Was Ethan a good boy this year? - Christmas predictions, hopes, and dreams

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This thread is rediculous!

Ralph would never spend money on a Christmas tree, it would be too expensive for him.
 
It’s sad that we all know he’s not buying shit for his son’s first Christmas. Even a lot of deadbeat dads come through for Xmas to look good or have something positive to point to later on. But not Ethan Ralph! Why buy gifts for your only child when you could be losing that money on betting apps? And as any soccer mom can tell you, those purses at the mall aren’t going to buy themselves.
 
Near said:
All Ralph wants for christmas is for Jim to be on his stream again
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Well, Jim already said he himself would do a stream this Christmas, so this is already not happening.
 
My prediction is Ralph will wake up after binging on Makers Mark and Xanex at 1pm while his Trad Horse GF cooks a microwave Christmas Dinner. Ralph will be all depressed because of his mum and the inability to see his son open his presents on his Christmas.

Him and Pantsu will trade gifts they got each other. There will be a lonely gift left under the tree which Ralph will ignore because it will be from Gator.

After drinking and popping pills he will ignore his trad wife and sit online reading the mean things we say about him. He will probably stream and embarrass himself.

I hope he does stream because it will show how lonely and desperate he actually is.
 
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