Was Ethan a good boy this year? - Christmas predictions, hopes, and dreams

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On the first day of Ralphmas, the ay-lawgs sent to me,
The Dick Show tweeting at me!
On the second day of Ralphmas, the ay-lawgs sent to me,
Two bastard sons, and the Dick Show tweeting at me!
On the third day of Ralphmas, the ay-lawgs sent to me,
Three bottles of pain pills, two bastard sons, and the Dick Show tweeting at me!
On the fourth day of Ralphmas, the ay-lawgs sent to me,
Four restraining orders, three bottles of pain pills, two bastard sons, and the Dick Show tweeting at me!
On the fifth day of Ralphmas, the ay-lawgs sent to me,
FIIIIVE EARS OF COOOOORN!
Four restraining orders, three bottles of pain pills, two bastard sons, and the Dick Show tweeting at me!
On the sixth day of Ralphmas, the ay-lawgs sent to me,
One May a-neighing, five ears of corn, four restraining orders, three bottles of pain pills, two bastard sons, and the Dick Show tweeting at me!
On the seventh day of Ralphmas, the ay-lawgs sent to me,
Seven bottles of Maker's, one May a-neighing, five ears of corn, four restraining orders, three bottles of pain pills, two bastard sons, and the Dick Show tweeting at me!
 
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All Ralph wants for christmas is for Jim to be on his stream again
 
Buffalo Chicken Sandwich said:
I don't think Ethan was a good boy this year.
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NONESENSE !!!

Ralph has been a good boy this year and I have the checklist to prove, the faggot !

  • He has been a good cuck, got felted and findom at the casinos. The waitresses at the casino with big tits say the ralphamale has been a good boy.
  • He threatened many people this year on the webz. Surfer, PPP, @NibbaBibba, @PhoBingas, @Haru Okumura, @MeltyTW and yours truly destroyed by the ralphamale himself one by one.
  • He still believes MeltyTW is Ivy Clover, Ivy Clover says piggy has been a good boy.
  • He fought those trannies for the honor of his trusty steed.
  • He flagged that bitch @Fslur to save the kill report brand.
  • He flagged the faggot Josh Moon for offending gator's feefees and even wore the Josh Moon kid diddler hat. Josh Moon has gone on the record to say Ralph has been a good boy and a Josh Moon super fan.
As you see, aylawgs. Ethan Oliver Ralph has been a good boy and Santa should bring him a coupon where he gets free coke and Maker's Mark for a year. Santa is a western civilization and white race savior just like randyboi and dingy, he watches the kill report !!!
 
LAST CHRISTMAS
AH GABE YEW MAH SHART *brrrrappppp*
BUT DA VERY NEXT DAY
YEW GABE IT UHWAY
DIS YEAR
BECAUSE AH'M A QUEER
I'LL GIVE IT TO MANTSU PEDO *muffled neighing*
 
He made a horse happy by eating quite a lot of cows in front of her, and I hear cows are the natural enemies of horses.
 
If
-Getting charged with revenge porn.
-Harrassing your ex who is also the mother of your child
-Declaring Josh Moon his blood enemy
-Showing up to Digibro's house to get in a white trash gunt off with its inhabitants
-Burning bridges with Rand, Reiketa, and many others
-Hosting a 24 hour fuck Trovo stream after getting banned off the platform
-Defending hanging a puppy from a chair and putting them in an oven.
-Dating and getting engaged to a pedophile troon.
-Gambling away his fiancé's and upcoming daughter's money away in vegas 4th and soon a 5th time.
-Lying about the security breach and what personal info was leaked of his paypigs from secureserver
-Scamming his audience with secureserver subs.
-Cheating on Pantsu with Guntisa4letterword and attempting to with Shitty Panties Alice.
-Attempting to interview Chris Chan to get back at his blood enemy
-constantly smoking pot
-Laughing at the destruction of the friendship of PPP and Surfer
-not getting vaxxed to see his dying mom
-No paying Andy to host the show
-DMCAing many creators like Sunrise productions, Pho, Tea Clips, and Josh.
-Almost killing someone in a car crash since he was constantly looking at his phone.
-Scamming his audience with a Christian Crowdfunding site requesting 10k, then selling an NFT he got as a gift for free to someone for 10k, then planning to waste it all in vegas.

all became prime qualifications for Santa's nice list, then yes, Guntlestiltskin was a good boy this year
 
Mr. Manchester said:
Ralph will probably have to spend Christmas with May this year.

Poor guy...
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you mean Chanukah

NibbaBibba said:
Ralph did so many excellent things this year, that I don't even remember when this happened or what happened.
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with ppp he threatened to hunt him down and slit his throat, odysee approved threats of violence from a jan 6th insurrection supporter tied to some of the head organizers under fed investigation btw

edit wait a hot minute did we not realize how suspicious it was that fat fuck ralph dropped the bitcoin right before feds pounced on that case?
 
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