Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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A-№1 said:
If it were more of a thing, someone would have suggested it to Chris by now.
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I'm sure some ween has, but he would fail. While brides from southeast Asia aren't uncommon, they usually do it for stability. Chris does not provide that.

The only woman who would have an interest in having anything to do with Chris would have to be either someone with a very specific paraphilia (shitting yourself is not good enough, there are plenty of men better than Chris who do that), or extremely old, ugly women of modest but self-sustaining means who are desperate for a girlfriend-free-guy but don't have enough money to take trips to the third world.

Freewheeling western women who don't care about stability have far, FAR better options than Chris, and Chris does not provide anything for more traditional and/or post-wall women who are seeking a stable life.
 
Pointless Sperg said:
I'm sure some ween has, but he would fail.
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Not strongly enough for Chris to have mentioned it AFAIK. This is something that would have come up when the Love Quest was in full swing, back when Chris was more inclined to True and Honest Content. I think we would have heard of it, either with Chris openly considering the idea, or explaining why he is too good for it.

While brides from southeast Asia aren't uncommon, they usually do it for stability. Chris does not provide that.
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Oh I never said Chris would succeed, just that I'm surprised it's never been mentioned.

or extremely old, ugly women of modest but self-sustaining means who are desperate for a girlfriend-free-guy but don't have enough money to take trips to the third world.
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Even the Hambeast turned him down.
 
troon patrol said:
And here I thought Chris was gonna throw a tard fit when she dies and it turns out he'd sooner throw a party.
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I'm not surprised at Chris' lack of respect when it came to his parents. When Bob died, Chris was more concerned about his own freedom, but that was because Bob fought his 30 year old son's battles for him. With Barb, he used her as a prop to e-beg and later sexually molest. Chris is the epitome of "taking things for granted", and his love towards his parents was at a superficial level. Which is sad because we all know of Chris' lack of empathy, but if he would've learn to cope better (via specialized schooling), he wouldn't turn out to be an apathetic, selfish, reprehensible motherfucker.
 
IIRC Chris did indeed cry when Bob died, the phone recordings were never made public as this was the era trolls felt trolls remorse.
 
Hogar Grupal said:
Personally, I'm of the opinion Chris cried for himself more than his loss. You're not wrong, however Chris has a history of empathy problems and death.
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I have problems with death so I can't call Chris out without being hypocritical. I think he did genuinely (in his own weird way) genuinely miss his father. But than the Idea Guys came around and fucked Chris's mind up. Now he thinks his dad's alive as crappy sonic recolor.
 
I think the crying over Bob was genuine. Chris might have a cognitive level of an average 8 or 9 year old in some ways and he might for the most part care about nothing besides himself and the media he consumes, but I do think he cares enough about his parents to be hurt by their deaths.
 
Cheerlead-in-Chief said:
Chris will celebrate over that redneck whore dying. Publicly. On his socials. Instantly. Maybe teabagging her corpse too since now Barbie Sonichu reunited with Bobchu
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I feel that celebrate in this situation really means "cope for a short time then stop caring a week later". He will get the great stress but then realize stress is stressful and his survival instincts would wipe away any emotion he had from it. Like everything else bad that's happened to him.
 
The Chris who existed when Bob died is gone. He’s transformed his parents into sonichus and doesn’t care about the real people anymore. His grief over Bob might have been genuine (I believe it was), but now? He won’t mourn Barb.
 
Smleman303 said:
Chris comes back to 14 BC to find the new owner is Tariq nasheed, still on the look out for a bf free white boy.
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Tariq wants someone who can Buck Break him, not a tiny bent duck that smells of rotting watermelon.
Cheerlead-in-Chief said:
Chris will celebrate over that redneck whore dying. Publicly. On his socials. Instantly. Maybe teabagging her corpse too since now Barbie Sonichu reunited with Bobchu
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What's funny is he's so fucking retarded he thinks Barb dying means he gets to live at 14 BC forever, instead of just for a couple months, at most, before being thrown out on his ass homeless.
 
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