Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

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Those survey questions/answers are amusing. I especially liked "I changed my mind, and admitted being wrong" to the Bernie loyalty pledge.

This is my favourite bit:
"I have been offered a lot of campaign funding by corporations"
*cough* BULLSHIT *cough*

For future reference @W person cow it's ok if a bit cliche to claim "I won't take corporate cash!" if you're making a virtue of a necessity because no corporation would ever offer you a dime, it's quite another thing to straight up lie about all the corporate cash you're refusing.
 
The extra funny part is that Massachusetts candidates are barred by state law from taking money from corporations :)
This is my favourite bit:
"I have been offered a lot of campaign funding by corporations"
*cough* BULLSHIT *cough*

For future reference @W person cow it's ok if a bit cliche to claim "I won't take corporate cash!" if you're making a virtue of a necessity because no corporation would ever offer you a dime, it's quite another thing to straight up lie about all the corporate cash you're refusing.

This was probably the strangest experience I had during the entire campaign. Even weirder than the turtle bagel incident in Canton.
This guy lives in Ward 2, and in 2019 I think I want him to be my campaign manager.
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Is this guy actively trolling us? If he is I have to say... well played, sir, well played.
 
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lol fucking delayed Stockholm syndrome

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Its gotta be a difficult place for Warren.
He went to such efforts to sell Brianna to his "revolution" buddies, his BernieCrats and any rando who would listen without doing any due diligence on who Brianna was and what she stands for (spoilers - nothing).
On the one hand he could do the brave thing and say "look guys i was mislead, sometimes something that's acts progressive isnt, I sold you a lie, won't get fooled again" but he's choosing to go the :anna: route.
That said he'd rather people waste a vote on Brianna than that mean old Stephen Lynch .
 
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he's choosing to go the :anna: route

The ripple effect of this cowardice is amazing. Now any organisation that endorses John is forever tainted as one who chose to put their money on the lol-cow. I hope you didn't give too much of a shit about Local Berniecrats @W person cow because anyone who does their homework on your former boss is going to find themselves quite reluctant to associate with them anymore.
 
The ripple effect of this cowardice is amazing. Now any organisation that endorses John is forever tainted as one who chose to put their money on the lol-cow. I hope you didn't give too much of a shit about Local Berniecrats @W person cow because anyone who does their homework on your former boss is going to find themselves quite reluctant to associate with them anymore.

Warrens like one of those mom's that signed up all their friends to a pyramid scheme then one day after being told by pretty much everyone it was a scam finally works it out for themselves.
They have a couple of options
1: never see the other mom's again hope they forget their money
2: keep the faith and insist it's not a scam
3: sign up new suckers to recover the losses and rob Peter to pay Paul
because admitting the mistake isn't going to happen.
Except in this case the pyramid scheme calls you a gender queer gamergater and it's friends try and cuck you in public
 
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Local Berniecrats is one of the most no-money DIY of the Bernie endorsement groups. They are known for endorsing extreme fringe candidates and people who have a very low chance of winning, but who will answer a very exacting questionnaire and basically sign a pledge saying they will vote basically in lockstep with Bernie forever and ever.
I guess I kinda got a kick out of making Brianna pledge to do that without even reading it lol.
20% or so of their candidates win, but they are scrappy and I like them. But nobody thinks they are some kind of guru or anything.
I do think she is the least of three evils in this situation. I'd vote for the idiot who will vote for single payer to get popularity over the two idiots who won't. If a real progressive ran against her, at this point I'd campaign for them though.
And I am proud of my hard work, which I think is worth bragging about. Plus I think Bill Cimbrelo is much more progressive than his opponent, and I helped him get his too.
Plus there's the added fun that it made Brianna have to pretend she likes me while gritting her teeth, lol.
Plus if she did get elected and didn't do Berniecrat things, as we all theorize she probably wouldn't, the questionnaire would be a fun thing to hold over her head and point to :)
The only other organization that endorsed her is VoteProChoice, who will endorse anybody they believe will vote pro choice. Which Brianna probably will, whatever else one thinks of her.
And Sam Hammar's endorsement was very carefully worded, saying something like "I want women to run for office, such as Brianna Wu."

