Weightlifting for Kiwis - Discussion and support regarding the art of swole

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Do you guys not use the 5 pound plate trick? Just roll the inner most weight up on a 5 pound plate so you can load the weight
The 5/10 lb plates at my gym are shaped weird. They're kinda domed plus the weird handles on the larger plates make it so they'll roll back and off to balance since they're not totally round. I do know what trick you're talking about though.
 
If you have a power rack just set the catch rails at the 2nd/3rd lowest setting. If you’re using a strait bar the bottom of 45 plate should barely kiss the ground. This makes it really easy to load up. If you’re dead set on using a hex frame invest in a Jack
 
If you have a power rack just set the catch rails at the 2nd/3rd lowest setting. If you’re using a strait bar the bottom of 45 plate should barely kiss the ground. This makes it really easy to load up. If you’re dead set on using a hex frame invest in a Jack
It's the gym's bar not mine. I just use the trap bar for shrugs because a straight bar makes me roll my shoulders too far forward (shoulder injury). This works fine considering I have to deadlift it up and I don't really want to deadlift more than the mid 300s without going through a whole warmup and deadlift session. (And I deadlift with a normal deadlift bar anyways)
 
why is protein powder $90 when it used to be $65 lol

Also is there any difference between 0.8g of protein per lb of bodyweight vs 1g of protein per lb of bodyweight (1.8g/kg and 2.2g/kg for you Eurotards :smug:) in terms of muscle gain?
I aim for 200g at 175lbs of bodyweight for insurance, but I've found a lot of sources saying even 1g/lb is overkill and I should probably only need 140g of protein a day.
 
why is protein powder $90 when it used to be $65 lol

Also is there any difference between 0.8g of protein per lb of bodyweight vs 1g of protein per lb of bodyweight (1.8g/kg and 2.2g/kg for you Eurotards :smug:) in terms of muscle gain?
I aim for 200g at 175lbs of bodyweight for insurance, but I've found a lot of sources saying even 1g/lb is overkill and I should probably only need 140g of protein a day.
More is better, so as much as your stomach/intestines allow. I believe that's what the studies conclude, but I just listen to my body. When I'm not eating high amounts of protein, I don't see or feel gains. When I have too much protein (for me, approaching 200g), I'm pooping piles and my farts are lethal. I'm happy somewhere in the middle, which for me is 100-150g at 200lbs. The only two meals I'm consistent with are:
- 30g for breakfast
- 75g protein shake after working out

I just cook meat-centric dinners, snack when I want, and don't count calories/macros. The mirror, my energy through the day, and the numbers on the bar tell me if I'm doing it right.
 
My new schedule

Monday: Max one rep deadlift once in front of a cute woman. Go back to the locker, shove a bar of soap in my ass, stare at the water but don't get in it, wrap a towel around myself, look wistfully at my locker, then get dressed.
Tuesday: Benchpress and shoulder press 3x10. Do 185 on the bench and think "Ehhhhhaaaa.... you know what would be great? A pizza" - Don't wash my hands and go to the first bar to get pizza and shots.
Wednesday: Cardio day, do a 500m row and fart all over the seat. Go over to the cable machine and do pulldowns on the lightest weight and then take a 45 minute shower for real this time to work up my log hours.
Thursday: Front box squat and lat raise, make sure to injure myself so I hopefully don't have to go back next week and take some time off.
Friday: Do bicep cable curls while screaming incoherently to noone. Do one leg press rep on each machine and don't put back the weights.
Saturday: Cheat day - Eat an entire sheet cake and mix it with meth.
Sunday: Put a bunch of straps on the pull-up bar and pretend I am on some kind of trampoline. Shove tiny little bobby-pins and stuff into the weight holes at the ab crunch machine.

Feels pretty good.
 
Anybody got good recipes for the cut? I need more inspired ways to eat shrimp and chicken.

This is my first time trying an actual cut and the protein : calorie ratio can be such a bitch to coordinate correctly.
 
why is protein powder $90 when it used to be $65 lol
Because retards will pay $90 for what's essentially an industrial byproduct of the dairy industry.
I aim for 200g at 175lbs of bodyweight for insurance, but I've found a lot of sources saying even 1g/lb is overkill and I should probably only need 140g of protein a day.
Misread your post. I've always used 1.5-2g per kilogram as a rule of thumb and it's seemingly worked OK. I do not like to eat 6 chicken breasts per day so doing insane protein numbers like people post is hard. With protein shake supplementation 1.5g per kg is easily doable.
What happens if you lift for 1 hour ~3x a week?(1 h for each day.)
Nothing? 1 hour isn't that much and 3 days a week leaves you a lot of rest time. I would do 6 days a week at 1 hour but that's just me.
 
