Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

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Solomon Steen is a great name and he already has my vote. Does he at least live in the district?
 
Solomon Steen is a great name and he already has my vote. Does he at least live in the district?
Yes indeed!
Also he has been elected before, although just to head a committee at Our Revolution Massachusetts!
Also, he was the most instrumental person in making sure Brianna did NOT get endorsed by Our Revolution! Which ought to get him at least a few Kiwi votes :)
 
Yes indeed!
Also he has been elected before, although just to head a committee at Our Revolution Massachusetts!
Also, he was the most instrumental person in making sure Brianna did NOT get endorsed by Our Revolution! Which ought to get him at least a few Kiwi votes :)

Okay you convinced me. I'm in. Does he want to run?

What about Michelle DuBois? Isn't she from Brockton? I think who ever wins needs to win strong in Brockton.
 
Okay you convinced me. I'm in. Does he want to run?

What about Michelle DuBois? Isn't she from Brockton? I think who ever wins needs to win strong in Brockton.
He's thinking about it.
Michelle would probably want to go smaller like State Senate but you should tell her your idea. She's pretty cool in my book.

I think she lives in Abington now but she knows Brockton really well still.
 
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Good lord an honest progressive candidate swooping in and getting all the buzz in that race would drive Wu insane. I don't know the chances of anyone winning but it does seem like Lynch should be challenged. If Brianna Wu can get 20% of the vote, imagine a sane person running.

Also how much does she owe you?
 
Not a very good one, he's young and inexperienced.
Nevertheless, I bet he gets twice as many votes as Brianna while raising 1/5th as much money or less.

He'll certainly do better if he's prepared to put in some work.

Maybe suggest to him that, starting early next year, he should find a champion in each of the major towns in the district's local Democratic scene to talk him up among their friends and acquaintances. Get interested people registered on a mailing list or facebook group and start having little 4/5 people coffee klatches at local starbucks or equivalent on weekends. Wu's problem was she only ever had one message for people which was "gib money plox" because money was all she cared about. If this dude can find the core volunteer leader/organisers during 2019 he'll be well positioned to start a proper campaign, and then you can hit up the people who are already enthused about his bid for money if he needs to.
 
Now I am moving on to Unreal Engine and 3D programming.
This will be the last version of Waste Wars in Game Maker which will have any expanded new content.
Y'all were right. Game Maker is crap. Unreal Engine is better. Game maker was a good bridge in order to learn object oriented programming, but I've had it with them. There may be updates to Waste Wars "classic", mostly to get rid of crashes and other bugs of that nature, in order to show it around as "proof of concept".
But the next thing on the horizon is Waste Wars Unreal. Taking the plunge!
Here is today's version of Waste Wars "classic":
https://www.patreon.com/posts/21508668
@Jaimas
It will probably still crash a lot. There will be updates to fix crashes, if there's interest in that. Probably. But OMG Game Maker does not respond satisfactorily to user problems. And you can't upload internal videos without a hack. And the latest version does not upload new sound files for some users, which has not been addressed in days since the release. And it puts all games in a zip file with a sketchy looking exe file... IDK.
If you have recommendations about Unreal let me know. It seems very huge and vast.
 
In one post Warren demonstrated more gamedev knowledge than Wu ever did*

*Thats not saying a lot though, where do you even try to "upload" "internal" videos to? And other game maker users do not appear to have problem with zip files.
 
Now I am moving on to Unreal Engine and 3D programming.
This will be the last version of Waste Wars in Game Maker which will have any expanded new content.
Y'all were right. Game Maker is crap. Unreal Engine is better. Game maker was a good bridge in order to learn object oriented programming, but I've had it with them. There may be updates to Waste Wars "classic", mostly to get rid of crashes and other bugs of that nature, in order to show it around as "proof of concept".
But the next thing on the horizon is Waste Wars Unreal. Taking the plunge!
Here is today's version of Waste Wars "classic":
https://www.patreon.com/posts/21508668
@Jaimas
It will probably still crash a lot. There will be updates to fix crashes, if there's interest in that. Probably. But OMG Game Maker does not respond satisfactorily to user problems. And you can't upload internal videos without a hack. And the latest version does not upload new sound files for some users, which has not been addressed in days since the release. And it puts all games in a zip file with a sketchy looking exe file... IDK.
If you have recommendations about Unreal let me know. It seems very huge and vast.