Warren smug-hearted the endorsement post...:heart-full:.

Sad he deluded those Berniecrats into buying in on John's failed con though.
They were not deluded. I talked to a guy from Local Berniecrats and he said they read the lolcow wiki and the kiwifarms thread, and they argued about her for months, and decided to endorse her because her opponents never reached out to them, and they think her opponents "suck". Which I agree with them on. But they warned me about Brianna, same as DSA did. I should have listened way back then and saved myself a whole bunch of work for back pay that never materialized :/

Warrens like one of those mom's that signed up all their friends to a pyramid scheme then one day after being told by pretty much everyone it was a scam finally works it out for themselves.
They have a couple of options
1: never see the other mom's again hope they forget their money
2: keep the faith and insist it's not a scam
3: sign up new suckers to recover the losses and rob Peter to pay Paul
because admitting the mistake isn't going to happen.
Except in this case the pyramid scheme calls you a gender queer gamergater and it's friends try and cuck you in public
Lol I didn't sign up any new anybody. If she gets 20% of the vote instead of 18% that hurts no one. And maybe it helps Stephen Lynch decide to rethink his DINO BS one iota maybe.
But I definitely did not and would not, at this point, in any way recommend anybody *work* for Brianna. My buddy from Weymouth knows the score on that one, and he spreads the word with my Bernie peeps in that regard. Big time. And I am glad I warned him beforehand, even though he didn't listen right away.
 
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They were not deluded. I talked to a guy from Local Berniecrats and he said they read the lolcow wiki and the kiwifarms thread, and they argued about her for months...they warned me about Brianna, same as DSA did. I should have listened way back then and saved myself a whole bunch of work for back pay that never materialized :/

John is a power-hungry empty stained dress of a misanthrope. He is best kept far away from the ability to inflict any more suffering on those who have no connection to him through the use of actual power of authority because he is so committed to lying every time he removes the snarl from his face to speak. Who in MA-08 upset you so much as to wish such a horrible fate on the residents there as being represented by the likes of John Walker Flynt?

Actually, wait until after the primary, so you can answer honestly, Warren. I know you're kid gloving the campaign until it gets put down at the ballot box once and for all, and I can respect that, even if I don't particular want to purchase what you're trying to sell me right now.
 
You may not like Lynch's politics and that's fair enough but grow the fuck up dude. Lynch has decades of leadership and political experience. John has nothing to show for himself after twenty years and more than half a million dollars. Recall the way that John treated you but then multiply that by a million if John were actually in charge of anything. You cannot just wish that away because John says he loves da pee-oh-cees.
 
Haha like Lynch treated me better. And did you seriously make the "experience" argument in 2018?
Brianna isn't a good candidate. It's just that I've endorsed "blank" over Stephen Lynch for years and will continue to. And Mothman makes Brianna look competent. If Vermin Supreme were in the race, I'd vote for him.
 
Yes I did make the experience argument where one end of my yardstick consists of a college dropout, liar, scammer, and all-around failure with zero experience or credentials. If none of that has any meaning to you, then like I said: you're fucked. Keep on losing and enjoy it.
 
You're hitching all the local progressive wagons to an eleven foot tall hobgoblin because you're afraid that @RepStephenLynch is going to rape you in the ass when you go to sleep. I'm not going to waste any more keystrokes explaining this shit to you.
 
