Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

[Keep Yourself Safe]

We're not trolls, Warren. "No trolling plans." Call us what we are: a humble New Zealand agricultural collective.

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You know what the old adage says Warren, "you lie down with Gamer Gaters, you wake up with autism"

 

[Norvic]

Hey @W person cow I think they might be talking about you.

So, what do you think about Wu's fantasy dream team of campaign manager, finance director and press secretary before this year's elections even happen?

 

[Sissy Galvez]

That Brian guys is a weirdo tranny chaser. What a gross individual.

Hey @W person cow I think they might be talking about you.

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So, what do you think about Wu's fantasy dream team of campaign manager, finance director and press secretary before this year's elections even happen?

What are the names of John’s 3 dogs again? Campaign Manager Rocket, Finance Director Kablam, and Press Secretary Splat reporting for “doody” from John’s nightmare torture basement.

 

[W person cow]

Hey @W person cow I think they might be talking about you.

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So, what do you think about Wu's fantasy dream team of campaign manager, finance director and press secretary before this year's elections even happen?

Haha wait til she hires Brian and finds out what he's REALLY like.
That guy makes me look stable, makes Brianna look kind and empathetic, and makes Ted Cruz look like a Bernie Bro.

 

[Norvic]

I'm reminded. What with you being the Wu campaign's resident pothead and legal weed proponent, did Wu ever bring up that she used medical marijuana with you or did she talk about what dispensary she used?

It's a claim that's kind of popped up out of nowhere recently, and I'm wondering if it was a spur of the moment inventions like a lot of the tall tales that comprise the Wu lore.

 

[W person cow]

I'm reminded. What with you being the Wu campaign's resident pothead and legal weed proponent, did Wu ever bring up that she used medical marijuana with you or did she talk about what dispensary she used?

It's a claim that's kind of popped up out of nowhere recently, and I'm wondering if it was a spur of the moment inventions like a lot of the tall tales that comprise the Wu lore.

Yes she uses non-psychoactive CBD oils for her PTSD. Does not smoke pot that I am aware of.

 

[Norvic]

Yes she uses non-psychoactive CBD oils for her PTSD. Does not smoke pot that I am aware of.

Huh. That's somewhat surprising.
It's just that her story now is that she was in therapy for PTSD caused by gamergate, but she's also said she was in therapy for PTSD before gamergate even started. Clearly there's something screwy about this story, but if she has an actual prescription then there must be some underlying truth. I can't work out what the on earth the trauma she supposedly suffered before gamergate was though. I know I still have anxiety dreams about university exams I was severely under prepared for. Maybe 10 years of that and you're pissing yourself like a first world war veteran.

 

[AprilRains]

I don't think it's hard to get a prescription for CBD oil.

 

[Four-Wheeled Fedora]

I don't think it's hard to get a prescription for CBD oil.

It's legal you can buy it at most hippy health food stores. Hell, I can get it at my grocery store.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

I don't think it's hard to get a prescription for CBD oil.

Prescription nothing. You can buy it at vape shops.
@W person cow please, please tell me she's fucking vaping CBD. That'd just be the cherry on top of this fake "badass gamer chick" image she tries to cultivate.

Does she chuck them fat clouds, broseph? Does she have a cool new subohm mod you gotta check, brah? She running that thing at 1 million watts, bruh?

Whatever god oversees dumb internet bullshit, please, let this be a thing.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I can't work out what the on earth the trauma she supposedly suffered before gamergate was though.

I'd say "waking up on the operating table in Thailand", but there's no way he could have gone 10 years without an "As a victim of medical malpractice...." anecdote.

 

[AnOminous]

I can't work out what the on earth the trauma she supposedly suffered before gamergate was though.

Back at Ole Miss, John apparently had some wild tale about being stabbed in the head and lost his memory. Perhaps some actual physical trauma of some sort happened. Perhaps it didn't. But John has been telling stories like this for a long time.

He lived in the building behind mine and would blast Madonna constantly and would leave all of his windows and balcony completely open while he danced. I remember he had some sort of girlie looking dog that always had a "someone please rescue me from this freak" look on its face. We called the dog Precious because of its similarity to the dog in Silence of the Lambs and Flynt's similarity to Buffalo Bill. I remember he went through rush in either '02 or '03 and told us some off the wall story that he used to live in DC and that he had gotten stabbed in the back of the head during a mugging and had completely lost all of his memory, including his name. Totally not surprised that he ended up having a sex change.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

How much does Brianna still owe you/have you spoken with her about it since you stopped working for her? If she's already talking about hiring a staff for her 2020 run, don't you think it's fair she finishes paying anyone who helped her in 2018?

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

"I still shake like a dog shitting razor blades when I remember that moment I woke up on the operating table after I had my dick removed urinary tract disorder corrected. The PTSD is why I vape!" - John, probably

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Never mind "the left can't meme", I don't think the left even owns a single fucking copy of Photoshop among them.

 

[W person cow]

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Yeah we get it, the left can't meme.
Now about that CBD oil...
How does she take it? We're dying to know.

 

[W person cow]

Yeah we get it, the left can't meme.
Now about that CBD oil...
How does she take it? We're dying to know.

Good question! She didn't say. Could be a ruse and maybe she secretly mainlines centipede exoskeletons directly in the eyeball.

 

[Kosher Dill]

maybe she secretly mainlines centipede exoskeletons directly in the eyeball.

You've been reading Frank's diary again, haven't you?

 

[Plissken]

Huh. That's somewhat surprising.
It's just that her story now is that she was in therapy for PTSD caused by gamergate, but she's also said she was in therapy for PTSD before gamergate even started. Clearly there's something screwy about this story, but if she has an actual prescription then there must be some underlying truth. I can't work out what the on earth the trauma she supposedly suffered before gamergate was though. I know I still have anxiety dreams about university exams I was severely under prepared for. Maybe 10 years of that and you're pissing yourself like a first world war veteran.

Fucking what? PTSD caused by GAMERGATE? Are you shittin' me?
That's the most retarded thing I've read all week. How the fuck do you get PTSD from people saying mean things to you online unless you are five years old? (Even then, you wouldnt get PTSD, but I was emphasizing a point)
She reminds me of that fat bitch, Melody Hensley; I remember nothing but disgust was thrown her way for making such ridiculous claims.
It's assholes like her and Brianna that make people take PTSD much less seriously (Even though they shouldn't. Genuine sufferers of PTSD are really fucked up in the head, a damn tragedy)