Relax man, I've played Nintendo Nightmare, this isn't my first Game Maker rodeo.

I'll check it out when I get home.
 
*Thats not saying a lot though, where do you even try to "upload" "internal" videos to? .
I have no idea, I just started, but my friend Scott figured out how to play videos on a surface in one of his games in Unreal Engine, so I'm sure I'll be able to borrow his code, or whatever plugin he used or whatever?
 
Now I am moving on to Unreal Engine and 3D programming.
This will be the last version of Waste Wars in Game Maker which will have any expanded new content.
Y'all were right. Game Maker is crap. Unreal Engine is better. Game maker was a good bridge in order to learn object oriented programming, but I've had it with them. There may be updates to Waste Wars "classic", mostly to get rid of crashes and other bugs of that nature, in order to show it around as "proof of concept".
But the next thing on the horizon is Waste Wars Unreal. Taking the plunge!
Here is today's version of Waste Wars "classic":
https://www.patreon.com/posts/21508668
@Jaimas
It will probably still crash a lot. There will be updates to fix crashes, if there's interest in that. Probably. But OMG Game Maker does not respond satisfactorily to user problems. And you can't upload internal videos without a hack. And the latest version does not upload new sound files for some users, which has not been addressed in days since the release. And it puts all games in a zip file with a sketchy looking exe file... IDK.
If you have recommendations about Unreal let me know. It seems very huge and vast.

Did you know that Brianna is the self-proclaimed "expert of Unreal Engine"? Surely she would be able to help you!

(Disclaimer: She can only offer assistance if you need help placing disco lights around your environment, thus blinding your users)
 
Did you know that Brianna is the self-proclaimed "expert of Unreal Engine"? Surely she would be able to help you!

(Disclaimer: She can only offer assistance if you need help placing disco lights around your environment, thus blinding your users)
Since she was against giving me "tech support" even to help her campaign have a functioning calendar, I would venture to guess I have a snowball's chance in hell of any Unreal Engine support from her. Which is fine because I learned more about programming by googling tutorials than I ever did from the "Godzilla of tech".
Same goes doubly for politics.
Also I got formally asked to be on a national TV show yesterday, so I may surpass her soon even in the "gets in national media" department :)
 
Also I got formally asked to be on a national TV show yesterday, so I may surpass her soon even in the "gets in national media" department :)

Just promise me when you're elected to congress you'll thank Wu in your acceptance speech for showing you exactly what not to do.
 
Since she was against giving me "tech support" even to help her campaign have a functioning calendar, I would venture to guess I have a snowball's chance in hell of any Unreal Engine support from her. Which is fine because I learned more about programming by googling tutorials than I ever did from the "Godzilla of tech".
Same goes doubly for politics.
Also I got formally asked to be on a national TV show yesterday, so I may surpass her soon even in the "gets in national media" department :)

When you say "formally asked", was the letter addressed to Mr Warren Lynch esquire and signed off with Your most humble and obedient servant?

If it wasnt you were casually asked.

Fucking colonials.
 
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Since she was against giving me "tech support" even to help her campaign have a functioning calendar, I would venture to guess I have a snowball's chance in hell of any Unreal Engine support from her. Which is fine because I learned more about programming by googling tutorials than I ever did from the "Godzilla of tech".
Same goes doubly for politics.
Also I got formally asked to be on a national TV show yesterday, so I may surpass her soon even in the "gets in national media" department :)
The fact I'm speaking in front of 2 people, two..... on sunday and you get on TV...

Well life isn't fair cheers to you Warren. :drink:
 
I have a better idea, Warren: shoot identity politics in the fucking head and burn its corpse.

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What did Kavannagh lie about such that it would merit his disqualification, Warren? How about serial liars who spout politics agreeable to yours?

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I have a better idea, Warren: shoot identity politics in the fucking head and burn its corpse.

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What did Kavannagh lie about such that it would merit his disqualification, Warren? How about serial liars who spout politics agreeable to yours?

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