What cringe things did you do during high school?

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mister meaner
I once squat down and had my pants rip wide and loudly in front of the whole class. Blowout across the entire length of my ass. It was a small class of people I knew somewhat well. I laughed it off, wrapped my jumper around my waist, excused myself from class and had to borrow some pants from the uniform shop. That probably would have been a much worse situation had I panicked, but I’m pretty sure everyone’s forgotten about it since it was only discussed during the day.

also quick fire /that kid/ stories:
- that kid who trooned out and asked most the girls from our year for feet pics after graduating (aforementioned in previous thread, also hooked up with 40 year old men on grinder and tried getting with me)
- that kid who showed his...
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I was into anime and hung out with other anime dorks. We were neckbeards before neckbeards were a trope and wondered why we couldn't find boyfriend free girls. I'm utterly amazed no one in my original friend group trooned but I haven't spoken with some of them in almost 20 years. If this wasn't late 90s/early 00s, someone would have become the boyfriend free girl. All the ingredients were there.
 
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Catler said:
I never went that far, I would try to think of the least attractive person I could in a desperate bid to quell it.

I forgot this was even a thing.
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You guys are reminding me of this greasy white trash kid that smelled like a septic tank who would jerk off under his desk all the time. I kind of wanted to kick his ass but he was so repugnant I was afraid of getting his stank on me.
 
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Shidoen said:
Are those the jeans that look like you can slip your shit out?
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I knew someone who let a turd slip out wearing jncos. We were smoking cigarettes on someone's back porch and this was like second time I ever smoked because I was 11 or 12. I saw this shit nugget roll out from his pant leg and he quickly kicked it into the shrubs. He did it low key and I was the only one who noticed. I start laughing and choke on the smoke in my lungs. I end up puking and everyone makes fun of me for being a bitch. I don't say anything about the poo log because this kid was crazy and older than me. I thought he would kick my ass so I just became the kid that puked because of a cigarette that summer.
 
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Catler said:
I never went that far, I would try to think of the least attractive person I could in a desperate bid to quell it.

I forgot this was even a thing.
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I couldn’t help it, I was hard until I got to school.

I lived in a super rural area, and even though it was a normal sized bus, there was ever only a hand-full of kids on it….I remember tucking it into my waistband until I figured I could just…..take care of it.

Nothing stopped it….nothing, and not only that, I was like 13 so I’d start thinking of things that were sexy to me, and that didn’t help….
 
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JethroTullamore said:
I couldn’t help it, I was hard until I got to school.

I lived in a super rural area, and even though it was a normal sized bus, there was ever only a hand-full of kids on it….I remember tucking it into my waistband until I figured I could just…..take care of it.

Nothing stopped it….nothing, and not only that, I was like 13 so I’d start thinking of things that were sexy to me, and that didn’t help….
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You dont have to jerk off whenever you get a boner, dude
 
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I became an athiest. And I became one due to Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist. The ironic part being his VA Vic Mignogna is a Christian.

I acted like a clown to try to impress and mess with girls I liked.

A cute girl invited me to a social club during Lunch which I went to once, but I decided never to go to again.

I unironically had an argument over intelligence based on knowing how many seasons of The Simpsons there were at the time. Yeah, I don't know either.

I spent most of my lunch time reading manga in the library. On days when the library was closed, I just walked around campus in a large circle, alone with my thoughts and not really talking with or hanging out with anyone.

Despite all of this, some girls told me I was smarter than the other boys. How?
 
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JethroTullamore said:
I couldn’t help it, I was hard until I got to school.

I lived in a super rural area, and even though it was a normal sized bus, there was ever only a hand-full of kids on it….I remember tucking it into my waistband until I figured I could just…..take care of it.

Nothing stopped it….nothing, and not only that, I was like 13 so I’d start thinking of things that were sexy to me, and that didn’t help….
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Sometimes having a boner in class was a blessing, if I urgently needed to pee it would stop me from pissing my pants before I got to the bathroom. You probably know the feeling, you're 5 minutes to the end of class and urgently need to go pee, the 5 minutes of hell as you desperately try to hold your bladder.
 
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Rozzy said:
Sometimes having a boner in class was a blessing, if I urgently needed to pee it would stop me from pissing my pants before I got to the bathroom. You probably know the feeling, you're 5 minutes to the end of class and urgently need to go pee, the 5 minutes of hell as you desperately try to hold your bladder.
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Been there….

I mean, yeah the boner holds the pee in so you don’t embarrass yourself, but than you have to deal with peeing with an erection in a high school bathroom.
 
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Imagine having a pissing kink and then you get turned on by the thought of peeing and then you get a boner and then you lose the boner cause you need to pee and it hurts and then as you’re about to pee you get turned on and then get a boner again and then the cycle repeats
 
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mister meaner said:
Imagine having a pissing kink and then you get turned on by the thought of peeing and then you get a boner and then you lose the boner cause you need to pee and it hurts and then as you’re about to pee you get turned on and then get a boner again and then the cycle repeats
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You don't stop having a boner because you need to pee, you just have to do it very awkwardly. Kind of like a giraffe drinking water.
 
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