Containment What If?

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hurpdurpmanguy said:
What if instead of Chris sending glitter in an envelope to SEGA HQ, he sent a bag of dicks?

http://dicksbymail.com
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I think noone would have figured out what the heck he was going on in his smug rant thereafter.
And the forums would have exploded with insane speculation about the nature of the statement "I send them a bag of UGLY JELLY GROWTHS"
 
Apocalypso said:
What if Yucko the Clown interviewed Chris and insulted him non-stop?
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I know this is a pretty commonplace thing to say here, but seeing how Chris is when it comes to face to face interaction, I would say SHIT. HIS. PANTS. AND. DO. NOTHING.

What if Chris had a Million Dollars?
 
What if Chris was hired as the lead role of John Matrix in a remake of Commando? (1985, Arnold Schwarzenegger) I imagine the mall scene would be something to behold.
 
What if Chris did the audio readings for Wikpiedia articles? Would they use his readings?

Debate raged for months on whether or not this obviously autotuned joke reading (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Bhutanese_Passport-1.ogg) was done by a genuine Bhutanese Dzongkha speaker or not. Nobody could verify whether or not that's what a Bhutanese accent sounds like (hint: it isn't). If they considered allowing that, surely Chris's Ruckersvillian drawl shouldn't be an issue.
 
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