Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

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W person cow said:
Also she's the best of 3 evils.
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You keep saying that like you know how she's going to act in office.
Your candidate seemed to think having office hours an hour a day was great public service.
Remember buddy preferential tax and hiring policys for the tech industry, Brianna wants to be nothing more than to be Apples bottom bitch.
 
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Actually it's kind of considered poor form to interfere with John's affairs because it's very :epik:-ish, Warren. If anything, everybody who regularly posts in the thread gets a pat on the back for restraining themselves and leaving you, and by extension John's campaign, up to your own devices.
 
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
John offering to work an hour a day? Are you out of your mind?

It was an hour a week.
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That's a whole hour a day her phone would be used for something other than twitter or funneling cash into microtransactions
That's a pretty big deal for Brianna
 
FYI Indivisible Canton MA is now texting for Brianna. They just texted me saying they hope I vote for her. Although I'm in the wrong district.
 
lol Warren what makes you think that "fake progressive" is a category that does not overlap with any of the others you mentioned?

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Kroster said:
I was going to vote for you, Warren. I even had your full name and address written down on a post it. But then I lost the post it and I didn't have time to look your information up again. Next time if you run I'll vote for you.
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Don't worry it's not your fault, someone with a real Facebook account should have popped up and given you the information when you needed it.
 
Props to Jorden Ridenhour for having more "balls" than any of you dudes on my wall, despite being a lady. Brianna is now an asterisk on my list, with no (W)
Just in time for the polls to close!
 
W person cow said:
Props to Jorden Ridenhour for having more "balls" than any of you dudes on my wall, despite being a lady. Brianna is now an asterisk on my list, with no (W)
Just in time for the polls to close!
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If John really does run again for 2020, are you going to expose him to all the progressive groups that you've poisoned with his name?
 
W person cow said:
Exactly. "It is better to light a candle than to curse the darkness" :)
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Looking at the current polling results, really, how much worse would you have done running on your own? You actually press the flesh, participate in the process, make connections. With Stee helping you to organize, I bet you'd have beaten Wu's totals.
 
W person cow said:
Yup. Nobody non-anonymous questioned it because y'all are a bunch of hypocritical diaper babies. :biggrin:
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"Nobody took the bait to dox themselves to me, so I'm going to keep my endorsement for a candidate that's already lost, and I'll broadcast it to the 40 stoners and burnouts who still listen to me."

Whelp, when you're beat, you're beat. You got us, bud.
 
Dr. Boe Jangles Esq. said:
"Nobody took the bait to dox themselves to me, so I'm going to keep my endorsement for a candidate that's already lost, and I'll broadcast it to the 40 stoners and burnouts who still listen to me."

Whelp, when you're beat, you're beat. You got us, bud.
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Actually some lady kiwifarmer did out themselves, and I rescinded the endorsement just like I said I would.
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By the way, I would like to thank the Academy for Brianna's current 24% of votes.
The "anti-Lynch vote" is 18%
5% voted for Voehl. 18-5=13
so Wu got 24%. 13 were the automatic "anti lynch vote".
The other 9% were either my campaigning, or Wu's. Considering we all know who did more work, I would say that means I got her...
a bump of 9%. In other words I increased her vote totals by about 70%, getting her about 5,000 extra votes.
While being paid shit money. Doh!
But also, you're welcome :) :)
And all you jokers who thought she couldn't crack 10%, nyah nyah!
And it didn't give her control of the FBI either. Lynch still got 70%
I'm excited to see what I can do for an ACTUAL progressive next time! Although they will have to ACTUALLY pay me on time, this time lol.
Cheers to all your fun Kiwi jokes and memes :)
 
W person cow said:
Actually some lady kiwifarmer did out themselves, and I rescinded the endorsement just like I said I would.
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By the way, I would like to thank the Academy for Brianna's current 24% of votes.
The "anti-Lynch vote" is 18%
5% voted for Voehl. 18-5=13
so Wu got 24%. 13 were the automatic "anti lynch vote".
The other 9% were either my campaigning, or Wu's. Considering we all know who did more work, I would say that means I got her...
a bump of 9%. In other words I increased her vote totals by about 70%, getting her about 5,000 extra votes.
While being paid shit money. Doh!
But also, you're welcome :) :)
And all you jokers who thought she couldn't crack 10%, nyah nyah!
And it didn't give her control of the FBI either. Lynch still got 70%
I'm excited to see what I can do for an ACTUAL progressive next time! Although they will have to ACTUALLY pay me on time, this time lol.
Cheers to all your fun Kiwi jokes and memes :)
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You have a lot to be proud of in terms of dragging Wu kicking and screaming toward way more votes than she had any right to.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
If John really does run again for 2020, are you going to expose him to all the progressive groups that you've poisoned with his name?
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Probably not because she will shoot herself in the foot again with outrageous snobbery and get circa 20% again, or even less.
Although, who knows what the future will bring? :)
 
W person cow said:
Probably not because she will shoot herself in the foot again with outrageous snobbery and get circa 20% again, or even less.
Although, who knows what the future will bring? :)
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You might seriously consider the future bringing you. Can't always guest star in your own life, son. Take that 20% for yourself, and more besides.
 
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