Containment What If?

[Rikka Takarada]

What if Chris woke up tomorrow as a mentally normal person?

Well for one, he might actually see someone about DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS.

 

[Mick92]

What if Sonic and Pikachu didn't exist and Sonichu was indeed an original creation?

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

WHAT IF Chris actually did go all Jim Jones with this merge, how would he do it? On his own devices, I think he'd be largely unable. Like maybe he'd try and hold his breath. Or take a bunch of titty skittle pills. I guess the real worry would be that the next idiot that implants bullshit in his head decides to go all-in. I don't think he'd walk in front of a bus or jump off a (tall) building but I wouldn't be surprised if someone could get him to down a bottle of Tylenol.

 

[Admiral Rice]

What if Sonic and Pikachu didn't exist and Sonichu was indeed an original creation?

He would be an autism millionaire probably, since I still think that instead of having Sonic OCs we would have Sonichu OCs.

 

[Belmont]

What if the Sonichu comic was more like Harvey Pekar's American Splendor and drawn by Bob Crumb?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris guest-starred on X-Files?

 

[Guts Gets Some]

What if Megan layeth the smacketh down on Chris's candy ass back then?

She'd be a missing person by now.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

What if Chris actually knows the Merge is bullshit and is just fucking with us?
The Julayed has become the Julayer, so to speak.

 

[ON 190]

What if Chris became the head of a major drug cartel?

 

[Moon Jelly]

What if trolls are Chris's only grasp on reality?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris became the head of a major drug cartel?

 

[PT 940]

What if Chris guest-starred on X-Files?

Which episode?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

What if Chris was, in fact, assassinated by the Sonichu OC of a troll?

 

[Apocalypso]

Which episode?

Home.

 

[PT 940]

Home.

I imagine him as Mrs. Peacock

 

[ON 190]

He would make Sonichu crack pipes out of model magic.

Then we see 14 BLC burn down for a second time.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

What if Chris transformed into a loli?

 

[Jeb-sama]

What if Chris actually shut that God damn thing off

Could avoiding the internet have prevented his metamorphosis into the sea hag?

 

[Apocalypso]

I imagine him as Mrs. Peacock

Barb's probably more fitting for that role.

 

[Mick92]

What if Chris sold Seasonal Passes to play Kick the Autistic?