Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

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AnOminous said:
It might be part of it. I'm not a neurologist or anything. It seems deliberate that he makes these expressions at all, though. The most recent was when he was actually posing for a picture.
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I've seen him do it on videos when the interviewer compliments him or goes through his (fictional) biography, like a little snarl of pleasure. I don't think they're deliberate, I think that's just how he smiles.
 
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
Has John threatened to have you whacked if you continue to open cans of nasty worms that he prefers remain burried in his back yard along with the pets and transgender hobos he's killed?
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No. I heard she said some pretty nasty stuff behind my back, but I haven't heard what it was. Maybe something about how
"White men inherently don't see neo-nazis as dangerous, and all Bernie Bros are sexist, so it's natural that Warren would end up with GamerGate. But it's sad because the only reason I gave him a job was because he's an oppressed genderqueer and I wanted to give him a chance. This is why you should never give anyone a chance or be nice to them." And then #TheMadFracker will chime in about how racist I am for not wanting to interrupt a room full of people having a serious discussion about criminal justice in poor black neighborhoods, and suddenly ask them all to endorse Brianna, like he said I should. And how I'm a deluded psycho Bernie Bro, and they'll have a good laugh about how stupid and racist Bernie Bros are, and he'll try and stick his hand up Brianna's skirt or something.
Or who knows what. He tried to propose to my girlfriend right in front of me one time and Frank was there, and he gave me this look like "oh here we go again, this is what it's like for us guys with famous girlfriends when macho jerks come around"
Not that my girlfriend is famous. She has one film that won one small award. But she's probably the smartest person who calls in to that radio show, besides politicians. And smarter than a lot of the politicians.
So when Stee or Brianna appears, or both, it drives #TheMadFracker into a frenzy. He had to be fired from that radio recently and now he is trying to sue everybody.
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
Has she told you that you'll never work in this town again if you don't shut up?
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No, and that would be a neat trick considering all her friends are in California.
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
Does she now make sure that the NDA is signed before the first sub-minimum-wage paycheck is issued?
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I would assume so. Although I think the campaign may be back to a "mom and pop" state at this point, with no more employees.
Although they may have #TheMadFracker working for them for free. If he is brave enough. He was afraid to call up Brianna when I told him to, because she is "so important". So who knows.
 
You're weird warren. You keep going back and forth between joining in on complaining about Brianna, but then suddenly you'll freak out and say everyone here is a bunch of stalkers. I mean, to be fair I doubt you're the biggest weirdo here or anything, but it is strange. Is this what other people involved in politics are like? It looks two faced from the outside, but observing you, it seems earnest. It's like you start to see the facts, then something pulls you back and you have to freak out, but then a few days later you're back to talking about the facts again. Does it seem weird to you too?
 
W person cow said:
"White men inherently don't see neo-nazis as dangerous, and all Bernie Bros are sexist, so it's natural that Warren would end up with GamerGate. But it's sad because the only reason I gave him a job was because he's an oppressed genderqueer and I wanted to give him a chance. This is why you should never give anyone a chance or be nice to them."
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Is this one of your little exaggerations, or does she really consider you "part of gamergate" for posting here?
 
W person cow said:
My best guess is this: Brianna never made an overall campaign video besides the silly Godzilla one. She had one on Net Neutrality and like another one, but no good one to use for this. Because basically, Sam Hammar or Ayanna can get a video made for $100 that would cost Brianna $1000 or more. Filmmakers are used to being given insane demands by crazy celebs and would be celebs, they don't blink and just jack up the price. And not wanting to pay any filthy progressive peasants more than the pittance she paid me, she never made one. Which left her "having" to make her own for this event, or have no video at all. So she and Frank probably made it themselves on a webcam or something.

Oh I just watched the actual video. Not made on a webcam. That was her interview from WGBH-TV. I think she may have used the footage illegally without permission from WGBH lol.
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Didn't Wu buy a bunch of fancy gear to make commercials with? i think he even used campaign funds to buy it.
 
smackpops said:
Didn't Wu buy a bunch of fancy gear to make commercials with? i think he even used campaign funds to buy it.
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Yes. She also paid a studio a few thousand to produce the videos. All she has to show for it are the cringe inducing trumpzilla, cookies = net neutrality, and her introduction that had stock video of someone riding a motorcycle.
 
Corbin Dallas Multipass said:
You're weird warren. You keep going back and forth between joining in on complaining about Brianna, but then suddenly you'll freak out and say everyone here is a bunch of stalkers. I mean, to be fair I doubt you're the biggest weirdo here or anything, but it is strange. Is this what other people involved in politics are like? It looks two faced from the outside, but observing you, it seems earnest. It's like you start to see the facts, then something pulls you back and you have to freak out, but then a few days later you're back to talking about the facts again. Does it seem weird to you too?
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Some of the facts about Brianna are hard to accept and took me a while to see.
Also I don't hate transgender people and I don't think the N word is funny.
I don't see anything weird about that. But if you think I'm weird, that's okay.

