Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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She'll fall down in the hoard but this time a box of goodwill clothes won't soften her fall and both hips will shatter like glass.
 
I don't know how Chris behaves in public nowadays (probably tolerable) but if Barb ends up in the hospital the stress may be enough for Chris to act out and be forcibly removed from the premises, maybe even an evaluation on what the hell is actually going on in the Chandler household and finances.

Then again, Chris being Chris he will opt to stay at home once Barb gets carted off by the turnip truck or whatever the hell passes for an ambulance in that area, where he will make more begging videos and answer calls from the hospital regarding his mother's health with "Hmmm, yeah..."
 
AnOminous said:
If she actually does go to a hospital for something that's not acute and quickly fixable, it's to die. She's nuts and won't leave the hoard.
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Well you might have to spray her with the hose, maybe lure her out with a bowl of Campbell's soup or something.
 
I'm guessing someone will probably "assume responsibility" of Chris. Once that happens, they will most likely have him sent to a residence and only visit him every couple of years. Atleast we'll see a vast improvement in his hygiene.
 
Feline Darkmage said:
What will Sonichu do when his father Chris dies?
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Sonichu will have Chris' body cremated and they'll release his ashes off the roof of Manchester High School, the place he loved most.

Weeks later, Sonichu finds out that he is the sole benefactor to Chris' will. An exuberant, whopping 9 whole dollarydoos (father was never too good with saving). Defeated, Sonichu uses his inheritance to buy his family some chili cheese dogs. Sonichu thought his dad had more money, but alas, that was all, and now it was gone into the ether.

Like father, like son, Sonichu was bad at saving money and soon after the cremation, fell into debt. When not zapping to the extreme, Sonichu had to resort to betting on cock fights and giving bjs behind the CWCville mall to raise money.
 
Feline Darkmage said:
What will Sonichu do when his father Chris dies?
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Chris, at 78 years old, goes to McDonalds one day for some chicken nuggets. He orders them and sits down to eat, but realized they forgot to give him honey mustard. Infuriated, he gets up and walks tword the front counter to curse Ye ha me ha the manager, but he slips on a Q-Sand and breaks his neck.
In the hospital on his death bed, his only visitors are 14 year old we.ens screaming JULAYYYYY, and DONT CALL ANYBODY, taking pictures and videos for Kiwi Farms before the nurses shoo them away. Chris stress sighs. The nurse tells him to close his eyes and relax in a soothing motherly voice. He does so. Chris sees a bright yellow light, it's Sonichu! Chris cries tears of joy as he takes Sonichu's hand and walks to Cwcville. Bob greets him and Sonichu, and hands him a cup of CWC cola. They ride off in Bob's horse and buggy pulled by black guys. Sonichu and Chris get married, and Chris finally accepts he is gay. And they all live happily ever after. Back on earth, it is the day of Chris's funeral. Barb had to be dug up, as she requested in her will be put in spoon position with Chris eternally when he dies, as well as be buried with her hoard. Wee.ns and Christorians fill the funeral home, laughing and taking corpse selfies. However, a red car pulls up and a man walks in. It's Cole, now at the tender age of 97. He walks up to Chris's coffin, completely bewildered. His dead mother is in spooning position with Chris, and barbs hoard is surrounding the coffin. Cole chuckles, and places the Sonichu Medellion on Chris's neck, the one Chris had sent him in 2007 along with his homemade DVD. He had kept them all this time. Chris and Barb are carried to the grave and they try to stuff all the hoard in the coffin, but they can't, so they just throw the open coffin in the ground and all the hoard on top. The dirt is piled on, and soon after w.eens write JULAYYY in sharpie on his tombstone and post it on Kiwi Farms.
 