Local Berniecrats is one of the most no-money DIY of the Bernie endorsement groups. They are known for endorsing extreme fringe candidates and people who have a very low chance of winning, but who will answer a very exacting questionnaire and basically sign a pledge saying they will vote basically in lockstep with Bernie forever and ever.
I guess I kinda got a kick out of making Brianna pledge to do that without even reading it lol.
20% or so of their candidates win, but they are scrappy and I like them. But nobody thinks they are some kind of guru or anything.
I do think she is the least of three evils in this situation. I'd vote for the idiot who will vote for single payer to get popularity over the two idiots who won't. If a real progressive ran against her, at this point I'd campaign for them though.
And I am proud of my hard work, which I think is worth bragging about. Plus I think Bill Cimbrelo is much more progressive than his opponent, and I helped him get his too.
Plus there's the added fun that it made Brianna have to pretend she likes me while gritting her teeth, lol.
Plus if she did get elected and didn't do Berniecrat things, as we all theorize she probably wouldn't, the questionnaire would be a fun thing to hold over her head and point to :)
The only other organization that endorsed her is VoteProChoice, who will endorse anybody they believe will vote pro choice. Which Brianna probably will, whatever else one thinks of her.
And Sam Hammar's endorsement was very carefully worded, saying something like "I want women to run for office, such as Brianna Wu."


They were not deluded. I talked to a guy from Local Berniecrats and he said they read the lolcow wiki and the kiwifarms thread, and they argued about her for months, and decided to endorse her because her opponents never reached out to them, and they think her opponents "suck". Which I agree with them on. But they warned me about Brianna, same as DSA did. I should have listened way back then and saved myself a whole bunch of work for back pay that never materialized :/


Lol I didn't sign up any new anybody. If she gets 20% of the vote instead of 18% that hurts no one. And maybe it helps Stephen Lynch decide to rethink his DINO BS one iota maybe.
But I definitely did not and would not, at this point, in any way recommend anybody *work* for Brianna. My buddy from Weymouth knows the score on that one, and he spreads the word with my Bernie peeps in that regard. Big time. And I am glad I warned him beforehand, even though he didn't listen right away.
How does she think she can run again in 2020 when no one will work for her campaign?

The absured delusions are a result of her rampant narcissism.
 
How does she think she can run again in 2020 when no one will work for her campaign?
The absured delusions are a result of her rampant narcissism.
Anybody with enough ego and/or money can run. They just don't necessarily get any votes :)
You're hitching all the local progressive wagons to
By calling her a giant douche and telling everyone not to work for her? Haha tell me another one :)

I've been making the experience argument for years, it's tried, tested, and true. Come back when you've been making the inexperience argument a few more election cycles.
Lolwhut. An "inexperience argument"? When people are dissatisfied with government (such as now), they tend to vote for somebody new. Some people complain that it makes people "stupid" that they don't always vote for the incumbent. But frankly, those people suck :)

you're fucked. Keep on losing and enjoy it.
I love when you know I'm right and you descend into nonsensical rage, and pee all over yourself. Call me a "soyboy" again, will that help?
 
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Haha now I'm "losing" some imaginary race of some kind because I said Brianna was a giant douche in a race with two turd sandwiches. Okay buddy. Good luck explaining what exactly I'm "losing" lol.

Did you miss the point of that episode
The point was Stan was right NOT to vote
If all the choices are bad then your only to blame if you make a bad choice.
Your BernieCrats would have actually made a point by not endorsing ANY candidate but now they are the ones supporting policys like giant moon rock defence, giving Brianna control of the FBI, tax breaks for the tech industry and forgetting the constitution when it's convenient.
For a group so opposed to the 1% they would be getting into bed with its three luxury car owning biggest fan, a progressive everyman who spends more a month in microtransactions in mobile games thand the average US family spends on rent or food.

By calling her a giant douche and telling everyone not to work for her? Haha tell me another one :)

Please show any evidence you are using a
platform telling people not to work with Brianna other than bitching to your girlfriend. You had a chance to make a point at the recent panel you claimed to arrange for her.
You even had a replacement lined up for yourself when you left.

Haha like Lynch treated me better.
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Warren your missing a point, Stephen Lynch doesn't have to treat you in anyway special. He doesn't have to debate you or be your friend and after you accused him of murder it would be within reason to you have escorted away by security everytime he sees you.
But Brianna was your employer and there is a basic duty of care she has to an employee, fair wage, fair hours and safe work environment. When you leave a job your boss shouldnt go to your peers and tell them they only hired you cause your a fruit and you left after you converted to gamergate via a storm front message board.
At the end of the day you claim they both shit talk you behind your back now.
 
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