Containment What If?

[theobservdr]

We wouldn't call anybody.

True, Reddit or 4chan may have known about it way before, and there would be a few more sonichu comics

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris had the power to split in half and regenerate repetedly? Would he create an army of tomgirl manbabies?

The SPERG-opalypse. Repent people, the end is nigh.

What if Chris was a werewolf?

 

[EI 903]

The SPERG-opalypse. Repent people, the end is nigh.

What if Chris was a werewolf?

There would be even more dog crap on the carpet.

 

[Konstantinos]

What if Chris started getting mysterious phone calls instructing him to put on a rubber Sonichu mask and go out and murder droves of mobsters?

 

[Kecleon]

What if Chris started getting mysterious phone calls instructing him to put on a rubber Sonichu mask and go out and murder droves of mobsters?

He would tell the caller he's WORKIN ON IT, and Hotline CWCville would be a very boring game.

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris was a fan of Lovecraft? Would he make Sonithu?

 

[Big Nasty]

What if Chris is the village idiot of the Internet?

 

[LiquidCooledGonads]

What if Chris is the village idiot of the Internet?

He would have become known to the internet via an ED page about him, followed by years of trolling culminating in him inventing whatever the hell a "Tomgirl" is, while spergs on the Kiwi Farms nitpick about his Facebook p-

Dear lord... It came true!

 

[Coldgrip]

What if Chris was a fan of Lovecraft? Would he make Sonithu?

Close enough really.

 

[Tsukiko]

Close enough really.

PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH SONIC 14BC WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN

 

[GS 281]

What if Chris is the village idiot of the Internet?

What do you mean "What if"?

 

[Cassowary]

What if Chris made a tumblr account?

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris made a tumblr account?

Well, Chris hates men, pretends to be transgender, doesn't have a job, uses autism as an excuse for everything, and draws like a preschooler. He'd fit right in.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris made a tumblr account?

Unknowing SJW's would white knight him and their would be poorly made flower crowns that may or may not be poisonous.

What If Chris's preferred choice of fast food was Subway instead of McDonald's?

 

[Cassowary]

Chris would probably end up becoming fictionkin of Sonichu.

 

[DrunkTails]

Unknowing SJW's would white knight him and their would be poorly made flower crowns that may or may not be poisonous.

What If Chris's preferred choice of fast food was Subway instead of McDonald's?

He'd still be fat. And would most probably be banned from it as well.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris was more opened minded to African American people and culture.

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris had lower functioning autism? What if he had higher functioning Asperger's?

 

[DrunkTails]

What if Chris was more opened minded to African American people and culture.

Do you really want to imagine Chris dressed in what he thinks is african clothing? Or act in african accents?

 

[Konstantinos]

Do you really want to imagine Chris dressed in what he thinks is african clothing? Or act in african accents?

There really isn't a definitive African accent considering how varied the languages in Africa are. Knowing Chris, he'd probably try to pull off a really cringe-worthy Ebonics impression.