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GluttonousManSlob said:
If Happy Appy was a story about a claymation apple dismantling the cistriarchy and petitioning congress to pass anti-hate speech laws, both of them would eat it up. The real monster of the story is the evil conservative politician who hide tranny porn under his bed and murder tranny hookers out of shame.
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The real monster in the one with the prison tranny redemption was some fucking pot belly goblin creature keeping the kids' souls trapped at the camp in the shadow realm by having their belongings there after it killed them offscreen somehow so it'd likely be equally nonsensical and not a conservative politician. Or some weird stand-in thing like a big orange monster or something.

The happy appy antagonist was also pretty nonsensical because it was just several guys under an alias of what seems to be one guy dressed the same that were supposedly just lackeys for the fat schizo dude who literally gets talked out of wanting to kill people anymore, but it wasn't reddit nonsensical and more just ridiculously overcomplicated retroactive reasoning for earlier elements nonsensical.
 
Edgeymcedgename said:
He dosen't have a deep voice.
He dose do horror stuff and I have no idea where the shoeonhead comparison came from. If it helps, this used to be a fan thread(it kinda is in some respects) then he started seething about Ai.
He's also friends and dose a show with the hideous fat fuck meat canyon(he said fuck Ice not to long ago and does Ren and Stimpy looking animations, safe edgy shit) people on this thread are basically wondering when he'll fuck up and become a lolcow.
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DOES*** NIGGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GluttonousManSlob said:
If Happy Appy was a story about a claymation apple dismantling the cistriarchy and petitioning congress to pass anti-hate speech laws, both of them would eat it up. The real monster of the story is the evil conservative politician who hides tranny porn under his bed and murders tranny hookers out of shame.
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Was the White Supremacist episode really that bad or is this just unrelated GG2016 politisperging? I didn't listen to it for obvious reasons.
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Honestly surprised its only the fourth least-watched episode ever. On another note, I had no fucking idea that puppet video existed. These feel like Creepcast videos I would like, imagine in a dream? None of these episodes or stories look like they should exist. I'm assuming they're all clock-in-clock-out r/NoSleep slop they could record real quick for when they didn't have a good episode
 
SoberHeart said:
Was the White Supremacist episode really that bad or is this just unrelated GG2016 politisperging? I didn't listen to it for obvious reasons.
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The story is literally that bad and can be summed up really briefly in one small textwall.

Guy went to christian camp BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY A NEO NAZI WHITE SUPREMACIST CAMP IN DISGUISE and then got bullied by a kid who was secretly gay for him. They have a vote on what camper to murder and have it called "the wild hunt". He eventually winds up in prison not for the child murder but because of like hate crime shit after a career of white supremacy KKK type of shit, and then immediately disavows all his neo nazi ideals and prejudices ON THE SPOT because a black tranny called him a "pretty white boy". He then returns to the camp after it's abandoned and the other kids died offscreen with their souls trapped there forever and they're like alls ad and shit but then try killing him despite his bully who's some unholy cronenberg creature for no real reason now tells him that he needs to get the personal belongings of the campers out of the camp to save everyone. The mastermind behind this is not a fucking big spooky demon like it gets hyped up as but a literal fucking pot bellied goblin that's also framed as the scariest thing ever.
 
The Lawgiver said:
The story is literally that bad and can be summed up really briefly in one small textwall.

Guy went to christian camp BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY A NEO NAZI WHITE SUPREMACIST CAMP IN DISGUISE and then got bullied by a kid who was secretly gay for him. They have a vote on what camper to murder and have it called "the wild hunt". He eventually winds up in prison not for the child murder but because of like hate crime shit after a career of white supremacy KKK type of shit, and then immediately disavows all his neo nazi ideals and prejudices ON THE SPOT because a black tranny called him a "pretty white boy". He then returns to the camp after it's abandoned and the other kids died offscreen with their souls trapped there forever and they're like alls ad and shit but then try killing him despite his bully who's some unholy cronenberg creature for no real reason now tells him that he needs to get the personal belongings of the campers out of the camp to save everyone. The mastermind behind this is not a fucking big spooky demon like it gets hyped up as but a literal fucking pot bellied goblin that's also framed as the scariest thing ever.
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Sounds like it was written by a faggot
 
