Containment What If?

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Distant Stare said:
What if Chris purchased a gun?
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I doubt anyone would sell him a gun, even in the states if you walk into a gunstore trying to buy a gun looking like as much of a trainwreck as Chris and blabbering on about dimensional merges, vast conspiracy theories involving both real people and cartoon characters, talk about how much you hate random people and since this is what Chris likes to talk about I doubt he'd make it to the 4473 and I think his record might flag him but I'm not sure, he does have violent misdemeanors. Remember a gunstore still has the right to refuse any sale for any reason and Chris would probably give plenty of reasons, some people can fake it long enough to get through the 4473 without setting off the batshit bells but that's just not the Chris-chan way.

Private sellers also likely wouldn't want to touch him either since he'd be a high risk of hurting himself or others so most would just say no and those would be the ones not instantly repulsed by him on principle. Illegal gun sellers also wouldn't sell to him because he wouldn't know any of them or anyone in that world.

The real fun would be watching him try to buy one.
 
Ignatius_Reilly said:
What if Bob and Barbra conceived Chris when they were younger?
What if Chris and Bob did something in the "Dream studio"?
What if Barbra was never an abusive mother that loved to hoard?
What if Cole had stable childhood and knew who his father was from the beginning?
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Then we wouldn't be here to ask such questions
 
What if Chris woke up tomorrow as a mentally normal person?
Would he be able to reverse any of the damage he has done to his body? Would he be able to turn his life around?
 
What if...

Since the Dimensional Merge is looking fairly bust, the TTS decide to introduce Chris to the Shin Megami Tensei games, namely, Persona 3? :(
 
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