Weird News

Swedihsh man dies after having se with a hornbets nest.

I felt it needed to be said. http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/467900/20130515/man-sweden-dies-sex-hornet-s-nest.htm Also,

His body was found by a neighbour, who said Hasse was so swollen he initially mistook him for a whale carcass.

What the fuck? How do you mistake a human for a whale ever?!

 

[Teddy]

http://www.youngcons.com/walking-dead-actor-absolutely-loses-it-on-nyc-subway/

Geez.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/ne...onoured-practice/story-fni0cx12-1227335151442

 

[Linako 2.0]

Antisemitism could be recognized as "international crime" with extradition to Israel
Attorney Alan Baker, Israel's former ambassador to Canada and a legal adviser to the Foreign Ministry wants antisemitism to be treated as an international crime. In a new Israeli initiative, Baker is proposing that international courts be used to combat global hate crimes against Jews. Baker has drafted an international convention calling on the "Prevention and Punishment of the Crime of Antisemitism." The Convention, which is drafted in the manner of classical international anti-terrorism treaties and those for other crimes, will allow countries to cooperate and exchange information with others, in order to extradite those suspected of acts that meet the definition of antisemitism…

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Antisemitism could be recognized as "international crime" with extradition to Israel

Oh god I read autism instead of antisemitism. I'm so used to see autism here that I automatically see every word that ends with "tism" as autism.

 

[ZehnBoat]

i wonder how many people will use this as an excuse to be a lazy ass to their children?
while there are stories of people who work almost all the time, and can still find time for their kids.

 

[AnOminous]

Anyone who doesn't want their children to have an advantage, "unfair" or otherwise, over other children, is a shit parent.

 

[exball]

Antisemitism could be recognized as "international crime" with extradition to Israel
Attorney Alan Baker, Israel's former ambassador to Canada and a legal adviser to the Foreign Ministry wants antisemitism to be treated as an international crime. In a new Israeli initiative, Baker is proposing that international courts be used to combat global hate crimes against Jews. Baker has drafted an international convention calling on the "Prevention and Punishment of the Crime of Antisemitism." The Convention, which is drafted in the manner of classical international anti-terrorism treaties and those for other crimes, will allow countries to cooperate and exchange information with others, in order to extradite those suspected of acts that meet the definition of antisemitism…

Spoiler: Good Goyim

 

[Alex Krycek]

Apparently Chris was a bit of a trailblazer with the attraction sign.

http://www.aol.com/article/2015/05/...-at-intersection-to-find-dream-girl/21180362/

 

[Teddy]

I hope that this is staged. Shows how little an average American knows about their history.


http://www.infowars.com/ve-day-americans-dont-know-what-world-war-ii-was/

 

[Arctic]

Apparently /pol/ was right again.

 

[AnOminous]

Apparently /pol/ was right again.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iTAQwq9bHD8

Why does this autist repeat the exact same thing twice? Also, this sounds slightly convincing until you actually look up this Jonathan Butler dude on IMDB and he's just a guy who wrote three of the episodes. He didn't create the series. I know these /pol/lacks don't get out much but script writers are as low as you can get on the TV totem pole and still even be on it.

 

[JU 199]

Guy sounds like a prick.

 

[littlebiscuits]

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/06/n...e-is-gone.html?smid=fb-nytimes&smtyp=cur&_r=0

I love this article. It makes me so curious to find out more about this guy!

the TL;DR? A guy spends 713,975 dollars on a fortune teller who promised him a sweetheart-from-the-ground-up.

 

[exball]

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/10/w...with-euro-and-france-is-not-pleased.html?_r=0

Bravo Belgium.

 

[Marvin]

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/06/n...e-is-gone.html?smid=fb-nytimes&smtyp=cur&_r=0

I love this article. It makes me so curious to find out more about this guy!

the TL;DR? A guy spends 713,975 dollars on a fortune teller who promised him a sweetheart-from-the-ground-up.

Ahaha, shit, I'm in the wrong business.

I'm gonna start selling holy water.

 

[exball]

Crowdfunding a porno movie in space
http://boingboing.net/2015/06/11/crowdfunding-a-porno-movie-in.html

This is why aliens and God don't talk to us.

 

[Marvin]

Crowdfunding a porno movie in space
http://boingboing.net/2015/06/11/crowdfunding-a-porno-movie-in.html

This is why aliens and God don't talk to us.

... by pioneering a one of a kind mission to defy gravity ...

All I could think of was that quote from Chris' godawful rule 34 (not safe for anyone) where Rosechu said "come on, big man, defy your gravity!"

 

[Teddy]

Fairly old (2012), but still strange.

http://www.p4rgaming.com/pokemon-creator-admits-games-aimed-towards-satanists/

Maybe that's why my parents hated the games. Have a feeling it's fake though.

 

[Marvin]

Fairly old (2012), but still strange.

http://www.p4rgaming.com/pokemon-creator-admits-games-aimed-towards-satanists/

Maybe that's why my parents hated the games. Have a feeling it's fake though.

Ahaha, I love this post.

Like, p4rgaming was started by a Chris troll. They're actually pretty successful, actually. /v/ and other places fall for its articles fairly frequently. It kind of aims to be the onion, but for gaming. (But a lot more obscure.)

I'm tickled every time I see someone reference it.

 

[XYZpdq]

Crowdfunding a porno movie in space
http://boingboing.net/2015/06/11/crowdfunding-a-porno-movie-in.html

This is why aliens and God don't talk to us.

I'm surprised they don't just film on the Vomit Comet like Apollo 13.