I would have thought that the part about the black trans woman was making fun of the magical negro trope if the author hadn't written a bunch of other stories that they'd read on the podcast. It's just so fucking threadbare, he wrote a prop instead of an actual character. It's my choice for their worst episode, although I do like the thumbnail (just because it's hilarious that they plastered their logo onto a skinhead)
 
Clyde Cash's Left Teste said:
Most Internet horror is really lame stuff and SCP always kinda sucked
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They ran out of good stories like a year in, and for some reason refuse to do anything but reddit slop. They could pick up some of the thousands of short horror stories going around in print, do some effort and get stuff from other languages and cultures, but no, they are lazy faggots who instead read whatever reddit slop got more upvoots or whatever criteria they use.
 
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TheMonkeyMan said:
One old public domain book that I've seen people say they should do is The House on the Borderland, which has a weird psychedelic sequence that was decades ahead of its time. Also, I want to see Hunter as one of the pig-men from the story in the thumbnail.
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so a short google search shows, both Poe and Lovecraft are public domain, and that's which authors I can recall of the top of my head. I'm sure there's more than enough to cover over 2 years worth of material without focusing too much on a single style or author. You can style sprinkle in reddit shit that actually good, or that's so bad its funny.
There's also plenty of short films on youtube I'm sure they could get permission to cover.

P.S.; the king in yellow is also public domain, it's a bunch of short stories too.
 
A ghoul teaching his son said:
so a short google search shows, both Poe and Lovecraft are public domain, and that's which authors I can recall of the top of my head. I'm sure there's more than enough to cover over 2 years worth of material without focusing too much on a single style or author. You can style sprinkle in reddit shit that actually good, or that's so bad its funny.
There's also plenty of short films on youtube I'm sure they could get permission to cover.

P.S.; the king in yellow is also public domain, it's a bunch of short stories too.
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I would love if our modern day autistic Abbot and Costello tackle classic Poe. Tell Tale Heart, The Raven, A Dream within a Dream, Annabelle Lee, etc. I think they'd especially have fun with The Tell Tale Heart. Or The Fall of The House of Usher. Hunter would especially like that I think.
 
Crypt Kicker said:
I would love if our modern day autistic Abbot and Costello tackle classic Poe. Tell Tale Heart, The Raven, A Dream within a Dream, Annabelle Lee, etc. I think they'd especially have fun with The Tell Tale Heart. Or The Fall of The House of Usher. Hunter would especially like that I think.
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"Isaiah, what if instead of a heart it was a cock? What if it was a big, fat cock thumping under the floor? Would that get your ass pussy wet, Isaiah?"

"Oh, Hunter. You're so irascible. It's so silly that you insinuate I like being passed around like a party favor by burly gay men."

"Hey. Hey, what if Poe died because he got high on hotboxing farts? What if he died on a park bench because he liked sucking down stinky farts from fat guys like me?"

"Well, as long as he didn't commit any mortal sins like upvoting AI cat videos or saying mean things about gay people, then he had nothing to worry about."
 
strumpets exeunt said:
"Isaiah, what if instead of a heart it was a cock? What if it was a big, fat cock thumping under the floor? Would that get your ass pussy wet, Isaiah?"

"Oh, Hunter. You're so irascible. It's so silly that you insinuate I like being passed around like a party favor by burly gay men."

"Hey. Hey, what if Poe died because he got high on hotboxing farts? What if he died on a park bench because he liked sucking down stinky farts from fat guys like me?"

"Well, as long as he didn't commit any mortal sins like upvoting AI cat videos or saying mean things about gay people, then he had nothing to worry about."
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I laughed until I realized how accurate.
Now I'm just depressed.
Never mind. These fucking degenerates don't deserve the works of Edgar Allan Poe.
Poe married his 13 year old cousin when he was 27 and he's still less of a degenerate.
 
