What do you like about Ethan Ralph? - Unironically.

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I like Ralph for his bravery and tenacity. I don't think many others are brave enough to do what he does on camera with the knowledge it will be catalogued and remembered forever. He has no shame and will continue to perform like a circus monkey online until he accidently (or purposefully) kills himself from drugs and alcohol. For example, Ralph sharted himself on livestream. Also, he ate poop from a barely legal mentally ill girl's butthole and uploaded it to the internet himself. Despite both of those things, he is still here. Stunning and brave.
 
I genuinely love Ralph's vocabulary because its 50% shit I've only ever heard my grandma say (ex: "grist for my mill" and calling a woman a "tart" or a "trollop") and 50% 2000s wigger-speak.

Also this clip legitimately makes me laugh out loud every time I watch and its a testament to Ralph's insanity that it's barely a blip on the radar compared to his other unhinged behavior:

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Apart from the entertainment value it provides, his ability to just rage and dig himself into a pit, deeper and deeper, reminds me of the need to remain calm and composed, lest you father two spite babies, leak revenge porn, and get assaulted in a foreign land twice.

The Gunt ,with its hideously textured flesh and bisected form reminds me that the enjoyment of food and alcohol comes with a cost. At the end of the day, the Gunt is a call to moderation in all things.
 
Honestly I used to love watching the killstream. I never watched it for Ralph in particular but I'll give him this, he was really good at getting the right guests on for the right topic. He seems to have completely lost this trait along with his dignity so you couldn't pay me to watch one of his streams nowadays.
 
His alogs manage to be consistently less entertaining and more obnoxious as Ralph has taken a backseat. Ralph has garnered so much hatred that his mere inaction can cause chaos.
 
The way he got so upset at Chrissie Mayr when she read that one superchat about how he made his dying mother hitchhike in the summer heat to her dialysis appointment. She innocently chuckled at the idea, and probably the word "dialysis", and Ralph's broke brain interpreted it as Chrissie knowing full well how he treated his mom, and cackling at the fact that she was dead. Easily one of his best moments for 2022. Rarely have I seen anyone get so worked up about how much they don't care what people say.
 
I like the fact the he absolutely can not control his anger. Rage pigs are fucking hilarious when they oink.
 
I like that he’s a lightning rod that causes natural chaos wherever he goes. He starts fights with creator, he holds grudges, he does stupid shit, and he acts like a scumbag and gets pissed off by trolls. It just fucks and causes chao with every group he’s in, which is great for usually borin content creators.

He also has some fucking hilarious rants. My favorites are the Aydin Paladin, the Oven Door, and the unhinged Rant at Jim and Flamenco at the Killstream Kingpin.
 
>Back when Ralph was at least a functioning drunk, he was more than capable of holding his own in discussions with his guests. He knew when to let them go at it and when it was best to chime in with questions.
This to me is one of the saddest things about Ralph and part of what makes him a lolcow imo. He is entirely capable of not being a giant idiot piece of shit. He can act competently if he wants to. He just doesn't want to. He'd rather be a giant drunk fat idiot piece of shit.
 
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