evicted due to the health dept, court charges (he'd actually own the house and cars, so the banks would actually have something to repossess)or whatever. chris then most likely ends up being cared for by some tard wranglers who let him couch surf... for a while.
 
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TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
Not at first. I don't think it will be much of a different life for chris until the bills roll in. He'll get one month of 'normal' behavior then when the mortgage and utility bills come in he'll screech like never before.

When Barb's in her cozy, cheap pine box, there will be the biggest outpouring of troll-remorse money that chris will ever get, and he'll use that to pay his bills... but it'll just be kicking the can down the street. Worse, chris will get a taste for sympathy money and DEMAND the trolls keep paying his bills, saying they killed his mom or some other ridiculous claim. The money will dry up, chris will go full batshit insane on camera like old chris, the merge shit will be abandoned in desperation to keep the house, and chris will inevitably be evicted due to the health dept, court charges (he'd actually own the house and cars, so the banks would actually have something to repossess)or whatever. chris then most likely ends up being cared for by some tard wranglers who let him couch surf... for a while.
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I agree up to a point. The output of sympathy after Barb's death will embolden Chris, much like the care package he got after the fire in 2014 did.

But I don't think he'll want that troll money to simply pay bills, I think he will want to use that money to move out of the hoard for good.

Chris hates living at 14 Branchland Court but is honestly too terrified of Barb to make a run for it while she's still alive.

Even though Barb is now powerless due to her declining health, Chris still fears her due to years of abusive conditioning.

Remember that long dry spell between Bob's death and the fire? That was largely Barb's doing.

Even after organized trolling had ceased and the PVCC imploded for reasons unknown, there were still people keeping tabs on Chris, with Marvin being the most notable among them.

After the Snyder incident, she kept Chris on a tight leash and even forced him out of his own bedroom.

We often joke about Barb spooning with Chris, but that honestly seems more like her idea than Chris's. Bob tried to put a stop to it when he was still alive, but Barb wouldn't let him. I also get this feeling that Chris hated having to spoon with Barb as he got older, especially after he was forced out of his own bedroom in the months leading up to the fire.

Bob was a shitty parent, but he at least tried to help Chris before finally giving up. Barb saw Chris as a nuisance, then she saw him as something to hoard, and now she seems him as a means to pay off her debts.

I think Bob truly did love Chris and did his best to care for him, but was too old and out of touch to help him. A lot of people like to cite Bob putting Chris on the tugboat as proof of being a bad parent, but I think it's proof that Bob cared for Chris and wanted to give him a safety net of some sort since by the time Chris went on the tugboat, it was obvious he wouldn't make it in the real world.

I also believe Bob being estranged from his kids had way more to do with Barb than anything he did.

David and Carol were already leaving the nest and going out on their own around the time Bob met Barb, and David did show up to Bob's funeral in 2011. Carol did not, but we know next to nothing about her.

For all we know, she could be living in another state and couldn't make it to Bob's funeral because of distance.

Cole hated Bob, but Cole is a notorious douchebag and a pretentious hipster. He's not exactly a reliable and unbiased source of information.
 
Syaoran Li said:
I agree up to a point. The output of sympathy after Barb's death will embolden Chris, much like the care package he got after the fire in 2014 did.

But I don't think he'll want that troll money to simply pay bills, I think he will want to use that money to move out of the hoard for good.

Chris hates living at 14 Branchland Court but is honestly too terrified of Barb to make a run for it while she's still alive.

Even though Barb is now powerless due to her declining health, Chris still fears her due to years of abusive conditioning.

Remember that long dry spell between Bob's death and the fire? That was largely Barb's doing.

Even after organized trolling had ceased and the PVCC imploded for reasons unknown, there were still people keeping tabs on Chris, with Marvin being the most notable among them.

After the Snyder incident, she kept Chris on a tight leash and even forced him out of his own bedroom.

We often joke about Barb spooning with Chris, but that honestly seems more like her idea than Chris's. Bob tried to put a stop to it when he was still alive, but Barb wouldn't let him. I also get this feeling that Chris hated having to spoon with Barb as he got older, especially after he was forced out of his own bedroom in the months leading up to the fire.

Bob was a shitty parent, but he at least tried to help Chris before finally giving up. Barb saw Chris as a nuisance, then she saw him as something to hoard, and now she seems him as a means to pay off her debts.

