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I'm pretty sure, all cities/counties in the non rural US have a Potter's field for just such a situation. Homeless/people without next of kin/ john does all end up in the Potter's field. Chris in all likliness will e-beg for a fancy coffin and tombstone and then let the local gov chuck her in the Potter's field in a pine box then, chris spends the donations on games or SRS, something stupid IDK...
 
troon patrol said:
I'm pretty sure, all cities/counties in the non rural US have a Potter's field for just such a situation. Homeless/people without next of kin/ john does all end up in the Potter's field. Chris in all likliness will e-beg for a fancy coffin and tombstone and then let the local gov chuck her in the Potter's field in a pine box then, chris spends the donations on games or SRS, something stupid IDK...
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They already have a spot for her in the columbarium nubcake.

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praktica said:
Barb's grave positioned perpendicular to the ground so Cole can't dance on it.
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Does cole really hate barb that much? I know he knew she was shit mom, but I thought his gravedancing was reserved for the lumberjack. RIP to the lumberjack ,veteran and engineer with multiple patents, he might have been a shit dad but, was an accomplished successful person, at least.
 
troon patrol said:
I'm pretty sure, all cities/counties in the non rural US have a Potter's field for just such a situation. Homeless/people without next of kin/ john does all end up in the Potter's field. Chris in all likliness will e-beg for a fancy coffin and tombstone and then let the local gov chuck her in the Potter's field in a pine box then, chris spends the donations on games or SRS, something stupid IDK...
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To the best of my knowledge, in the USA, these people are cremated and the remains basically get filed in a tiny box on a shelf. The documentary "A Certain Kind of Death" details this.
 
Super Colon Blow said:
To the best of my knowledge, in the USA, these people are cremated and the remains basically get filed in a tiny box on a shelf. The documentary "A Certain Kind of Death" details this.
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Which isn't going to happen to Barb as she already has her spot. Unlike the house, she couldn't hock it to buy more hoard.
 
Has it been 100% confirmed she's currently running a reverse mortgage on the house?
 
troon patrol said:
Does cole really hate barb that much? I know he knew she was shit mom, but I thought his gravedancing was reserved for the lumberjack. RIP to the lumberjack ,veteran and engineer with multiple patents, he might have been a shit dad but, was an accomplished successful person, at least.
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Cole ain't exactly something to write home about himself, an able-bodied man being supported by his wife maybe shouldn't point too many fingers at other people
 
Damn Near said:
Cole ain't exactly something to write home about himself, an able-bodied man being supported by his wife maybe shouldn't point too many fingers at other people
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If cole is a basic fuckup I'll take you're word for it. Until he starts sexually assaulting people and running people over with a car like chris did, the moralfag in me says: nothing to see here.
 
troon patrol said:
If cole is a basic fuckup I'll take you're word for it. Until he starts sexually assaulting people and running people over with a car like chris did, the moralfag in me says: nothing to see here.
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Cole's not necessarily a fuckup, he's just a loser middle-aged edgelord who's never had an honest day's work in his life. Nice 'film critic' career, you bald bastard
 
Damn Near said:
Cole's not necessarily a fuckup, he's just a loser middle-aged edgelord who's never had an honest day's work in his life. Nice 'film critic' career, you bald bastard
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Yeah, I'm preety comfortable calling that description a "basic fuckup" he's benign, doesn't do good or bad, probably won't do shit with his life. Basic fuckup's are a dime a dozen.
 
Cole's big claim to fame is pissing off Pixar autists for negativity reviewing Toy Story 3, and living in the shadow of his sped younger brother. Take all that away and he's just another tryhard, hipster faggot sponging off the work of others.
 
WinterMoonsLight said:
Cole's big claim to fame is pissing off Pixar autists for negativity reviewing Toy Story 3, and living in the shadow of his sped younger brother. Take all that away and he's just another tryhard, hipster faggot sponging off the work of others.
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Which given the shitshow that was his upbringing is still a better success story than Chris himself.
 
Sega gives him a house and tells him that they are sorry for his loss, or they sue him for copyright infringement sending him further into spergery. That or the house eventually decays and collapses on him after years of him not being able to maintain the house.
 
troon patrol said:
If cole is a basic fuckup I'll take you're word for it. Until he starts sexually assaulting people and running people over with a car like chris did, the moralfag in me says: nothing to see here.
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He's just your average idiotic wannabe critic. He's basically the movie version of those idiots that make in depth YouTube video essays talking about things they like and dislike without focusing on actual critical design aspects.
 
troon patrol said:
Does cole really hate barb that much? I know he knew she was shit mom, but I thought his gravedancing was reserved for the lumberjack. RIP to the lumberjack ,veteran and engineer with multiple patents, he might have been a shit dad but, was an accomplished successful person, at least.
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Like I’ve always said, Bob, albeit a flawed man, never asked for any of this. RIP The Internet Lumberjack
 
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