Containment What will happen when Barb dies?
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Kind of like a fat Ed Kemper.
Smleman303
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We might just get the first interracial gay cuckold couple where Chris has to prep and clean the white bull then..
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I don't think Chris will ever go home.
Either Cole takes it for the money (probably unlikely) or Chris can't get the mortgage and title/deed changed to his name because he can't afford lawyer to change it to his, mortgage payments, utilities, and taxes of the house.
Either Cole takes it for the money (probably unlikely) or Chris can't get the mortgage and title/deed changed to his name because he can't afford lawyer to change it to his, mortgage payments, utilities, and taxes of the house.
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I agree, it will end up auctioned off one way or the other, and Chris will either spend the rest of his life in prison or tard care.
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I'm not even sure there's any equity in it. If he's super lucky when they auction it off there's enough of a pittance for him to rent somewhere instead of just immediately being homeless. I reckon they will have to drag him out in hedgehog defensive position and chuck him to the street, then possibly even remove him a couple more times and nail it up to lock him out while they try to get it to a new owner (or just tear it down as a dead loss and build another).
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Eventually he will be out jail or prison (if felony charges stick and found guilty of course). But you're right about the tard care or somewhat of half way home.
This is also a good possibility of section 8 housing. I personally don't imagine him living in the house unless he's trespassing.
One thing for sure he's going to whine like no tomorrow that he can't stay in 14blc.
If he is homeless and they empty out the house he should collect the legos and build a shanty.
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The house is salvageable and in a good neighborhood. The bank will be able to repair it and sell it off without much trouble.
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We don't know that. There have been years of animals shitting and pissing everywhere since we've had a "tour" of the inside. That causes structural damage.
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That and at best, the house will be torn down and then replaced by a new house that’ll sell for five times it’s asking price to the first investor who bids
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I don't know why you dumbasses believe that.
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Doesn't do as much as you think. Especially when it's already been rebuilt with cheapass home depot contractor's special sheetrock and fixtures. A competent crew of beaners would rip that shit down to bones and have the interior rebuilt with the same cheap-o materials faster than you can say zap to the extreme
Not anymore in this market, that boat has sailed. If they're lucky they'll get maybe one young family who are seriously interested in being middle-of-nowhere hick Virginians. But that house isn't worth a huge premium. It's location kills it. Even during peak hoomer mania a few months ago it probably still wouldn't have commanded any kind of premium.
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The fact that it also half burned down is not exactly a great argument for its enduring value.
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Supposedly the outstanding debt is around $90k. The property is roughly appraised at around $220k by people (Zillow) who don't know about the hoard etc. Subtract about $50k For The Hoard! and that leaves about $80k in equity. Take out another $10k for probate bullshit, and Cole and Chris would get about $35k each.
In theory.
There won't be. If it's foreclosed the bank will have their appraiser value it at just barely above the outstanding principle plus fees to ensure as fast a sale as possible. Nothing would be left for Chris (or Cole). They'll likely already have a buyer lined up, too, so the "auction" would largely be a formality (sham). So if the house is foreclosed, Chris will lose his sonichu temple and get nothing.
His best option would be to sell the property as soon as possible before its foreclosed and take what he can get, but we all know Chris is not going to do that.
^This. Pet damage tends to trickle down, not up. The subfloor might need replacing in a few places and everything else stripped and sealed before refitting, but that's all. The fire took care of a lot of the previous damage.
Half burned down but then almost completely rebuilt, which means it's at least up to modern building codes.
Most places the fire would have been a catastrophe, but at 14BLC it was actually an improvement.
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I hate to tease the clumsy, misdirected bull that is the US legal system but we all know (knock on wood) that Chris isn’t seeing the outside of a jail cell anytime soon. So probably nothing will happen.
BUT if we were in CWCville, all of Chris’s problems would be solved, the warden would personally escort him back to his rightful castle, and he would happily continue jerking it to My Little Ponychu to his own dying days in the bed where he raped his mother. BARBAYYYYY!
BUT if we were in CWCville, all of Chris’s problems would be solved, the warden would personally escort him back to his rightful castle, and he would happily continue jerking it to My Little Ponychu to his own dying days in the bed where he raped his mother. BARBAYYYYY!
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If Barb dies, the house is done for. Maybe not physically, but he won't be in it. Unless Barb leaves a will, there will be a probate court case, with Chris and Cole as her sons to split the estate (unless other Chandlers and Barb's side of the family start finagling to get in on the action, which I can see they would).
Every case like that would need a named executor or administrator to handle the property, and under the guidelines by the State of Virginia, Chris almost certainly cannot serve as the administrator or executor. So that would leave Cole or a bank, and Cole would probably rather take a loss on the bank's cut than deal with shit directly.
I can't imagine Chris getting close to $35k, there's not enough Optimistic ratings I can give that.
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Those poor souls don't know what they're getting into with buying that house...
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Like everything else in capitalism, the demand for the property will set the price. I wonder if who buys it will be aware of Chris, probably just some real estate professional flipper. If Chris is doing a lot of time in prison when Barb dies, a lot of that property left behind will have Christorical relevance, wheans will wanna buy some of it. I kinda want the infamous gun for my collection TBH. A smart new owner of the house would auction off the personal property in the house for quick cash.
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Bella would probably be able to afford the house
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The house probably smells of shit and piss to the point it sank into the structure and no amount of cleaning will get it out. They'll probably tear the house down and rebuild, or just sell the land.