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Financhu Crisis said:
Chris, at 78 years old, goes to McDonalds one day for some chicken nuggets. He orders them and sits down to eat, but realized they forgot to give him honey mustard. Infuriated, he gets up and walks tword the front counter to curse Ye ha me ha the manager, but he slips on a Q-Sand and breaks his neck.
In the hospital on his death bed, his only visitors are 14 year old we.ens screaming JULAYYYYY, and DONT CALL ANYBODY, taking pictures and videos for Kiwi Farms before the nurses shoo them away. Chris stress sighs. The nurse tells him to close his eyes and relax in a soothing motherly voice. He does so. Chris sees a bright yellow light, it's Sonichu! Chris cries tears of joy as he takes Sonichu's hand and walks to Cwcville. Bob greets him and Sonichu, and hands him a cup of CWC cola. They ride off in Bob's horse and buggy pulled by black guys. Sonichu and Chris get married, and Chris finally accepts he is gay. And they all live happily ever after. Back on earth, it is the day of Chris's funeral. Barb had to be dug up, as she requested in her will be put in spoon position with Chris eternally when he dies, as well as be buried with her hoard. Wee.ns and Christorians fill the funeral home, laughing and taking corpse selfies. However, a red car pulls up and a man walks in. It's Cole, now at the tender age of 97. He walks up to Chris's coffin, completely bewildered. His dead mother is in spooning position with Chris, and barbs hoard is surrounding the coffin. Cole chuckles, and places the Sonichu Medellion on Chris's neck, the one Chris had sent him in 2007 along with his homemade DVD. He had kept them all this time. Chris and Barb are carried to the grave and they try to stuff all the hoard in the coffin, but they can't, so they just throw the open coffin in the ground and all the hoard on top. The dirt is piled on, and soon after w.eens write JULAYYY in sharpie on his tombstone and post it on Kiwi Farms.
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In my early twenties- around the time of the genesis of Chris Chan- at the time I knew nothing of- I found myself mentally ill, bipolar, and homeless - having lost my shitty job of 2 years at the gas station - and not welcome back to the family home - I started the long process of the homeless saga - followed by the mental health program/halfway house saga followed by the r-tard Transitional Age Youth saga - it was my only ticket to ever get a place of my own again to masterbate and play vidya. This I imagine -is the norm for young adults who are fucked up or struggling with little resources - but not anywhere as out of touch with reality as Chris's case - someone who is fully functional - but with mood swings and slightly impaired judgement - but if you had a conversation with them you would probably never know it - that is most people. Chris is a special case. His severe mental illness circumvented any of the above unwanted consequences-combined with unique parents that worked him in as a third party adult financially independent/dependent fixture of the household- old and keeping him around as possibly useful in their old age. Believe me- I would have loved not being a homeless hep c exposed drunk in the city- punched out and beaten in an ally lying in a pool of my own blood left for dead -being exposed to the darkest sides of humanity -watching everything around me decay. I would have loved more than anything to have never left my room and to have continued my childhood - living in my families suburban home - but instead I went through hell -nearly killing myself in the process time and time again - taking further and further damage each day throughout the decade with every hardship along the way. I am very familiar with the system - the system in Chris's unique situation has escaped -happily playing Animal Crossing at the same time I was taking the candy bar and getting my asshole ripped apart raw. So my question is. Will the internet celebrity of Chris somehow circumvent him again from any of the above - I have hunch it will. Let's say things get real bad and Chris is faced to leave or go with some program - what will happen with what he cherishes most in life - 25 metric tons of lego shit. Will there be a storage wars saga? Will he successfully cling on to it all some how? Will 14bc stay or go. Or will Chris have to go through what I did - or perhaps circumvent some of the torture - go into a home - get zombied out on meds - lose the last part of his soul, what little that is left and simply just adapt to a mentally ill group home just staring at the wall and waiting to be fed? In the wake of Barbs death - will trolls and vandals decend upon 14bc like ring wraiths to scoop up the precious? Will it all go to hell - will Chris dissapear radial silent from the internet forever. Or will he somehow achieve success, fame and riches beyong his wildest dreams and troll us hard in the end. What dreams may come. In beautiful dreams.
 
