Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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AnOminous said:
The fact that Chris will never live in 14 BC (or will live in it at most a couple months before being dragged out screaming and chimping out in Hedgehog Defensive Posture) is one of the few good things to come out of this. He won't learn anything from ending up homeless (even if that likely won't last long) but at least he'll suffer.
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True. While I think this happens to any autist that couldn't act right (at least they're able to get help), Chris is rare because he has an internet following.

It would be interesting if Praetor or someone would make a reality show to get Chris back on his skinny feet. But this is what happens when someone has been raised to the extent Chris has, with multiple avenues/opportunities to correct his behavior. He's lucky in the situation he's in now, because Chris wouldn't last a day homeless, as evident when the cops kicked him out of 14BLC. If Chris was released now, there'd be no way he has money, and, more than likely, Barb or her family may have changed her online bank password.

If Chris being homeless does help him learn something, then it's too little/too late. Borb should have kicked Chris out years ago, forcing him to fend for himself.
 
Hogar Grupal said:
True. While I think this happens to any autist that couldn't act right (at least they're able to get help), Chris is rare because he has an internet following.

It would be interesting if Praetor or someone would make a reality show to get Chris back on his skinny feet. But this is what happens when someone has been raised to the extent Chris has, with multiple avenues/opportunities to correct his behavior. He's lucky in the situation he's in now, because Chris wouldn't last a day homeless, as evident when the cops kicked him out of 14BLC. If Chris was released now, there'd be no way he has money, and, more than likely, Barb or her family may have changed her online bank password.

If Chris being homeless does help him learn something, then it's too little/too late. Borb should have kicked Chris out years ago, forcing him to fend for himself.
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I mean he fended for himself to find a girlfriend, if illegal/ temporary.
 
Hypothetically speaking, let's say that all the Charges against Chris are dropped and he's allowed to go back to 14BC again.

The second Barb goes under, homelessness will virtually be inevitable. With over a decade of information about him floating around on the internet, and with weens trying to get him banned from any place he visits, he has zero chance of getting any job. Alongside with no confirmed plans by other family members to take Chris in, his only option is to become Ruckersville's residential sperg hobo, trotting the streets of Virginia while telling stories about the expected Dimensional Merge, in which the world of Sonichu, Sonic the Hedgehog, Pokemon, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Super Mario, and the ghost of Barb will come together to have a massive autistic orgy of extraordinary proportions.
 
PR7K3Z said:
Hypothetically speaking, let's say that all the Charges against Chris are dropped and he's allowed to go back to 14BC again.

The second Barb goes under, homelessness will virtually be inevitable. With over a decade of information about him floating around on the internet, and with weens trying to get him banned from any place he visits, he has zero chance of getting any job. Alongside with no confirmed plans by other family members to take Chris in, his only option is to become Ruckersville's residential sperg hobo, trotting the streets of Virginia while telling stories about the expected Dimensional Merge, in which the world of Sonichu, Sonic the Hedgehog, Pokemon, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Super Mario, and the ghost of Barb will come together to have a massive autistic orgy of extraordinary proportions.
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It's not the weens or the internets fault Chris can't get a job, it's the fact that he is lazy. There are people who are mentally worse than Chris and they still work, sure, it's bottom of the barrel menial jobs, but it's still work.
 
PR7K3Z said:
he has zero chance of getting any job.
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Chris has stated many years ago that even if he could get a job, he couldn't because the hiring managers would know about him really quick. He isn't wrong on that. However, Chris has sabotaged himself by being who he is and not stopping engagement with trolls/weens every step of the way. Also, due to Chris' short work history, he doesn't like to be bossed around; he can't get used to people telling him what to do (ironically, he does the reverse to the people around him - he wants to be the boss, but doesn't want all of the responsibility). To top it all off, he's legendarily lazy.

I bet if he had the option of getting rid of all his limbs, Chris would be content because he knows he can't do what's expected of him.
 
PR7K3Z said:
The second Barb goes under, homelessness will virtually be inevitable.
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Once again, the existence of group homes has been forgotten. He will probably eventually end up homeless, but there could be a stop at the tard home first. It seems to be what his lawyer is working on now.
 
Ophelia said:
Once again, the existence of group homes has been forgotten. He will probably eventually end up homeless, but there could be a stop at the tard home first. It seems to be what his lawyer is working on now.
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This has already been discussed, but group homes don't allow for streaming and use of internet, right? The first thing Chris will do will get try and get access to the net and tweet/stream about his experience there. Maybe send an SOS, but he knows he's in there for the long haul.

TBH, it's better getting him into a group home now (given the disturbing circumstances, and now that he has the help to do so), than waiting another decade until Barb dies, and Chris would actually go into homelessness.
 
Hogar Grupal said:
This has already been discussed, but group homes don't allow for streaming and use of internet, right?
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Depends on the home. Internet is so essential these days we’ve been told these places have it, it’s just limited and monitored.

Hogar Grupal said:
The first thing Chris will do will get try and get access to the net and tweet/stream about his experience there.
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And he could be allowed to.

Hogar Grupal said:
Maybe send an SOS, but he knows he's in there for the long haul.
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I’m not sure we can tell what Chris “knows.” He could tell himself he’s almost going “home” for years.
 
Hogar Grupal said:
But not to the amount that he'd want to, which is every and all time. Remember, Chris wasn't raised with any restrictions regarding everything. This is the first time he'll be told "no" on something by an authority figure who isn't his parent. Who knows how Chris will react?
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He’s probably been told No a fair few times since he got arrested. If he screams, they know how to handle it. If he rolls up into a ball, they know how to handle it. If he stamps his foot and demands internet or else, they can remind him the alternative is a box on the street with no internet at all. Our unpredictable baby could go either way.
 
Chris will become even more deranged and psychotic. He will start talking to the imaginary "spirit of Barbs" in a shape of a pony figurine made of paper waste, and ask bystanders to record him and upload that on youtube, since after he is released from jail (or prison) he will have nothing left to do but life on the streets, disturbing clueless normies with his schizophrenic ramblings about dimension shifts, his "vagina", the Jews like Mr. Snyder who destroyed his life, and gays (aka trolls).
 
Ophelia said:
I’m not sure we can tell what Chris “knows.” He could tell himself he’s almost going “home” for years.
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The best part is I don't know if "home" means Branchland Court, or whatever Saturday-Morning-cartoon-orgy realm Chris believes will be revealed after the conclusion of "the Merge".

I mean, they're both delusions. Potayto, Potahto.
 
I_Am_Honor_Roll said:
The best part is I don't know if "home" means Branchland Court, or whatever Saturday-Morning-cartoon-orgy realm Chris believes will be revealed after the conclusion of "the Merge".

I mean, they're both delusions. Potayto, Potahto.
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One of them is a place you or I could go to (if we were retarded weens). The other exists only for those who gaze into the abyss of utter madness.

I think in his heart of hearts, Chris considers BLC more likely than da merge. The merge (in his mind) could happen since anything’s possible. Going to BLC has happened, in his own personal past. But probably neither is in his future.
 
I acknowledge that this is especially morbid but I genuinely don't know whether Chris or the Farms will be the first to learn when Barb passes.
 
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