Containment What If?

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris had cancer?

He'd milk that for all the pity points it's worth.
"Mmm, yeah. So all you DAMN, DIRTY TROLLS had better buy my Medallions and Amiibos, and send me Money and Gift Baskets, you Trollin' Stupid JERKS! I am an Autistic Lesbian Tomgirl Tranny who has been Afflicted with Cancer by your Accursed Trolling! And SEGA, the HORRIFIC SIGHT of the Blue Arms upon Sonic the Hedgehog has also clearly contributed to my Cancer, SO CHANGE SONIC'S ARM COLOR BACK NOW NOW NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Apocalypso]

He and the boat would travel around the world beating up MALE JERKS.

Spoiler

What if Chris was the Phantom in The Phantom of the Opera?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris went to space?

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris went to space?

He'd immediately gain his own orbit. Or become Earth's second moon and block out the sun.

What if there was a cult that worshiped Chris as a god?

 

[Betachu]

What if the Chris of March 24th 2005 and the Chris of today switched places?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris got a roommate?

 

[Marvin]

What if Chris got a roommate?

I'd watch that sitcom.

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris got a roommate?

The roommate would leave the second he gets there.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

I'd watch that sitcom.

What if Chris's new roommate was ADF? And Michael Snyder and Mary Lee Walsh were their new next door neighbors?

 

[Marvin]

What if Chris's new roommate was ADF? And Michael Snyder and Mary Lee Walsh were their new next door neighbors?

That would be wacky as shit. I'd get the dvd box set.

 

[Jumpin Jenkins]

He'd immediately gain his own orbit. Or become Earth's second moon and block out the sun.

What if there was a cult that worshiped Chris as a god?

They would put Chris on a golden throne, and she would shit herself and do nothing.

 

[Mick92]

He'd immediately gain his own orbit. Or become Earth's second moon and block out the sun.

"That's no moon, it's a space sperg"

 

[Captain_Asshole]

They would put Chris on a golden throne, and she would shit herself and do nothing.

Death to the false emprah!

 

[Betachu]

What if there was a cult that worshiped Chris as a god?

It's called CWCville, it burned down a few years ago.

What if Chris's arms were blue his entire life and he just didn't notice?

 

[Sonichu Fan]

What if it turned out Barb had a conjoined twin under her lard?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris-Chan became friends with the Irate Gamer?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris-Chan became friends with the Irate Gamer?

Let's face it. Sonic is ruined.

What if Chris appeared in Robot Chicken?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris appeared in Robot Chicken?

It would be a clone of his Family Guy "skitch" but with blue armed dolls and pictures of Hell spawns on pencils and markers.

What if Chris joined the military in time for World War III?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris's life was turned into a musical?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris's life was turned into a musical?

It would be nothing but an extended version of one of his stupid CDs that lasts for about less than 40 years.

What if Chris became a movie star and appeared in the upcoming Sonic movie?