Norvic said:
Is this one of your little exaggerations, or does she really consider you "part of gamergate" for posting here?
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No idea and I was just guessing what she might be saying.

smackpops said:
Didn't Wu buy a bunch of fancy gear to make commercials with? i think he even used campaign funds to buy it.
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If she did, she never used it and I never heard about it.
 
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W person cow said:
-Brianna said what good are endorsements, I want fundraising.
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How the fuck does this moron think you get fundraising without endorsements?

"How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
 
stets said:
@W person cow any predictions on what the vote percentages for each candidate will be a week from Tuesday?
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I have no reliable polling data. But educated guess?
Lynch 65%
Wu 22%
Voehl 13%
I like to think that I got Brianna's name out there as the progressive in the race a fair bit, and a lot of people want to protest the establishment this year, whether they're progressive or not. And believe me or not, I think Brianna really did do the most work out of 3 lazy candidates.
The current progressive wave will probably carry her further than expected by y'all, but less far than expected by her. If she had campaigned more seriously, or treated anyone with respect, I think she could have got 40% or more.
I could be way off though, just a semi educated guess.
My predictions for the other She Geeks Out candidates?
Ayanna 54%
Capuano (incumbent opponent) 46%
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Sam Hammar 49%
Jason Lewis (incumbent opponent) 51%

Sissy Galvez said:
@W person cow did you ever suggest to Brianna to conduct polling? Why didn’t she?
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Polling requires a campaign infrastructure.
But I did try to give her a free poll that I got from my DC buddies about what different progressive issues people support in the district.
She saw that low cost prescription drugs was #1 at over 90% and declared that "boring"
Saw that increased cybersecurity was near the bottom at like 25%
Saw that her next favorite issue of the moment, abolishing private prisons, was only 54%
Was annoyed by the poll, and didn't read the rest of it.
There were over 20 issues on there that over 80% of people in the district, across all parties and independent, were in favor of.
But hey, who cares, right?
 
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W person cow said:
Polling requires a campaign infrastructure.
But I did try to give her a free poll that I got from my DC buddies about what different progressive issues people support in the district.
She saw that low cost prescription drugs was #1 at over 90% and declared that "boring"
Saw that increased cybersecurity was near the bottom at like 25%
Saw that her next favorite issue of the moment, abolishing private prisons, was only 54%
Was annoyed by the poll, and didn't read the rest of it.
There were over 20 issues on there that over 80% of people in the district, across all parties and independent, were in favor of.
But hey, who cares, right?
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Did she really say that it was “boring” out loud? Jesus, I’ve always said she’s tone deaf.

The reason why Brianna went after cyber security was to appeal to idiot techies around the country that buy into her software dev LARP for the cash. However, everything she does just shows her disdain for common people’s issues. Why should Brianna care about lower drug costs? She doesn’t have to worry about prescription drug costs because Frank has healthcare and makes good money. She can afford $100k Porsche and a hobby Porsche because of Frank. All of her body mutilation surgeries were paid for by Frank. She only talks about issues Brianna cares about because she’s a narcissist.

To your early question about the camera equipment, it’s in her first FEC filing. I believe she dropped $10k on video equipment and people assumed she would try to start up a game streaming or YouTube career when she lost.
 
By the way, Brianna got another endorsement that she never talked about, and probably doesn't know about:
The organization Local Berniecrats endorsed her. Which I started the ball rolling on, months ago:
https://www.localberniecrats.com/massachusetts
Their endorsement lists warren@briannawu2018.com to contact her. Which no one can do, because Brianna deleted that email address when she fired me.
 
W person cow said:
By the way, Brianna got another endorsement that she never talked about, and probably doesn't know about:
The organization Local Berniecrats endorsed her. Which I started the ball rolling on, months ago:
https://www.localberniecrats.com/massachusetts
Their endorsement lists warren@briannawu2018.com to contact her. Which no one can do, because Brianna deleted that email address when she fired me.
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Those survey questions/answers are amusing. I especially liked "I changed my mind, and admitted being wrong" to the Bernie loyalty pledge.
 
W person cow said:
Brianna deleted that email address when she fired me.
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Whereas it's standard procedure to keep your employees' emails active (possibly redirecting them to somewhere for analysis) just to make sure nothing odd falls out of the woodwork once they're not around to tidy up their email. So much for the tech candidate!
 
ln18 said:
Those survey questions/answers are amusing. I especially liked "I changed my mind, and admitted being wrong" to the Bernie loyalty pledge.
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I filled out all the answers and asked her to check them and see if she agreed with my answers.
She didn't read them and had Frank read them. Frank said "Looks good!" and that was that... :/
 
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