What is wrong with boomer porn?

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Were they actually gooning to this?
I question this because this style is extremely ugly and disgusting to look at. Why do they always have carrots for nipples poking through the shirt? Why the ugly makeup? Why are the women's faces so tiny and mashed up? Why the grotesque fat bodies? Why the saggy tits?
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For contrast, us zoomers enjoy much more subtle and refined eroticism:
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Did boomers unironically goon to this? Why? If you are a boomer reading this, do you fuck with this shit? Why? Was this stuff skibi rizz and 6-7 back in your days? What do you think caused this? Why are boomers(seemingly) so hungry for fat folds?
 
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This, and a few other of the images in OP, are by Robert Crumb. It’s his personal fetish, muscular women with clunky boots, thick calves, and round asses. He married a woman who looked vaguely like this. This might even be based on her.

As for why it’s all so ugly—porn had a different reputation back then. You had to go to a seedy part of town to see a porno, and sit with other men masturbating in the dark. For the porn itself, production values were low and the technology was primitive. A lot of it was produced by organized crime.

Porn was cheap, seedy, dirty, ugly, tawdry. If someone liked porn, it’s because they found that sexy. They got off on the context, like a heroin user romanticizing the needle.

Porn moves in lockstep with culture. In our culture, we get hypnotized by infinite scroll social media showing impossibly perfect other realities. And so we invent “gooning.” Same thing.
On a side note I always thought Robert Crumb was Jewish like Ralph Bakshi was due to the similar vibe in their work, but no apparently Crumb was just a weird east-coast Catholic guy. He also basically has the same taste in women as the average black man.
 
Nigga you’re not supposed to JACK OFF to Fritz the Cat. You’re supposed to get a boner involuntarily and feel ashamed of it.

Personally I like boomer porn. 1970s era. Was better back then. But I had to give porn up a few weeks ago (recommend it, shits bad for your soul).

Good shitpost
 
On a side note I always thought Robert Crumb was Jewish like Ralph Bakshi was due to the similar vibe in their work, but no apparently Crumb was just a weird east-coast Catholic guy. He also basically has the same taste in women as the average black man.
He married a Jewish woman, and some Jewish artists like Art Spiegelman cited him as a major influence, and he looks like a stereotype of a ratty little Jewish pervert, so I get why people might be confused. And I mean he was a ratty little pervert. But, yeah, Catholic. The Lord works in mysterious ways.

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Pictured: a man who has gotten everything he's ever wanted in the world
 
It's the look of prepubescent girls. I used to prefer it shaven because that's what porn indoctrinated me to prefer until I saw that pointed out.
Listen, I don't want to get too gross about this, but for me, it's a matter of practicality. I'd rather not catch a mouthful of hair when it's cunnilingus time. The presence of pubes don't bother me, but you gotta clean that shit up at least a little bit, if you wanna get yo badussy ate. I'm not about flossing my teeth with the Curly-Q Forest.
 
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