Richard Kuo said:
In my early twenties- around the time of the genesis of Chris Chan- at the time I knew nothing of- I found myself mentally ill, bipolar, and homeless - having lost my shitty job of 2 years at the gas station - and not welcome back to the family home - I started the long process of the homeless saga - followed by the mental health program/halfway house saga followed by the r-tard Transitional Age Youth saga - it was my only ticket to ever get a place of my own again to masterbate and play vidya. This I imagine -is the norm for young adults who are fucked up or struggling with little resources - but not anywhere as out of touch with reality as Chris's case - someone who is fully functional - but with mood swings and slightly impaired judgement - but if you had a conversation with them you would probably never know it - that is most people. Chris is a special case. His severe mental illness circumvented any of the above unwanted consequences-combined with unique parents that worked him in as a third party adult financially independent/dependent fixture of the household- old and keeping him around as possibly useful in their old age. Believe me- I would have loved not being a homeless hep c exposed drunk in the city- punched out and beaten in an ally lying in a pool of my own blood left for dead -being exposed to the darkest sides of humanity -watching everything around me decay. I would have loved more than anything to have never left my room and to have continued my childhood - living in my families suburban home - but instead I went through hell -nearly killing myself in the process time and time again - taking further and further damage each day throughout the decade with every hardship along the way. I am very familiar with the system - the system in Chris's unique situation has escaped -happily playing Animal Crossing at the same time I was taking the candy bar and getting my asshole ripped apart raw. So my question is. Will the internet celebrity of Chris somehow circumvent him again from any of the above - I have hunch it will. Let's say things get real bad and Chris is faced to leave or go with some program - what will happen with what he cherishes most in life - 25 metric tons of lego shit. Will there be a storage wars saga? Will he successfully cling on to it all some how? Will 14bc stay or go. Or will Chris have to go through what I did - or perhaps circumvent some of the torture - go into a home - get zombied out on meds - lose the last part of his soul, what little that is left and simply just adapt to a mentally ill group home just staring at the wall and waiting to be fed? In the wake of Barbs death - will trolls and vandals decend upon 14bc like ring wraiths to scoop up the precious? Will it all go to hell - will Chris dissapear radial silent from the internet forever. Or will he somehow achieve success, fame and riches beyong his wildest dreams and troll us hard in the end. What dreams may come. In beautiful dreams.
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is this a copypasta?
 
Richard Kuo said:
In my early twenties- around the time of the genesis of Chris Chan- at the time I knew nothing of- I found myself mentally ill, bipolar, and homeless - having lost my shitty job of 2 years at the gas station - and not welcome back to the family home - I started the long process of the homeless saga - followed by the mental health program/halfway house saga followed by the r-tard Transitional Age Youth saga - it was my only ticket to ever get a place of my own again to masterbate and play vidya. This I imagine -is the norm for young adults who are fucked up or struggling with little resources - but not anywhere as out of touch with reality as Chris's case - someone who is fully functional - but with mood swings and slightly impaired judgement - but if you had a conversation with them you would probably never know it - that is most people. Chris is a special case. His severe mental illness circumvented any of the above unwanted consequences-combined with unique parents that worked him in as a third party adult financially independent/dependent fixture of the household- old and keeping him around as possibly useful in their old age. Believe me- I would have loved not being a homeless hep c exposed drunk in the city- punched out and beaten in an ally lying in a pool of my own blood left for dead -being exposed to the darkest sides of humanity -watching everything around me decay. I would have loved more than anything to have never left my room and to have continued my childhood - living in my families suburban home - but instead I went through hell -nearly killing myself in the process time and time again - taking further and further damage each day throughout the decade with every hardship along the way. I am very familiar with the system - the system in Chris's unique situation has escaped -happily playing Animal Crossing at the same time I was taking the candy bar and getting my asshole ripped apart raw. So my question is. Will the internet celebrity of Chris somehow circumvent him again from any of the above - I have hunch it will. Let's say things get real bad and Chris is faced to leave or go with some program - what will happen with what he cherishes most in life - 25 metric tons of lego shit. Will there be a storage wars saga? Will he successfully cling on to it all some how? Will 14bc stay or go. Or will Chris have to go through what I did - or perhaps circumvent some of the torture - go into a home - get zombied out on meds - lose the last part of his soul, what little that is left and simply just adapt to a mentally ill group home just staring at the wall and waiting to be fed? In the wake of Barbs death - will trolls and vandals decend upon 14bc like ring wraiths to scoop up the precious? Will it all go to hell - will Chris dissapear radial silent from the internet forever. Or will he somehow achieve success, fame and riches beyong his wildest dreams and troll us hard in the end. What dreams may come. In beautiful dreams.
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It's not often I say this but I think this is a vein of pure unadulterated Autisim we have stumbled across here.

I mean seriously if Tisim where gold that's a whole new god rush right fucking there.
 
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