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I hope we'll get so see Anna take a selfie of herself with a smug grin next to Barb's corpse.

"I love this woman !"
 
Meat_Puppet said:
I'm sure Chris will notice Barb is dead the second he realises every pair of briefs he owns are full of shit.
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Methinks Chris is the one that does the house chores.
Protip: 2 sets of clothing can go a long way when you substitute personal hygiene with cheap deoderant

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When barb dies Chris will be the sole contributer to her obituary. Fun!
 
Rottytops said:
Methinks Chris is the one that does the house chores.
Protip: 2 sets of clothing can go a long way when you substitute personal hygiene with cheap deoderant

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When barb dies Chris will be the sole contributer to her obituary. Fun!
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Nope, White knights and w33ns will come crawling out of the woodwork.
 
I'd always figured he'd get her taxidermied.

But then, like the Sonichu medallion, she'd end up in the hands of some ween pretending to be a 19 year old white girl with big tits online. Barb would then travel far more extensively in death than she ever did in life. She'll send Chris postcards from Tuscon, Albany, even Hondolulu. There will be pictures of her surrounded by strangers in awe that she still smells something like fish and tamarind rotting in the sun; five years after death.

And while Chris will begrudgingly offer to hump his PS3 for the return of his mother he will refuse to sell his toys. Thus his legacy of Barb will only be her wardrobe.
 
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Christine, 20 years in the future.
 
I think we've now seen what's going to happen immediately prior to Barb's demise. Chris will spray her with the garden hose to try to get her to crawl out of the Hoard.
 
With today's postings (2017-05-24) Barb looks so damn gone. Someone smart made the comment that Bob was cutting down the internet at age 82, but Barb just is falling apart (paraphrased.) Well, I heard when you are older if you stay active, and actually do things, have goals... just be something, you age slower than some old lump of ass that sits watching tv all day.

I'm thinking Chris isn't going to be too fazed at first anymore. He lacks empathy because of his autism so until the logistical things of her passing away start to hit him, and he finds Cole won't take him in and he might have to go to a nut house or some place, it won't affect him personally. If she died and took his games and toys with her when she went, maybe that would affect him for longer than it takes to microwave some pizza rolls.
 
He'll probably eventually end up in Section 8 housing of some sort, but only after a dark period after Barb dies and the house gets foreclosed on and he loses everything and maybe is even homeless for a while, or at best living in some charity situation that Rocky can scrounge up for him.
 
AnOminous said:
He'll probably eventually end up in Section 8 housing of some sort, but only after a dark period after Barb dies and the house gets foreclosed on and he loses everything and maybe is even homeless for a while, or at best living in some charity situation that Rocky can scrounge up for him.
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Have had my personal lolcow go through that, can confirm. Chris will rage at the butterface social workers parading around him in those sexy uggs and cheap, tight jeans because they won't fuck him.
 
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