Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

[MrsFrizzle]

Christopher Weston Chandler got gold-standard treatment for his autism, saw a therapist regularly, and now has a job and a girlfriend.

After he told his parents he wanted to change his name because a bear said it wrong, they sat him down and explained the difference between fantasy and reality. Then they took him to a child psychiatrist.

 

[Apocalypso]

Are you kidding? They'd haunt Chris to get back at him for having to raise his autistic ass for so long.

Insidious: Chapter 4 (The Chris-ening)

 

[Lipitor]

When Barb dies this thread will finally get locked.

 

[Apocalypso]

When Barb dies this thread will finally get locked.

Maybe we should create another thread on HOW Barb dies.

 

[ON 190]

When Barb dies this thread will finally get locked.

Nah, it would just get renamed "What will happen when Chris dies?"

 

[Apocalypso]

Nah, it would just get renamed "What will happen when Chris dies?"

It'd be the happiest day of our lives.

Spoiler

Nah, that would be sad.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Maybe we should create another thread on HOW Barb dies.

Hoard drowning, with an outside chance of a dust explosion.

 

[knuckles]

You know the ending to that movie A.I.?
that

 

[Ariel]

Something like this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collyer_brothers

But Mother-Son, die Chris!

 

[ZehnBoat]

Nah, it would just get renamed "What will happen when Chris dies?"

when chris dies this place gets closed and we all have to go outside and be normal people

 

[That Guy]

Null will have to rent some extra servers when Barb dies because this website is going to fucking explode when the old harpy finally dies.

 

[ON 190]

when chris dies this place gets closed and we all have to go outside and be normal people

No. I refuse.

 

[Ruin]

Barb can't die. She's like that old witch in Dragon Age. When she nears death she'll simply possess a new host that she's been prepping for years.

YOU FOOLS THOUGHT IT WAS A COINCIDENCE THAT CHRIS STARTED DRESSING LIKE BARB? THE HOARD MATRON WILL RISE AGAIN!

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Nah, it would just get renamed "What will happen when Chris dies?"

We all laugh, but that's exactly what will happen.

 

[January Cyst]

We all laugh, but that's exactly what will happen.

Yeah, that's what I'm suspecting.
It's nothing new for couples to go that way.
If one partner dies, the other will lose the will to live and die within the next couple of years.
I realise that Barb and Chris are not a married couple but live in a similar situation.

 

[Apocalypso]

You know the ending to that movie A.I.?
that

Right.

 

[Lysistrata]

When Barb dies she'll do everything in her power to take Chris down with her, to prevent him from profaning her memory like Patty's.

 

[Apocalypso]

What will happen when Barb dies?

During her wake, Chris will have no idea what's going on until Rocky tells him it's a wake, and then ...

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Nah, it would just get renamed "What will happen when Chris dies?"

When he does, I imagine something like this.

Spoiler

 

[Apocalypso]

When Barb dies, her ghost will forever haunt the buffets in Ruckersville.