TheMonkeyMan said:
One old public domain book that I've seen people say they should do is The House on the Borderland, which has a weird psychedelic sequence that was decades ahead of its time. Also, I want to see Hunter as one of the pig-men from the story in the thumbnail.
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Can confirm that The House on the Borderland is a fun read. William H. Hodgson had an amazing imagination, but his writing can be a real slog to get through. The unabridged version of The Nightland feels like pulling teeth. The phrase 'I ate some of the pills and drank some of the water' is permanently burnt into my memory.
 
GluttonousManSlob said:
Can confirm that The House on the Borderland is a fun read. William H. Hodgson had an amazing imagination, but his writing can be a real slog to get through. The unabridged version of The Nightland feels like pulling teeth. The phrase 'I ate some of the pills and drank some of the water' is permanently burnt into my memory.
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I loved (hated) the constant mentioning of how fit and strong and quick and handsome he was in the proto-isekai
 
SoberHeart said:
On another note, I had no fucking idea that puppet video existed. These feel like Creepcast videos I would like, imagine in a dream? None of these episodes or stories look like they should exist. I'm assuming they're all clock-in-clock-out r/NoSleep slop they could record real quick for when they didn't have a good episode
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I liked the puppet story fine, the episode had a second story that wasn't very good though, by the Point Pine author. The second story was basically a girl who dated a guy for a while that then decided to troon out and steal all her friends so she became a TERF and started calling for TTD. Kind of amusing but I can only assume that's not what the author was actually going for

The puppet story had a living costume that I think ate kids. Seemed like everyone in the town, or at least the adults who went to the protagonist's school, knew the puppet was real. Bullied kid who always read alone under a specific tree during recess disappeared, leaving behind his blood-and-shit stained clothing. Protagonist started reading under the same tree out of mild guilt, puppet starts talking to her and following her and despite all the hard evidence that obviously freaks out the adults everyone refuses to deal with it or even admit it's real and they keep trying to gaslight her into thinking she's the one planting all the evidence
 
TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve said:
The puppet story had a living costume that I think ate kids
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Wasn't that the plot of some old movie? It was called Clown, about some dude that put on a clown outfit because an actual clown canceled on his sons birthday but the "costume" was actually the skin of some clown demon or something and it forced the dad to go around killing and eating children
 
Crypt Kicker said:
Wasn't that the plot of some old movie? It was called Clown, about some dude that put on a clown outfit because an actual clown canceled on his sons birthday but the "costume" was actually the skin of some clown demon or something and it forced the dad to go around killing and eating children
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I'm pretty sure the costume itself was just supernaturally alive, I think it had to trick/convince people into putting it on so it could eat them and it did that by being nice to them. It's been a long time since I listened to that episode and I don't remember how it ended but the missing kid was just dead, not possessed or anything
 
TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve said:
I'm pretty sure the costume itself was just supernaturally alive, I think it had to trick/convince people into putting it on so it could eat them and it did that by being nice to them. It's been a long time since I listened to that episode and I don't remember how it ended but the missing kid was just dead, not possessed or anything
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Ahh. That sounds interesting, I remember listening to the bit of the kid reading under the tree, but that's it. I'll have to check into it again.
 
A ghoul teaching his son said:
They ran out of good stories like a year in, and for some reason refuse to do anything but reddit slop. They could pick up some of the thousands of short horror stories going around in print, do some effort and get stuff from other languages and cultures, but no, they are lazy faggots who instead read whatever reddit slop got more upvoots or whatever criteria they use.
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They're sick of the reddit stories too. I think that's why they've been branching out into more stories from creepypasta.org and the creepypasta wiki. But let's be real, regardless of the site of origin, 99% of these stories are dogshit. Most people aren't really watching for the stories, they're watching for the banter.
 
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