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walked past a bunch of broccoli-haired zoomers, one of them was showing his abs and the others were taking turns rubbing them what the fuck man
then the guy next to me was doing quarter squats and didn't have any clamps on his bar, one of his 25lb weights fell of the bar and almost landed on my fucking phone on the floor. does he rerack? NO he asks me to put the fucking 25lb back on his bar. i do so and tell him to fucking rerack. does he? NO he makes me adjust the weights on the OTHER side of his bar that are also falling off. at this point im about to just fucking shove him back into the rack, he does one more quarter squat THEN reracks and goes into "bro im sorry bro is your phone ok bro its all good bro"
next time this shit happens im just gonna stare at the guy until he stops being retarded and put the fucking weights down
 
he makes me adjust the weights on the OTHER side of his bar
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that's the part where you tell him to get his head out of his ass before you stick your foot up there as well
 
would getting any kind of massage help with lifting? right now my neck, shoulders and lower back are very tight. it just seems like it'd be a waste of money for short-term relief.
 
I think I gave myself some soft tissue damage in my hand after punching an inanimate object (I am very smart). Maybe a bone bruise. I don't think I fractured or broke anything. Taking ibuprofen. Hurts when I do a "motorcycle revving movement" or make a tight fist. I've circled the localized source of pain in my hand. My small knuckle is swollen but doesn't seem to have any issues.

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Thank you for reading my self-rehab nano-blawg
 
Thank you for reading my self-rehab nano-blawg
If the pain only happens due to certain motion, then not doing that motion for somewhere around a week results in full recovery; if not, then track improvement and where it stops. Painkillers might reduce ability to tell if you're damaging it.

Based on spot it's pretty unlikely you actually broke something.
 
If the pain only happens due to certain motion, then not doing that motion for somewhere around a week results in full recovery; if not, then track improvement and where it stops. Painkillers might reduce ability to tell if you're damaging it.
Naw I'm rehabbing immediately. I can't allow my tendons or ligaments to heal into a limited range of motion. I'm just going to to keep doing my regular forearm/wrist/finger stretches/warm up routine, probably even more than usual. I could also use a band to specifically target the "motorcycle revving" motion.
 
does anyone here know if rucking is a good exercise? I was thinking, because my only leg exercise is wall sits which I fucking hate, I would employ the fatass method of developing strong legs and just walk everywhere with like a weighted vest or smth.
 
walked past a bunch of broccoli-haired zoomers, one of them was showing his abs and the others were taking turns rubbing them what the fuck man
Are you sure you are not at a gay bar?
Naw I'm rehabbing immediately. I can't allow my tendons or ligaments to heal into a limited range of motion. I'm just going to to keep doing my regular forearm/wrist/finger stretches/warm up routine, probably even more than usual. I could also use a band to specifically target the "motorcycle revving" motion.
you should be fine icing it and taking it easy for a week. Fucked up my hands like that boxing all the time and I can still grip a bar/a coffee mug, my weiner etc.
does anyone here know if rucking is a good exercise? I was thinking, because my only leg exercise is wall sits which I fucking hate, I would employ the fatass method of developing strong legs and just walk everywhere with like a weighted vest or smth.
IMO just leg press. Or squat. Or bike inside. Or row, even. Rucking is nice but the effort to be outside and in nature takes more willpower then sitting down on a leg press and listening to podcasts for ten minutes.
 
What happens if you lift for 1 hour ~3x a week?(1 h for each day.)
Started this at home about 2 years ago. Currently have a dummbell routine for Monday/Friday and a barbell for Wednesday. I'll do some cardio Tuesday/Thursday and rest Saturday & Sunday. Between that and changing my diet around dropped ~150 pounds. Don't use any heavy weight either bought two of those dumbbell/barbell combo things you've seen at Walmart.

Not really anything worth bragging about compared to most in this thread but my physical and mental health have improved significantly since I started so if it's something you want to try I say go for it.
 
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