Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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James Howlett said:
Yeah, Barb gets medicaid and probably medicare for her teeth and shit. That being said, I wouldn't be surprised if Chris came out financially more stable without her around; When he can pay his bills, then lego/vidya, and not have to worry about nanners and teeth, he'd probably be ok, even paying off the mortgage of 14BC
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Medicaid doesn't cover dental. Not sure if Medicare does, though. They'd likely have to get supplementary dental insurance for that.
When Chris first started begging for Barb's teeth (back in 2014!), he said he needed $600 for it. Places like Aspen Dental will do fillings for a hundred-something per tooth.
Sauce: Broke a tooth recently & have been looking into different options.
 
Tubular Monkey said:
With the way things are progressing, I'm really starting to think that once Barb's ascended to the Heavenly Hoard, somebody's going to take him in as the ultimate relic. Chris has become so well-known to so many nut jobs (not you beautiful people), that he's going to become somebody's pet. Add in this crazy bisexual prostitution thing, and I'm really concerned Chris is going to end up being badly abused. Chris is completely emotionally dependent, and there's some real predatory stuff going on right now. When Barb is the lesser of two evils, you know your life is going down the toilet.
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Mmmmm I've been looking for a new, intellectually subnormal sex slave that I can pay purely in Lego.
 
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Bob unified the Korean peninsula with nothing but a slide rule and a pocket protector. Why should Barb get a banner for tainting his precious seed?
 
Marvin said:
Hell, if Chris fought them on this, he could blame mangling his junk on gender dysphoria. He already got the state to acknowledge that when he changed his gender on his license to F, and when he convinced a doctor to prescribe him HRT.
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Dysphoria is too big of a word for chris
 
When Barb dies Chris will be very sad but be able to take care of herself and lead a more stable and fulfilling life than most of the people on this forum, being something of a celebrity and a cultural icon of the internet and an semi-professional cartoonist and performance artist like she already is while weens in their parents basement who no one ever paid any attention to will co to us to daydream of the day Chris is homeless or dragged off to a non-existent loony bin.

Chris is a survivor. Chris has been through way more bullshit than most of her critics and come out on top making bookoo bucks selling her art and making videos for her fans.

Chris is doing better as a creative professional than the majority of wannabe content makers,myself included. I applaud her
 
UngaWunga said:
When Barb dies Chris will be very sad but be able to take care of herself and lead a more stable and fulfilling life than most of the people on this forum, being something of a celebrity and a cultural icon of the internet and an semi-professional cartoonist and performance artist like she already is while weens in their parents basement who no one ever paid any attention to will co to us to daydream of the day Chris is homeless or dragged off to a non-existent loony bin.

Chris is a survivor. Chris has been through way more bullshit than most of her critics and come out on top making bookoo bucks selling her art and making videos for her fans.

Chris is doing better as a creative professional than the majority of wannabe content makers,myself included. I applaud her
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What shit has Chris been through that was not self inflicted?
 
UngaWunga said:
When Barb dies Chris will be very sad but be able to take care of herself and lead a more stable and fulfilling life than most of the people on this forum, being something of a celebrity and a cultural icon of the internet and an semi-professional cartoonist and performance artist like she already is while weens in their parents basement who no one ever paid any attention to will co to us to daydream of the day Chris is homeless or dragged off to a non-existent loony bin.

Chris is a survivor. Chris has been through way more bullshit than most of her critics and come out on top making bookoo bucks selling her art and making videos for her fans.

Chris is doing better as a creative professional than the majority of wannabe content makers,myself included. I applaud her
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Chris is not a success story.

Both physically and mentally, he’s a complete disaster in desperate need of authoritative intervention to salvage his shitty, depressing life before he ends up in low-budget assisted living or worse, completely homeless. Worship and praise is the last thing he needs.
 
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Slowinthemind said:
What shit has Chris been through that was not self inflicted?
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Marvin said:
Big chunks of the past ten years of trolling.
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Anything related to the game place which, if you remember, was orchestrated by that CRUEL GERMAN GERL Megan and that damn dirty thieving liar Michael Snyder with his two gay kids and his trap pokemon tournaments with which he likes to get Chris arrested with.
 
LegoChris said:
Chris is not a success story.
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In a sense, I'm forced to disagree.
You see, regardless of how bad it is, Sonichu is quite successful. It has a sizable community, and while they aren't necessarily "fans", they do indeed read the comic (and, in some cases donate to it). Hell, Chris earns around 500 dollars monthly for putting off working on Sonichu!
I agree 100% with you that he's a complete disaster, and a horrible person, but you cannot deny that he's doing pretty damn well for someone who sits around playing with Legos and crapping himself all day.
 
kkillme8 said:
In a sense, I'm forced to disagree.
You see, regardless of how bad it is, Sonichu is quite successful. It has a sizable community, and while they aren't necessarily "fans", they do indeed read the comic (and, in some cases donate to it). Hell, Chris earns around 500 dollars monthly for putting off working on Sonichu!
I agree 100% with you that he's a complete disaster, and a horrible person, but you cannot deny that he's doing pretty damn well for someone who sits around playing with Legos and crapping himself all day.
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He’s gonna need to pull in more than that to keep the house.
 
It's a weird...I don't know what to call it, because it's not poetic irony. But as far as I can tell, Chris broke the law (first gameplace incident) which went to court...Barb paid to get Chris out of something stupid (lawyer dude) and she had to take a mortgage out on the house to pay for it, and that mortgage is what Chris will be stuck with when Barb dies.

Chris could've not broken the law, Barb could've made him learn his lesson when he did break the law by not bailing him out...Barb brought up Chris who did something stupid, that hurt Barb, who then made another dumb choice, and poor Chris will be the lonely autist paying for it when she's gone.

I know Barb is a cunt, but something about this series of events over the past 15 years, really stings me. Sometimes I kinda feel sorry for Chris, but when I realize he's going to get fucked by his mother's double mortgage...I REALLY feel sorry for Chris.

Thank god for toys and license plates I guess...
 
Can you imagine when Barb does die how Chris will plan the funeral? That's hard even for normal people. I can imagine the viewing hours- Chris is his finest MLP shirt in front of the coffin while no one comes because everyone hates Barb. Only weens shouting Julaaay. Sad.
 
UngaWunga said:
When Barb dies Chris will be very sad but be able to take care of herself and lead a more stable and fulfilling life than most of the people on this forum, being something of a celebrity and a cultural icon of the internet and an semi-professional cartoonist and performance artist like she already is while weens in their parents basement who no one ever paid any attention to will co to us to daydream of the day Chris is homeless or dragged off to a non-existent loony bin.

Chris is a survivor. Chris has been through way more bullshit than most of her critics and come out on top making bookoo bucks selling her art and making videos for her fans.

Chris is doing better as a creative professional than the majority of wannabe content makers,myself included. I applaud her
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*Him
 
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