Weird News

Swedihsh man dies after having se with a hornbets nest.

I felt it needed to be said. http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/467900/20130515/man-sweden-dies-sex-hornet-s-nest.htm Also,

His body was found by a neighbour, who said Hasse was so swollen he initially mistook him for a whale carcass.

What the fuck? How do you mistake a human for a whale ever?!

 

[Queen of Tarts]

I know that is at least a 4 month old bit of news, but that's just nasty.

At 26, you're still pretty young looking. Well, if you don't smoke. It's nice that she takes precautions but depending on the guy, I doubt lavender will get rid of that spermy stench completely.

 

[CatParty]

http://www.live5news.com/story/2631...ter-writing-threatening-message-on-assignment

 

[Trombonista]

http://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/11529089.Desperate_Darwen_burglar_violated_teddy_bear/

 

[Trombonista]

http://news.yahoo.com/truck-containing-36-000-pounds-crisco-stolen-172817539.html

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

http://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/11529089.Desperate_Darwen_burglar_violated_teddy_bear/

A little late for this, but... http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/walmart-stuffed-animal-defiler-657903

 

[Watcher]

 

[QueenMegan]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...stuffed-animals-in-compromising-position.html

 

[Dollars2010]

Parents' horror after 'Evil Stick' toy for toddlers reveals picture of a young girl slitting her wrists with a knife

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I don't know if it qualifies as "weird" but the ESA recently landed a probe on a comet:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philae_(spacecraft)

 

[Guardian G.I.]

A mysterious flash illuminated the skies near Sverdlovsk, Russia recently.

 

[AnchuentProphecy]

This is old but one of my favorites

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ieves-bargain-stumbling-secret-SAS-drill.html

 

[Space_Dandy]

I know that is at least a 4 month old bit of news, but that's just nasty.

At 26, you're still pretty young looking. Well, if you don't smoke. It's nice that she takes precautions but depending on the guy, I doubt lavender will get rid of that spermy stench completely.

As long as you have a good diet and don't eat crap junk food and smoke, it usually doesn't have a stench. Supposedly this guy she's getting it from is a fitness buff so it wouldn't surprise me if it worked out for her. But yes, regardless it is totally wrong.

 

[Trombonista]

Dutch man injured by scooter launched by pop-up toilet

 

[Enjoy your spaghetti]

http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2014...to-sue-chinese-restaurant-after-4-overcharge/

http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/232314/twin-sisters-in-florida-fight-over-vibrator-boyfriend/

 

[Enjoy your spaghetti]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-Creed-frontman-fled-home-shirtless-bike.html

 

[Trombonista]

Buildings evacuated after marriage proposal goes awry

She said yes anyway.

 

[LegoTugboat]

Chinese thief stores 2000 bras in crawlspace, breaks roof.

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2014/12/...as-so-huge-it-broke-the-building-he-lived-in/

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

http://www.nbcnews.com/business/consumer/keurig-recalling-nearly-7-million-coffee-makers-n273641
Not really "weird" news, but my inner ween was amused.

 

[Watcher]

Man buys penis enlarger and gets a magnifying glass instead

 

[Trombonista]

Man buys penis enlarger and gets a magnifying glass instead

The story was a hoax.