What cringe things did you do during high school?

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I once squat down and had my pants rip wide and loudly in front of the whole class. Blowout across the entire length of my ass. It was a small class of people I knew somewhat well. I laughed it off, wrapped my jumper around my waist, excused myself from class and had to borrow some pants from the uniform shop. That probably would have been a much worse situation had I panicked, but I’m pretty sure everyone’s forgotten about it since it was only discussed during the day.

also quick fire /that kid/ stories:
- that kid who trooned out and asked most the girls from our year for feet pics after graduating (aforementioned in previous thread, also hooked up with 40 year old men on grinder and tried getting with me)
- that kid who showed his...
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Teacher made me read aloud to the class, an essay I wrote about Pokemon. The whole class was in hysterics and roaring with laughter at me.

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I was scared of getting changed with all the other guys for gym class and would do literally anything to avoid that situation.
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After starting middle school I was so horrified that I had to change and shower with other guys for physical education class that I went home in tears, at first mom wrote me sick notes excusing me from physical education classes. School got suspicious of the weekly sick notes, contacted my mom and arrangements were made so I could get changed in private in the bathroom stalls. I wasn't the only one, there were another two guys in my class who felt the same.

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Rozzy said:
After starting middle school I was so horrified that I had to change and shower with other guys for physical education class that I went home in tears, at first mom wrote me sick notes excusing me from physical education classes. School got suspicious of the weekly sick notes, contacted my mom and arrangements were made so I could get changed in private in the bathroom stalls. I wasn't the only one, there were another two guys in my class who felt the same.

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I was never able to get excused because you could legitimately fail gym class if you didn’t go and they would not make arrangements. The gym teacher actually found such kids quite amusing and would poke fun at them and try to make it worse.

Eventually I just started getting changed in a bathroom near the gym. It definitely made me the odd kid out and tbh I didn’t know there was a name for this.

I can tolerate those situations as an adult, but I couldn’t as a teen.
 
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My moment I'll share was probably the highlight of my whole time in high school (which goes to show how boring I am as a person). It was near the end of junior year and everyone was lazing about bullshitting in our economics class. I still am a very shy and quiet person, even worse then, so it was pretty shocking to everyone when I got up and went to the front of the class.

And all I said was, " Who wants to touch my penis? Anybody? No body? That's fine, I'll do it myself." Then I left the room.

Apparently, that was enough of a thing that the whole school learned about it...
 
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The Token Ethnic said:
I also really liked ska music at the time.
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I had a quick ska phase. Wore bowling shoes and had a chain belt. It was honestly the best week of HS since I got a ton of attention from girls. Had spikes in my hair. The fucking principle made me stop spiking it up or threatened me with expulsion if I showed up with spikey hair again. Spikey fucking hair. Cockblocker.
 
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Tard rage by throwing desks and chairs.
Skip class to go to library.
Miss every time in archery.
Steal an experiment kit with my friend to make a baking soda/vinegar reaction and get in school suspension for it.
Fail sped math twice.
Change in bathroom.
Fail countless courses.
Get social services called on me bc I wrote an edgy story inspired by Ellen Hopkins on my lit exam. Had to explain I did not in fact live in an abandoned warehouse but a normal ass duplex.
Take more than one useless gym credit where it was only me and another girl and all boys bc there were no good courses left.
Be bullied by teachers (well more middle school)
Screech while banging on the doors of an abandoned/scarcely used bathroom like a crazy person bc I really didn't want to be there.

I honestly regret not being a school shooter.

I'm also against mainstreaming completely, for any disability.
Mainstreaming, in the context of education, is the practice of placing students with special education needs in a general education classroom during specific time periods based on their skills.
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Rozzy said:
Teacher made me read aloud to the class, an essay I wrote about Pokemon. The whole class was in hysterics and roaring with laughter at me.


After starting middle school I was so horrified that I had to change and shower with other guys for physical education class that I went home in tears, at first mom wrote me sick notes excusing me from physical education classes. School got suspicious of the weekly sick notes, contacted my mom and arrangements were made so I could get changed in private in the bathroom stalls. I wasn't the only one, there were another two guys in my class who felt the same.

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If you can't admire your own dick in front of others it's no wonder you bungled reading your pokemon essay.
 
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JethroTullamore said:
For a while in around 9th-10th grade I was spiking my hair and wearing those weird button down shirts with, like, dragons and shit on them. I looked like a dorky Ricky from trailer park boys.

I used to refuse to change in gym too, I’d go hide in the bathroom stall and change.

Grade school was worse, but I think everyone is pretty cringey when they’re that age.
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Remember Jnco jeans? If you do, you probably wore them.
 
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Shidoen said:
Are those the jeans that look like you can slip your shit out?
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They were jeans that looked 10X bigger than they should have been. So I guess shit could slip out and your wouldnt feel it. It was the in thing for stoners to were at the time, and super obese fat chicks, because you could make a tent out of a pair.
 
