Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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I think you're right...the past couple of years have made it clear he's not of sound mind and is now skirting a dangerous, even non-functional level of mental illness unless he's just joking about the dimensional merge et al.
Really, it was the past few years?! It wasn't digging up his dead dog or eating his own semen? It wasn't Chris playing ram the Jew? It wasn't Chris crossdressing like a 5-year-old girl?! It wasn't Chris impotently vandalizing displays then try to mace someone because blarms? His delusional merge and losing 6 grand to two literal faggots is only more evidence of his mental decline, but it's weak in comparison.

Chris is certifiably insane. The only reason he hasn't been put away is because this shit has literally been normalized. Barb's death will send Chris over the deep end and Internet fags will treat him like the iron throne, fighting over power. In reality, they'll be bitch slapping each other over some obese, white trash nobody, who probably deserves a life on the streets
 
Lists of Chris's potential fate after barb's death based on the replies here:
  1. Institution (even if Chris was a human guinea pig in some experiment)
  2. Incarceration (whether he's in the commons or the psych ward)
  3. Homeless (being squatter counts)
  4. Group home
  5. Rent a small apartment
  6. Still in the Chandler Manor
Now place your bet
 
Lists of Chris's potential fate after barb's death based on the replies here:
  1. Institution (even if Chris was a human guinea pig in some experiment)
  2. Incarceration (whether he's in the commons or the psych ward)
  3. Homeless (being squatter counts)
  4. Group home
  5. Rent a small apartment
  6. Still in the Chandler Manor
Now place your bet
Chateau de Chandler, assuming another Idea Guy doesn't enter the equation.
 
I'm more interested at present on what will happen when Barb's van dies. Afaik Son-chu has been dead for a while now so they're both using her van.

There's no fucking way he gets another car loan, right? He gonna walk to sheetz and McD? Do they even have Uber in Ruckersville?
 
Lists of Chris's potential fate after barb's death based on the replies here:
  1. Institution (even if Chris was a human guinea pig in some experiment)
  2. Incarceration (whether he's in the commons or the psych ward)
  3. Homeless (being squatter counts)
  4. Group home
  5. Rent a small apartment
  6. Still in the Chandler Manor
Now place your bet

Gimp suit in a steamer trunk in @yawning sneasel's basement.
 
Haven't kept up on Chris lately (mainly due to it becoming really depressing), how's Snorlax holding up these days?
 
Haven't kept up on Chris lately (mainly due to it becoming really depressing), how's Snorlax holding up these days?
She died on New Year's and a bunch of raccoons burrowed in her body and propped it up to pretend to be her because they like living in their own food source (the trash in 14BC). Chris can't tell the difference.
 
Honestly, there's no way Chris will stay in 14 Branchland post-Barb.

He doesn't want to keep living there and even if he did, he can't afford it solely because of all the debt Barb accumulated in building her hoard and then pawning it off to Chris so she can keep buying useless junk for her hoard until she dies and let her incompetent son suffer the consequences.

Bob had the house fully paid off, and as soon as he was gone and Barb blew most of his inheritance on the Snyder trial (an incident she was largely responsible for), she took out a second mortgage on the house.

Barring some extreme incident such as another Idea Guy type of scenario, Chris probably won't end up in a mental institution and probably won't end up incarcerated either (outside of perhaps a short-term stay in in the county jail for a misdemeanor offense) even with his current Dimensional Merge fantasies.

I was going to mention Section 8 as Chris would definitely qualify for it, but as someone else pointed out, there is a waiting list and I honestly forgot about that.

Before the Dimensional Merge and Idea Guy, I was actually sort of cautiously optimistic about Chris and assumed that once Barb died, some of his ass-patters in the local LGBT community would step in and try to get him a cheap place of his own such as a trailer in Greene County or maybe a cheapo apartment in the poorer areas of Charlottesville or another nearby city such as Lynchburg or Staunton.

Marvin has confirmed multiple times that Chris can and does pay bills and he has a few friends in the Charlottesville queer community. None of them would ever let him live with them, but in the event of a major crisis like Barb dying, it would not be too unreasonable for them to help him find a place of his own.