I think Bob truly did love Chris and did his best to care for him, but was too old and out of touch to help him. A lot of people like to cite Bob putting Chris on the tugboat as proof of being a bad parent, but I think it's proof that Bob cared for Chris and wanted to give him a safety net of some sort since by the time Chris went on the tugboat, it was obvious he wouldn't make it in the real world.

I also believe Bob being estranged from his kids had way more to do with Barb than anything he did.

David and Carol were already leaving the nest and going out on their own around the time Bob met Barb, and David did show up to Bob's funeral in 2011. Carol did not, but we know next to nothing about her.

For all we know, she could be living in another state and couldn't make it to Bob's funeral because of distance.

Cole hated Bob, but Cole is a notorious douchebag and a pretentious hipster. He's not exactly a reliable and unbiased source of information.
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While I agree that chris would probably misuse the sympathy money, it doesn't really matter if he did or not. The money would likely only cover one month of his bills. If he uses it responsively or not, it doesn't matter since he's too deep in the hole for it to matter since his tugboat's too small and his spending habits will fuck him over. There's also the matter of him being incapable of staying out of trouble with the law. Without Barb to keep him out of trouble, talk people down, or help him organize his legal help (you know she talks to the lawyer and not chris, that's boring real world shit.). I think without her he'd end up back in court for sure and lose out big time. Imagine chris going into court with 'magi-chan' as his lawyer.

But I stand on my believe chris's entitlement and inflated ego would demand he get huge monthly sums of cash from trolls. As for chris not wanting to stay at 14 branchland court, I'm so sure. He's EXTREMELY sentimental. That's his childhood home, and I think he'd just prefer to sell his mom's hoard for quick cash than do some work and find an apartment or buy a new place. Not like he can afford that if he has to pay those mortgages (I think its plural, not sure.) He'll settle into a habit of selling his mom's crap for chump change, and sort of exist for a while until his behavior causes him to be totally unable to support himself.

Debt might be the only way to put chris in jail. I think the longer the debt and 'adulthood' goes on the more likely chris will become bitter and more likely to go off on someone. No barb, no help with the lawyer and no one keeping him from acting like a spoiled brat playing with his fidget spinner in court.

As for Bob? I think he knew how dumb and naive his son was, and just wanted to make sure he wouldn't hurt himself. No argument with your representation of him.
 
Syaoran Li said:
I agree up to a point. The output of sympathy after Barb's death will embolden Chris, much like the care package he got after the fire in 2014 did.

But I don't think he'll want that troll money to simply pay bills, I think he will want to use that money to move out of the hoard for good.

Chris hates living at 14 Branchland Court but is honestly too terrified of Barb to make a run for it while she's still alive.

Even though Barb is now powerless due to her declining health, Chris still fears her due to years of abusive conditioning.

Remember that long dry spell between Bob's death and the fire? That was largely Barb's doing.

Even after organized trolling had ceased and the PVCC imploded for reasons unknown, there were still people keeping tabs on Chris, with Marvin being the most notable among them.

After the Snyder incident, she kept Chris on a tight leash and even forced him out of his own bedroom.

We often joke about Barb spooning with Chris, but that honestly seems more like her idea than Chris's. Bob tried to put a stop to it when he was still alive, but Barb wouldn't let him. I also get this feeling that Chris hated having to spoon with Barb as he got older, especially after he was forced out of his own bedroom in the months leading up to the fire.

Bob was a shitty parent, but he at least tried to help Chris before finally giving up. Barb saw Chris as a nuisance, then she saw him as something to hoard, and now she seems him as a means to pay off her debts.

I think Bob truly did love Chris and did his best to care for him, but was too old and out of touch to help him. A lot of people like to cite Bob putting Chris on the tugboat as proof of being a bad parent, but I think it's proof that Bob cared for Chris and wanted to give him a safety net of some sort since by the time Chris went on the tugboat, it was obvious he wouldn't make it in the real world.

I also believe Bob being estranged from his kids had way more to do with Barb than anything he did.

David and Carol were already leaving the nest and going out on their own around the time Bob met Barb, and David did show up to Bob's funeral in 2011. Carol did not, but we know next to nothing about her.

For all we know, she could be living in another state and couldn't make it to Bob's funeral because of distance.

Cole hated Bob, but Cole is a notorious douchebag and a pretentious hipster. He's not exactly a reliable and unbiased source of information.
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Yeah I agree with the idea that Bob's children distanced themselves from due to Barb even if they did like Bob still. Based on what we know on both parents it's not a far fetched idea to think that.

