Containment What If?

[Marvin]

What if Chris was tolerant of da homos?

He is. So pretty much what you're seeing now at impulse.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris was immortal?

Future generations of trolls would be grateful.

 

[CornetteFace]

What if Barb was actually ADF from the future?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris shat on somebody other than himself?

 

[Bronchitis that Lingers]

What if @Marvin isn't the man in the pickle suit but actually the girl that Chris was going on a date with (Emily?) and the real picklesuited hombre is long gone and that's how Marvin knows so much about Chris because she's actually an honest and caring woman and that just happens to be Chris's thing

What a tweest
I haven't slept yet

 

[AnchuentProphecy]

What if Chris was the antichrist?

 

[Holdek]

What if you gave Chris a cookie?

Would he ask for a glass of milk?

 

[CornetteFace]

What if Chris was the antichrist?

Armageddon would be a lot more autistic

 

[Holdek]

What if you had the powers of God (Ala Bruce Almighty) and you could command Chris to do something?? Would you make his life better for his own good, troll him, make him create more youtube videos, etc.

I would command him to put the in his ass again

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if you gave Chris a cookie?

Would he ask for a glass of milk?

Chris would insult us and complain about the cookie not being his favorite kind, then eat it anyway, and then demand a glass of milk while insulting us again.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris became a doctor.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris became a doctor.

Dr. Do-little-nothing.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris was Wonder Woman?

 

[Cuck Norris]

What if Chris was Wonder Woman?

Instead of a Golden Lasso Of Truth he'd have the Red Attraction Lure Of Fail.

 

[ProRosen]

What if Chris played PC instead of consoles?

 

[Cuck Norris]

What if Chris played PC instead of consoles?

He would be an alpha chad literally drowning in pussy.

 

[Mollybdenum]

What if WikiLeaks dropped the audio of Chris crying over Bob's death?

 

[Molasses Assassin]

What if the Sonichu comics got made into a broadway musical?

 

[Lipitor]

What if WikiLeaks dropped the audio of Chris crying over Bob's death?

The secret reason the Blarms are so pivotal in Christian's mind would all make sense to us.

 

[LiquidCooledGonads]

If Chris died, how would we find out about it?