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Heimdallr said:
Tell me a scenario where Chris does not end up as a crazy homeless person. Can he take care of himself? Can he get a job? Probably no to both
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The only thing stopping Chris from getting a job is himself, he is so lazy he would think getting off his fat backside to apply for one is back breaking labour itself.
 
Slowinthemind said:
The only thing stopping Chris from getting a job is himself, he is so lazy he would think getting off his fat backside to apply for one is back breaking labour itself.
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Partly so, but he also lacks the people skills to be able to successfully intereact with an employer and other co-workers. I think his chances for successful employment are slim.
 
Heimdallr said:
Tell me a scenario where Chris does not end up as a crazy homeless person. Can he take care of himself? Can he get a job? Probably no to both
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Yeah, I think people overestimate Chris in that respect. Oh, sure Chris can do menial low-wage work, but when you add social interaction and his literal mind to the mix, he's done. You would have to tell Chris every day when he came into work, "don't act r.etarded", and even that would not be specific enough. Also, you would have to keep him away from people that are not blind because he's just aesthetically threatening, not just ugly, but he could inspire laughter and aggression.
 
So many small things go into being a successful employee. Things we take for granted like good grooming, appearence, hygeine, and people skills.

Barb and Bob never tried to develop his people skills or skills of any kind. All those people saying "If he'd get off his sorry ass he could get a job" are fooling themselves.

As he is Chris can't get a job. He can't. He needs help.
 
Heimdallr said:
So many small things go into being a successful employee. Things we take for granted like good grooming, appearence, hygeine, and people skills.

Barb and Bob never tried to develop his people skills or skills of any kind. All those people saying "If he'd get off his sorry ass he could get a job" are fooling themselves.

As he is Chris can't get a job. He can't. He needs help.
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How can you help Chris? People he used to trust have genuinely tried to help him and he ignored or attacked them. Now he is suspicious of everyone he does not know and thinks all advice is a trolling attempt.
 
^ Just so. I have no plans to entangle myself in Chris' wierd life. I am just saying he is unemployable
 
Asuka said:
Do you guys honestly think Chris would commit suicide? He's way too egotistical and vain to do that, for heavens sake he thinks he still has billions of fans for his comics. He loves himself way too much that he has to put his name on everything, despite him looking like a depressed middle aged woman.
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For all Chris' tard raging and talks of "stress", I don't think he has ever actually been depressed in that sense. I don't know, and @Marvin I'd be curious, if he's been depressed like someone with Bipolar or MDD, the people that are significantly at risk of suicide. I'm sure he gets miserable, but I have a feeling actual suicide wouldn't even occur to him, and were it, he wouldn't know where to start. I'm not sure if suicide is linked with Autism in any significant way; I can't find any reliable data.

I'm not an expert, but I've always thought that situations can of course push someone into that, but the majority of people who commit suicide are the ones with prior conditions. In these people, events can act as a stimulus, and push them over the edge.

Although, if he really believes that his taint wound is a labia forming, or ever did, it could be, like someone suggested on the wiki, Schizophrenia (Though I'm not sure I'm convinced; though he's definitely fucked in the head more than autism). There's a risk associated with that condition. But again, I think Chris' tardness would outweigh it, and it still wouldn't occur to him.
 
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Chris is too stupid to die. He will wander the Earth long after Barb is dead. He will witness nations ride and fall until His return and there's no one left to troll him. When the host of all wayward and saved souls gather to see him enter into a promised paradise, they will all cry out, "JULAY!" Even Patti.
 
Frozen Fishsticks said:
Chris is too stupid to die. He will wander the Earth long after Barb is dead. He will witness nations ride and fall until His return and there's no one left to troll him. When the host of all wayward and saved souls gather to see him enter into a promised paradise, they will all cry out, "JULAY!" Even Patti.
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Coming soon to theaters:

End of Days JULAYS
 
Ethel Mertz said:
For all Chris' tard raging and talks of "stress", I don't think he has ever actually been depressed in that sense. I don't know, and @Marvin I'd be curious, if he's been depressed like someone with Bipolar or MDD, the people that are significantly at risk of suicide. I'm sure he gets miserable, but I have a feeling actual suicide wouldn't even occur to him, and were it, he wouldn't know where to start. I'm not sure if suicide is linked with Autism in any significant way; I can't find any reliable data.
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Not a doctor, but from what I've seen, and what I understand of depression, Chris probably could've been diagnosed with depression at various points in the past. Sleeping all the time is a sign, for example. People might think that "lol, he's lazy" or "he has nothing to do, why not sleep?", but those things aren't really what we're talking about.