Barbs entire family is extremely distanced from her because she tried to seduce her sisters husband. It is also stated by Chris that neither him or Barb are liked by any of the Westons after Aunt Corrina passed away for reasons you could probably imagine.

Based on what we know about Bob's first son, David did donate $1k to the Republican party so they did agree with one another on politics, and he did attend the funeral so he couldn't have hated bob too much.

Carol like you mentioned there's almost no information about aside from the fact she supposedly was some math wiz and worked for the government so we really have no information on what their relationship was like.

That leaves the only one who we can confirm hating bob is cole, whom based on the "Republican cur" comment he made suggests they probably disagreed in politics, and considering Cole is just a non autistic chris with comparable levels of narcissism, he probably also hated bob over really minor things.

As an aside to this I think that Chris' life would improve a decent amount if Barb passes away. For one her not being there means he could finally clean up the hoard making the house not a biological hazard. Obviously it take a long time to completely clean up the place, but slowly every day he'd gradually sell some valuable things in the hoard along with whatever isn't just straight up garbage. That he'd probably just throw out in McDonald's dumpster. There are a few worrying things I do have mainly regarding to Chris' bad spending habits.
 
FunkyFresh87 said:
Yeah I agree with the idea that Bob's children distanced themselves from due to Barb even if they did like Bob still. Based on what we know on both parents it's not a far fetched idea to think that.

Barbs entire family is extremely distanced from her because she tried to seduce her sisters husband. It is also stated by Chris that neither him or Barb are liked by any of the Westons after Aunt Corrina passed away for reasons you could probably imagine.

Based on what we know about Bob's first son, David did donate $1k to the Republican party so they did agree with one another on politics, and he did attend the funeral so he couldn't have hated bob too much.

Carol like you mentioned there's almost no information about aside from the fact she supposedly was some math wiz and worked for the government so we really have no information on what their relationship was like.

That leaves the only one who we can confirm hating bob is cole, whom based on the "Republican cur" comment he made suggests they probably disagreed in politics, and considering Cole is just a non autistic chris with comparable levels of narcissism, he probably also hated bob over really minor things.

As an aside to this I think that Chris' life would improve a decent amount if Barb passes away. For one her not being there means he could finally clean up the hoard making the house not a biological hazard. Obviously it take a long time to completely clean up the place, but slowly every day he'd gradually sell some valuable things in the hoard along with whatever isn't just straight up garbage. That he'd probably just throw out in McDonald's dumpster. There are a few worrying things I do have mainly regarding to Chris' bad spending habits.
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Honestly, I think Barb's death will a "make or break" moment in Chris's life.

Depending on how he handles it, he could get a cheap place of his own (like a trailer or a very low-end apartment) and live tugboat to tugboat for the rest of his life. It'd be the closest thing to a happy ending in this story. Honestly, prior to the Idea Guys and all this Dimensional Merge nonsense, I figured that would be the case.

He's sure as hell not going to live in the Hoard, he hates living there and even if he wanted to live at 14 Branchland, he couldn't afford to keep it thanks to Barb and her second mortgage.

I don't even think he'd take the time to clean the Hoard, given his laziness and the fact that even a hard working person would have difficulty clearing out the Hoard due to both the immensity of it all and because of the biological hazards.

Once Barb's dead, Chris is going to take his stuff and get out of there as fast as he can. The real issue now is how deep he is into his delusions, especially after something traumatic like Barb dying.

Barb's death is either going to be enough of a shock to make Chris snap out of it or it's gonna send him off the deep end past the point of no return. If the former happens, he'll find some cheap place to stay and let the Hoard be someone else's problem.

If the latter happens, then I'd expect a homeless saga or possibly Chris trying to hurt himself (which could end in suicide or it could end with Chris being committed)

I don't think Chris is suicidal right now, and if it weren't for the Dimensional Merge nonsense, I wouldn't even consider the idea of Chris killing or severely injuring himself at all unless it was an accident.

But now he's been going deep into these fantasies and it's hard to tell how much of it is just autistic make-believe and how much of it is genuine delusion. Barb's death and how Chris reacts to it would be the moment of truth.
 
FunkyFresh87 said:
Yeah I agree with the idea that Bob's children distanced themselves from due to Barb even if they did like Bob still. Based on what we know on both parents it's not a far fetched idea to think that.

