ALL RIGHT YOU FUCKERS, IT'S BEEF WELLINGTON DAY.
Couldn't decide whether to make green peppercorn sauce or a red wine reduction... so I made both. Parboiled some yellow potatoes, then quartered and tossed them in a mix of olive oil and the solids skimmed out of the peppercorn sauce (peppercorns, shallots, garlic, fresh thyme and rosemary sprigs). Baked for 20 minutes until toasty.
Coated the filets in mushroom duxelles, spread the pâte on store-bought puff pastry (because I have made it from scratch before and I cannot emphasize enough how not worth it it is) and wrapped the filets. They're... not beautiful, but hey. Had some leftover pastry that I spread with the remaining pâte and rolled up. Popped everything back into the fridge to cool.
Waited until everyone was over to heat the oven and brush the pastry with an egg wash. Sliced the pâte roll into discs. Baked until the pastry was golden and the meat was the right temp. Once the filets were done, I let them rest while I heated/crisped the potatoes under the broiler.
I am a lame faggot and did not snap any good glamor shots before the zombies descended. You're going to have to take my word for it when I say it kicked ass.