But as he retreats deeper into his CPU fantasies, I honestly don't know. At this point it is difficult to tell how much of it is genuine belief and how much of it is just wishful thinking and daydreaming to distract him from the misery of living in the hoard.

Barb's death is going to be what will make or break him. Either it will be the much-needed kick in the balls to wake him up to reality, or it will make him snap to a point of no return and he will retreat even further into delusion and it could honestly go either way at this point.

If he doesn't end up homeless after Barb dies, he'll probably get some shitty apartment or trailer in a poor area and do the absolute bare minimum to keep the lights on and spending the rest of his money on toys and vidya for the rest of his life.

An outcome like that would probably be the closest thing to a happy ending that this story can have. Unless another Idea Guy enters the picture and manages to ruin that too, and unlike the last time, Null has washed his hands of Chris and The Captain is currently MIA.

TL;DR-Once Barb dies, it's either going to be a "Homeless Saga" or a "Cheap Shitty Apartment" saga and right now we've got a 50/50 shot either way, barring another Idea Guy or similarly colossal fuck-up in Chris's life
 
I imagine him in an apartment with loud neighbors, walking down the steps, knocking on their door and saying, "Hello, it's your upstairs neighbor, Christine Weston Chandler, owner and creator of Sonichu and Rosechu. Mmmm...someone is being really loud down here and well, it's hurti- it's hurting my ability to communicate telepathically with my CPU counterparts. Do you think you could tone it down just a little? Thanks for listening. Okay I'm gonna go back up the- upstairs now. Oh, and y'all may pray to me. Have a lovely day."
 
Really, it was the past few years?! It wasn't digging up his dead dog or eating his own semen? It wasn't Chris playing ram the Jew? It wasn't Chris crossdressing like a 5-year-old girl?! It wasn't Chris impotently vandalizing displays then try to mace someone because blarms? His delusional merge and losing 6 grand to two literal faggots is only more evidence of his mental decline, but it's weak in comparison.

Chris is certifiably insane. The only reason he hasn't been put away is because this shit has literally been normalized. Barb's death will send Chris over the deep end and Internet fags will treat him like the iron throne, fighting over power. In reality, they'll be bitch slapping each other over some obese, white trash nobody, who probably deserves a life on the streets

I guess I was a bit conservative in my timeframe...really, it pretty much seems to be the start of the Tomgirl era and the death of Bob that marked the rapid decline. I mean, there was some goofy stuff going on before but it wasn't like what's happen post-2011.

Of course, I'm biased because I came back to observing Chris after a hiatus over the past few years so a lot of my memories of what was going on date back to the days of 2008-2011. What has happened since then looks a lot more drastic than the stuff that happened before, although in other ways he's learned and is less naive than he was back then.
 
A couple of years ago Chris posted a video talking about how they needed money for his moms medication and that it didn't look like she had much time left. He might be just as surprised as we are that Barb is still kicking.

I'm sure Barb would tell Chris she won't be around much longer to get him to do shit for her and run to Sheetz.
 
A couple of years ago Chris posted a video talking about how they needed money for his moms medication and that it didn't look like she had much time left. He might be just as surprised as we are that Barb is still kicking.

He also demanded that Cole Smithey would go to 14BC to put bandages on her holey buttocks in 2013 or so, so she must have made a strong recovery.
 
Pretty sure he would just kill himself after she died because he can't handle the realization that he will be all alone.
I wonder how long would it take Magi-chan to fade away and forgotten
 
I dunno what it's like in Virginia, but in my state a simple little trailer is rather affordable. My grandmother lived in one and her monthly bills and rent were well under a grand. And trailers can be rather nice. The only problem is buying an old vs new trailer. New trailers can run over 30 grand and his credit is so shot I doubt he'd ever be able to get a loan to outright get a new one. He could get a second hand one for less than 10 but it would require him actually saving to get it. If he CAN manage it, I think he could easily live in some ho down trailer park.

If chris can actually get his shit together with his patreon he could afford a simple life in one, but again, it's doubtful he'll be able to do so unless he hits rock bottom.

Barb is a parasite and it'll do him a lot of good when she dies. I don't know if there are any assets for him to take but just getting out of that hoard and away from cat and dog shit would help a lot.

Of course I would feel for him because losing a mother is really hard, but Barb is the fucking worst.
 
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