Chris' laziness (when he's not depressed) would simply mean that he doesn't want to work, like a stoner. When he's depressed, it's in the "why get up, my life is terrible" sense. To put it another way, if Chris was more of a drinker, he'd be drinking instead of sleeping.

Now, depression can lead to suicidal ideation, but not necessarily. I would agree that he generally doesn't think about suicide as an out. It's probably come up, but it's way too elaborate a thought for him. When he's in a funk, he probably just wishes for an indeterminate oblivion or escape from his problems.
 
Marvin said:
It's probably come up, but it's way too elaborate a thought for him.
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Chris is too dumb to kill himself properly, sounds about right.

Marvin said:
When he's in a funk, he probably just wishes for an indeterminate oblivion or escape from his problems.
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Videa, Tomgirlism, dressing like a 5 year old girl can all be seen as forms of suicide CWC style, and the only thing Chris is killing is any shot at real happiness.
 
They make jobs for tards at lower levels than Chris. With minimal human interaction, no customer interaction, and simple tasks like sorting clothes. People with severe mental problems are capable of doing these things.

Chris' entitlement, pride, and laziness are what's keeping Chris from working, not his mental state.
 
Marvin said:
Now, depression can lead to suicidal ideation, but not necessarily. I would agree that he generally doesn't think about suicide as an out. It's probably come up, but it's way too elaborate a thought for him. When he's in a funk, he probably just wishes for an indeterminate oblivion or escape from his problems.
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If only he had a sweetheart to cure his problems. Yeah, those kinds of relationships always work out.
 
What will happen to Chris's tugboat when Barb dies?

After Bob died, he apparently got a survivor's benefit that raised his SSDI amount by several hundred dollars.

Did he get that because Bob shared his earnings record/SSDI case with Chris or because Bob had SSDI and Chris was his adult disabled child? Barb didn't use her earnings record to get Chris on SSDI, so when she dies, will he get another survivor's benefit?
 
Ophelia said:
They make jobs for tards at lower levels than Chris. With minimal human interaction, no customer interaction, and simple tasks like sorting clothes. People with severe mental problems are capable of doing these things.

Chris' entitlement, pride, and laziness are what's keeping Chris from working, not his mental state.
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While I agree that Chris should have actually looked for work at some point in time in his life, look at this from management standpoints. I ALWAYS do some kind of investigation on people before I hire them. Our business is very small and we mainly employ teenagers, so usually a quick FaceBook search will do it. If Chris applied to come work for me, I wouldn't hire him based on what I've seen. Even if he didn't interact with customers, the way he reacts to the world around him would make him too much of a liability. Not to mention, if someone happened to recognize him at work, then it would end up on Kiwi Farms or the CWCki. Next thing you know, my business is getting spammed one-star reviews of "JULAAAAAAY!" or "IAN BRANDON SOMETHING!"

It would take somebody who is a real risk-taker to hire Chris or someone who knows how to use his e-fame to his advantage.
 
My answer to what would chris do when babs dies: he'll probably put her in an upright frezer or bury her in his basement. Chris might be a few chromosomes short of a pair but he probably has enough sense to know that if Babs goes away, so does her money. Less money means fewer toys and I bet they wont find the body until after the bank reposes the house and has sent a company to clean out all his shit.
 
The Tenth Doctor said:
My answer to what would chris do when babs dies: he'll probably put her in an upright frezer or bury her in his basement. Chris might be a few chromosomes short of a pair but he probably has enough sense to know that if Babs goes away, so does her money. Less money means fewer toys and I bet they wont find the body until after the bank reposes the house and has sent a company to clean out all his shit.
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Chris isn't smart enough to even try that. I don't he'd want to, either.

Realistically, he'll probably spiral into a slumber trying to pay the bills. Assuming he knows how to pay them, given his limited grasp of money management.
 
Jewelsmakerguy said:
Realistically, he'll probably spiral into a slumber trying to pay the bills. Assuming he knows how to pay them, given his limited grasp of money management.
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Chris knows how to handle bills. The real problem is how he will deal with the huge debt Barb is going to leave him.
 
WhatNemesisMeans said:
Chris knows how to handle bills. The real problem is how he will deal with the huge debt Barb is going to leave him.
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If he could somehow clean the house and let a room out, he'd be able to have a go at getting rid of that once Barb dies. And, the unsuspecting roommate would eventually find this website.

Hopefully after moving in.

Though there's no way that's happening. I don't imagine many women would want to live there, and he wouldn't allow a man.
 
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