Containment What If?

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a scarecrow?

 

[Lipitor]

What if Chris was a scarecrow?

He'd still have no brain, not much of a change.

Spoiler: Though perhaps he'd be a better singer

 

[GS 281]

What if WikiLeaks dropped the audio of Chris crying over Bob's death?

I don't think that audio exists. I don't think that there really was such a conversation.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris was a scarecrow?

Some evidence suggests that crows may have a sense of humor. Not only would they not be scared of him, but even they'd be trolling him.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris won a trip to Jurassic Park?

 

[CWCissey]

What if WikiLeaks dropped the audio of Chris crying over Bob's death?

We'd know that Julian Assange has no more evidence of governmental corruption.

I don't think that audio exists. I don't think that there really was such a conversation.

Nah Marvin says it's real. I tend to believe him.

 

[ProRosen]

What if Chris won a trip to Jurassic Park?

He would be an autistic Dennis Nedry.

 

[Keerakh]

He would be an autistic Dennis Nedry.

no no no. He'd be hitting on Dr. Sattler and making everyone uncomfortable.

 

[Chris-Chan Cure]

What if Chris dropped the soap...

Spoiler

...in the bathroom?

 

[CornetteFace]

What if Chris had to wrestle Nick F'ng Gage?

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris dropped the soap...

Spoiler

...in the bathroom?

He'd have to pick up some soap first, and I don't think that's ever happened before.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Mike Snyder was actually Chris' biological father?

 

[Lipitor]

What if Mike Snyder was actually Chris' biological father?

Then Barb would be even more of a whore than she already is

 

[GS 281]

What if this is waiting for Chris when he is going to court tomorrow?

 

[CWCissey]

What if this is waiting for Chris when he is going to court tomorrow?

That reporter woman is getting a hot scoop.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris hit on the reporter woman?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris hit on the reporter woman?

SEXIST PIG GETS RIGHTLY TROLLED

 

[Captain_Asshole]

What if Chris had another figure crafting related accident but this time actually managed to chop off a whole limb?

 

[Mick92]

What if the new Sanic Bum ends up being a critical and financial success?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if the new Sanic Bum ends up being a critical and financial success?

Chris will continue to rant about it.

What if Mike Snyder was the fat crazy autistic mother of Chris, Barb was the owner of the GAMe PLACe and Bob was the Pickleman?