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-I went thru a "skater boy" phase where I always wore overpriced clothes and shoes from Pac Sun and Journeys etc even tho I wasn't even a skateboarder, I just liked the look.
-I thought it would be a good idea to attempt a pull up on this metal bar thing we had in shop class in front of everyone and I couldn't even do one fucking pull up, which was further compounded by the fact that even the fucking short manlet dudes still managed to do at least one. I was a pretty scrawny dork back then but I still fucking cringe like fuck when I think back to that.
-I was terrified of changing in front of the guys in the locker room so every day after PE class I would just run into a corner of the room that no one used to change back into my normal clothes with the same pair of sweaty underwear on the rest of the day.
-I briefly dated some ugly girl who dumped me for this faggot who looked like your typical acne ridden Hot Topic neckbeard. (Thanks cunt)
-I was a massive Kingdom Hearts and Final Fantasy sperg back then but surprisingly no one ever gave me shit for that.
-Made the mistake of attending one meetup in my school's anime club. I don't know why I thought it was a good idea to hang out in a room filled with a bunch of black belt autists obsessed with Studio Ghibli movies.
 
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Haint said:
They were jeans that looked 10X bigger than they should have been. So I guess shit could slip out and your wouldnt feel it. It was the in thing for stoners to were at the time, and super obese fat chicks, because you could make a tent out of a pair.
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They got a second wind in hot topic when it stopped being street, they just added pointless zippers and weird bondage straps like a final fantasy character would wear.
 
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CowPox said:
No, but one year after going to the beach all summer i noticed the texture of some of my dredlocks changed and on a closer inspection a discovered algae or mold had began to grow on or in them...
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I had dreadlocks for a while as well, eventually they got to be too annoying to care for / wait for 3 hours for them to dry after a shower / have to deal with the itchy head you get.

When I chopped them off I had straight up chunks of solidified oil and skin cells at the roots that I had to comb out, it was a Crisco like consistency that was absolutely vile. Best feeling ever getting rid of that shit. I think that was when I got completely redpilled on suffering for "fashion" or in order to look a certain way. Fuck that shit bro i'm going to wear and do whatever is comfy and everything else can go fuck itself.
 
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VargReallyDidNothingWrong said:
I had dreadlocks for a while as well, eventually they got to be too annoying to care for / wait for 3 hours for them to dry after a shower / have to deal with the itchy head you get.

When I chopped them off I had straight up chunks of solidified oil and skin cells at the roots that I had to comb out, it was a Crisco like consistency that was absolutely vile. Best feeling ever getting rid of that shit. I think that was when I got completely redpilled on suffering for "fashion" or in order to look a certain way. Fuck that shit bro i'm going to wear and do whatever is comfy and everything else can go fuck itself.
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I actually washed my semi frequently but as you said the amount of time it would take them to dry, particularly when i would just tie them up would get ridicules, and what shocked me most when i cut them off was just how heavy those fuckers were, it felt like a ten pound weight was taken off my head, also they may have saved my life once, or at least helped me to avoid serious injury when a friend of mine shook an old tree i was standing under and broke off a widow maker which smashed into my head and put me on my ass, those thick locks of hair cushioned the blow to some extent...
 
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I would spike my hair up with a bit too much gel while wearing my black jean jacket. People said I had a big forehead so I stopped doing that. :(

As far as someone else, the autistic kid picked his nose and then ate his boogers and ate his nails. Said he was “hungry”. He also masturbated in the library which everyone found out about quickly. He played Pokémon in the middle of class, and made Pokémon noises. I remember when I had to work with him in English. He kept looking at discord on his phone when he was supposed to read the short story I wrote and I was supposed to read his. I read his, and he kept looking at his phone instead of reading mine. We had to swap chromebooks for this and I needed mine back, so I told him to read it. He was also obnoxiously loud and distracting in every class he was in, so being in a class with him was certainly special.
 
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Resunoit said:
I would spike my hair up with a bit too much gel while wearing my black jean jacket. People said I had a big forehead so I stopped doing that. :(

As far as someone else, the autistic kid picked his nose and then ate his boogers and ate his nails. Said he was “hungry”. He also masturbated in the library which everyone found out about quickly. He played Pokémon in the middle of class, and made Pokémon noises. I remember when I had to work with him in English. He kept looking at discord on his phone when he was supposed to read the short story I wrote and I was supposed to read his. I read his, and he kept looking at his phone instead of reading mine. We had to swap chromebooks for this and I needed mine back, so I told him to read it. He was also obnoxiously loud and distracting in every class he was in, so being in a class with him was certainly special.
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>discord
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I knew English pretty well (ESL country) and I thought it'd be really cool and quirky if I spoke with a different accent. So I tried learning a bunch, namely Australian, Cockney, Boston, and redneck, using some MP3 voice course recordings for actors that I found god knows where. I stuck with redneck as it seemed the most fun and I spoke like a retard in English class and the non-school English courses I was taking for an entire year. Miraculously no one ever commented on it, other than my friends when I begged them to share their opinion.
 
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