Containment What If?

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris had two heads?

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris had two heads?

It would be hilarious if one was Classic Chris and the other was Tomgirl Chris. They'd alternate between yelling at each other for being a "homo"/"JERK male" and making out with each other.

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris took Colloidal Silver and his arms turned blue?

 

[Lipitor]

What if Chris had two heads?

I just thought about it. What if one head was autistic and the other wasn't. The normal head was constantly fed up with the autistic head's shit growing up, so he spent the rest of his days trolling the autistic head.

 

[j.peikko]

I just thought about it. What if one head was autistic and the other wasn't. The normal head was constantly fed up with the autistic head's shit growing up, so he spent the rest of his days trolling the autistic head.

a backwards vers of that old scatterbrain song "im with stupid" song about a guy that makes fun of tards, wakes up one day with a 2nd head on his shoulder that's a tard head.

 

[AnOminous]

I just thought about it. What if one head was autistic and the other wasn't. The normal head was constantly fed up with the autistic head's shit growing up, so he spent the rest of his days trolling the autistic head.

So sort of like Zaphod Beeblebrox but less cool.

 

[Apocalypso]

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[Chris-Chan Cure]

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[ToroidalBoat]

arms turned blue

Chris would probably cover his arms with long sleeves or other less normal solutions a lot. Which would still probably be more pleasant to see than the CWC solution for covering the "ugly growth."

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a turtle?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

turtle?

Regular or mutant ninja kind?

 

[Apocalypso]

Regular or mutant ninja kind?

Regular.

 

[GS 281]

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[Apocalypso]

He would be dead.

Then he would go to Rocky for help.

Spoiler

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[ToroidalBoat]

Regular.

Turtles IRL are known to defecate and not accomplish much.

 

[Apocalypso]

Was ist, wenn Chris war Deutsch?

 

[AN/ALR56]

What if instead of Bob,barb died in 2011?
Also what if barb died early in Chris life?

 

[Morbid Boredom]

What if instead of Bob,barb died in 2011?
Also what if barb died early in Chris life?

Bob was a crappy parent. Barb is positively toxic.
Bob was also a tired old man (not an insult, just the reality of the situation) so the money Bob didn't lose to Barb could have been spent on a nanny for Chris -probably just a local woman with empty nest syndrome.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

Was ist, wenn Chris war Deutsch?

SCHWEINISCHER BESCHISSCHEN SLIP

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris and Barb secretly killed Bob?