Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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purrings said:
Do we wanna go over in detail how fast will Chris lose the house?

I'm assuming that houses mortgage has been long paid for. I have no idea what the utilities, gas etc. look like. We also have to consider people have backed up before that Chris is incapable of putting money aside in case of emergency, but he can handle his bills as long as Barb doesn't go borrowing too much off of him. How much tax breaks would Chris get in Virginia on the tugboat?

We also should keep in mind Chris might loss the house as collateral to pay for medical bills for Barb at the end of her life or to pay a nursing home when Chris cannot take care of her. What kind of life insurance policy does Barb have and how quickly will Chris blow through that? So can Chris budget well enough for his tugboat alone to care for that house? I doubt it.

The way I see it Chris will probably end up in a low income apartment and not a group home. I think he would freak out in a group home because he wouldn't be allowed to buy, hoard and masturbate all the time. He would be expected to do chores and would be kept on a schedule. Here is a sample of a group home's rules I pulled off their website.

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Chris might flourish, or at least improve, if he had someone to fix his biological clock like that. In high school he had a proper schedule and managed to get by to an extent
 
purrings said:
I'm assuming that houses mortgage has been long paid for.
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I'm pretty sure Bob made sure it was before he died, but Blarb is a giant idiot and threw away the nest egg he left on autistically defending them from the Michael Snyder thing despite their obvious guilt, then loaded up the house with debt again because she's an irresponsible moron and filling up the house floor to ceiling with hoard Barbage is more important to her than that her tard child has a place to live when she croaks any day now.
 
Marvin said:
Chris would want to get rid of it. He would try to get rid of it. Although the immense volume of the hoard would be a big problem.
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I'll concede he'll try to get rid of anything that gets in the way of his growing collection of expensive trinkets. It's hard to imagine him really clearing out all of the shit, though.
 
Chris is going to fall off the radar for a LONG time. There will be a few sightings of him looking like a subdued crazy bin lady but we won't hear anything really. Eventually loneliness will bring Chris back online might get some content then but it's going to be a drought.
 
I don't think he will even notice immediately. He'll probably smell her corpse before having made the effort to look where she is.
 
What will actually happen when Barb dies

-Megan will finally be freed from the mirror, and will destroy Ruckersville with her most powerful Yugioh Egyptian God Cards

- After absorbing the second soul, the hoard will attain life in our realm. It will seek to add to it's growing mass. The United States will implore Keurig to send them a coffee machine so they can destroy the Hoard with fire.

-Chris' cats will reveal themselves to not actually be cats, but a race of highly intelligent aliens that look like cats. They came to Earth because they wanted to see the Sonichu comic completed. After this point, they will give up all hope, and return to their homeworld. They will also deactivate their Kiwi Farms accounts.

- With the Hoard coming to life, 14 Branchland Court shall fall once more. It is written that after it's second fall, that the Tower of 4-cent Garbage shall rise from the ground

-It is written that during these times...Chris will shit himself and do nothing
 
We don't need to see the same hypotheses for the 40th time. 102 pages on the death of a still living person is enough.
 
Re-opening on Marvin's advice, because this is a containment thread and unfortunately there's no other goddamn way to stem the tide of sperging.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
Re-opening on Marvin's advice, because this is a containment thread and unfortunately there's no other goddamn way to stem the tide of sperging.
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Designated shitposting thread.

(But seriously please don't shit it up just for the sake of doing it. . .save it for when you genuinely want to sperg about Barb dying.)
 
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