Barbs entire family is extremely distanced from her because she tried to seduce her sisters husband. It is also stated by Chris that neither him or Barb are liked by any of the Westons after Aunt Corrina passed away for reasons you could probably imagine.

Based on what we know about Bob's first son, David did donate $1k to the Republican party so they did agree with one another on politics, and he did attend the funeral so he couldn't have hated bob too much.

Carol like you mentioned there's almost no information about aside from the fact she supposedly was some math wiz and worked for the government so we really have no information on what their relationship was like.

That leaves the only one who we can confirm hating bob is cole, whom based on the "Republican cur" comment he made suggests they probably disagreed in politics, and considering Cole is just a non autistic chris with comparable levels of narcissism, he probably also hated bob over really minor things.

As an aside to this I think that Chris' life would improve a decent amount if Barb passes away. For one her not being there means he could finally clean up the hoard making the house not a biological hazard. Obviously it take a long time to completely clean up the place, but slowly every day he'd gradually sell some valuable things in the hoard along with whatever isn't just straight up garbage. That he'd probably just throw out in McDonald's dumpster. There are a few worrying things I do have mainly regarding to Chris' bad spending habits.
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Well I imagine Chris' hate of homosexuals comes from Bob, not Barb. He probably spent a lot of time ranting about it and it rubbed off on chris. Or chris was just directly taught it.
Syaoran Li said:
Honestly, I think Barb's death will a "make or break" moment in Chris's life.

Depending on how he handles it, he could get a cheap place of his own (like a trailer or a very low-end apartment) and live tugboat to tugboat for the rest of his life. It'd be the closest thing to a happy ending in this story. Honestly, prior to the Idea Guys and all this Dimensional Merge nonsense, I figured that would be the case.

He's sure as hell not going to live in the Hoard, he hates living there and even if he wanted to live at 14 Branchland, he couldn't afford to keep it thanks to Barb and her second mortgage.

I don't even think he'd take the time to clean the Hoard, given his laziness and the fact that even a hard working person would have difficulty clearing out the Hoard due to both the immensity of it all and because of the biological hazards.

Once Barb's dead, Chris is going to take his stuff and get out of there as fast as he can. The real issue now is how deep he is into his delusions, especially after something traumatic like Barb dying.

Barb's death is either going to be enough of a shock to make Chris snap out of it or it's gonna send him off the deep end past the point of no return. If the former happens, he'll find some cheap place to stay and let the Hoard be someone else's problem.

If the latter happens, then I'd expect a homeless saga or possibly Chris trying to hurt himself (which could end in suicide or it could end with Chris being committed)

I don't think Chris is suicidal right now, and if it weren't for the Dimensional Merge nonsense, I wouldn't even consider the idea of Chris killing or severely injuring himself at all unless it was an accident.

But now he's been going deep into these fantasies and it's hard to tell how much of it is just autistic make-believe and how much of it is genuine delusion. Barb's death and how Chris reacts to it would be the moment of truth.
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I could see Chris hurting himself BECAUSE of the merge. I could even see him suiciding to finally be with Magi-Chan or whatever. I don't think Barb has a ton of time left and I don't think Chris even realizes that, either.
Also I think we won't get a homeless saga- some troll will easily take Chris in I feel- maybe Sockness
 
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Fritos said:
Well I imagine Chris' hate of homosexuals comes from Bob, not Barb. He probably spent a lot of time ranting about it and it rubbed off on chris. Or chris was just directly taught it.
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Im sure Barb isnt a fan of homos either. She threatened to kill Chris after he went tomgirl, for example.

FunkyFresh87 said:
Cole is just a non autistic chris with comparable levels of narcissism
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Thats a good way to describe Cole, holy shit. Chris is still someone that will be known for decades to come. Cole will be forgotten the moment he dies.
 
Father Jack said:
I know this might sound exceptional, but do we know if Barb has a will? Presumably, she'll leave everything to Chris, but is there a small pocket of cash she might have left that Chris could snatch his greasy mitts on?
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Even if there is no will, everything Barb has will go to her next of kin (Cole and Chris). Since I doubt Cole would want much (if anything) of Barb's, he would be well within his rights to refuse to accept any of it, in which case everything would go to Chris.

Where things get interesting will be if any of her creditors have put liens on any of her assets. I'd be willing to bet that the Chandlers are either upside-down on the mortgage or (in a best-case scenario) that there is very little equity built up in 14 BC which would mean (as has been discussed ad infinitum and ad nauseam) that Chris will need to find another place to live.
 
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